Hi thanks for coming to my account.

I'm a twilight adict I love fasion and live in Virginia.(to my BFF (simplybella56) its torture) but fun 4 me.

Favorite:

color: pink and purple

band(s): paramore, bowling for soup(search them there awasome ) book: Twilight (duh you ding-dong!!)

ME: blonde,shopping,twilight,makeovers,talking,twilight,shopping,music,(did i mention) twilight

Also I am hyper. I am a shop-a-holic. sound fimiliar? coughALICEcough

Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldnt do this but the thought of that scares me

Copy and pastses

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

One fourth of U.S. children are overweight or at risk for becoming overweight, if you have a dog copy and paste this on your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the Coca-coca Puff Turkey-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you know someone that should be hit by a bus Copy and paste this to your profile

If you feel sorry for the poor stupid kid who gave the siko bunny Trix in the first place copy and paste this onto your profile

If your best friend calls you insane you proudly exclaim "You too,buddy. You too!"copy And paste this onto your profile

If people ask you what your problem is and you reply "Where to begin?" copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his cereal)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have made up codenames for boys so they wouldn't know you were talking about them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started talking with a accent out of no where, copy and paste this onto ur profile

Edward or Emmett? Edward

Bella or alice? Alice

Rosalie or Esme? Esme

Jacob or Seth? Seth

Robert Pattinson or Kellan Lutz? K.Lutz (lol)

Twilight or New moon? Twilight

AC or space heater? AC

Youtube or MySpace? Youtube

Should Barbie Dolls be banned. Duh. Of course they shouldn't.

Is Obama's idea of making the school year longer a good idea? Ummm... I'm a high school girl. HECK NO!

Can shopping ever be a bad thing? Nope.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel out, ready to bury that loser that made you cry.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Mitch Hedberg

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Henry A. Kissinger

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're AHHHHHH!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

my daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

from his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em!

I went to a party, Mom
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didnt drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.

Now Im lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own bloods all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.

Im sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddys Girl on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had,
Id still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom
Im getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And Im so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
So I love you and good-bye.

one message: dont drink and drive!

I am the boy who was kicked out by his father for being gay.
I am the lesbian who commited suicide.
I am the transsexual who is constantly laughed at.
I am the kid who was murdered for being a 'faggot'.
I am the teacher who was fired once they found out i was happily married... to a woman.
I am the boy scout leader who was kicked out for being gay.
I am the gay girl who hung herself for not being accepted.
I am the celebrity who is critisized for being a 'lesbo'.
I am the woman who always denied being homosexual. Now I am unhappily married to an abusive husband...
I am the gay high school boy that dated the love of my life and was murdered for it.
I am the mom whose child was taken away because I was married to a woman, making me an 'unfit' parent.
I am the boy who became blind because I was assaulted on the street.
I am the 'tranny' who died becuz the doctors wouldnt operate on me.
I am the forgotten gay daughter who died by ODing.
This REALLY happens!! Being homophobic is stupid! If you are a good person... you'll post this in ur profile

Some people go through life unnoticed, and then when they're gone people notice their brilliance. I don't want anyone's brilliance to go to waste. I hate the term emo, I hate the stereotypes, and I would rather never hear them again. when you meet someone new, why not help them instead of crush them? When you read someones stories why flame them instead of encouraging them to fix it? Why not just be kind and caring? Why must you be mean and inconsiderate? That is the type of person who ruins the world today and I hope that you all understand what I mean. I can't believe what the world is coming to. Have you ever had someone see what you look like and declare you dumb? Have you ever had someone see how you dress and declare you emo? I have and I am tired of it. Please when you meet someone today, give them a chance, and be kind and caring. Give someone a helping hand and don't judge a book by it's cover. Please, try this and I swear you will feel like a better person!

Love,

alwaysalice5

Put this in your profile if you knew the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang all three songs, making sure the above statement was true.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (THIS DISEASE IS PLAGUED TO ME FOR ALL ETERNITY...

If you're reading this I have brief control of your mind and know what you're thinking about, copy and paste this on your profile if you wanna be like me and Edward, too.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: vampirefan17, Miss.Thang Rosalie, Nicolededahh

If you're awesome, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever copied and pasted something in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't want to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. (Nah, I just don't go)I am the girl that's beautiful but something about her makes people stay away. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that could have any guy she wanted but just doesn't want any. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who has known enough love for an entire lifetime but lost it. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows who she is and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care what people call her, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better on paper than verbally, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, emmettcullenisTHEman, Alice W. Hale, vampirefan17, Miss.Thang Rosalie, Nicolededahh

If you read over some of the things in the list of copy and paste, and you sigh and think to your self, "wow. their just trying to find different things to paste in their bio", then copy and paste this into your Profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Prettier Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901