The name's Jazz Fulcon. I'm cousin to the notorious pirate Jack Sparrow. Notice how I didn't use his beloved title of "Captain"? Bah! That drunken loony cousin o' mine couldn't captain his way out of a paper bag. All 'e knows is his love for rum.

Oh now, don't think that I hate Ol' Jack, cuz I don't; Jack is the only relative that I can stand to be around for more than a minute. You see, being a captain meself, Jack and I don't see eye to eye all the time. That's why when we are together we tend to bicker and get on each other's nerves more than not. Hehe...and it's all the more fun because I always win the fights. And I don't tend to use my accent as much as he does, but it does like to slip out every once in awhile. For example, my name was once Jazz Falcon, but seein' as most me crew isn't too literate, the ones who could spell would do"Fulcon" as I pronounce it. So why bother with the wrong spelling and pronunciation when I can just change me name huh? Makes the world a happier place.

So, if anyone would like to see the lil spats me and dear ol' cuz get into, I will be posting any and all adventures the two of us have the total misfortune to travel together. I hope that you enjoy yourselves.

Truly Yours,

Captain Jazz Fulcon