Hello? Hello? Is this mic on? --taps microphone till it makes high pitched squeal--

--everyone groans and covers their ears--

Whoops! Sorry everyone! I'm kinda new at this.

--boo's erupt from audiance--

Oh yeah yeah make fun of the newbie! I suggest you can it before I rip the mouth's from you faces with a chainsaw! --pulls running chainsaw out of no-where--

--everyone shuts up even the little crickets hide--

Good. Now that I have your attention I believe I'm supposed to say a couple of things about myself.

"Oh great, she's gonna talk," random audiance member says loudly.

THAT'S IT! COM'MERE! --starts chasing audiance with chainsaw as they run around in circle's screaming--

~A Few Minutes Later~

There, now is eveyone comfortable?

--audiance struggle with ropes and chains holding them to their seats-- --try's to speak through duck tape holding their big mouths shut--

Exelent. --sighs-- Love my job. Now where was I. . . oh yes! About me! Well. . . umm how about this--

~Name~ Sorry that's classified imformation, if you wanna know your gonna have to get my birth file. Plus you have to go through my little friend the chainsaw! --chainsaw puffs and squeals--

~Birthday~ May 10! Say happy Birthday to me on that day! It'll make me smile!

--audiance screams through duck tape--

What? Me smiling isn't that scarey is it? Is it! Oh my god I need a mirror!

~A Little Bit Later~

My god your right that is scarey! Umm. . . on with me--

~Siblings~ One older sister. One year older than me so that makes me the evil younger sister, muhahaha! Her username is "CreativeJournalist" and again if you want to know her real name --chainsaw roars and everyone in the audiance jumps-- She's smart, pretty. . . ok enough mushies! She's evil, annoying. . . did I mention evil? And be careful. She's a little protective of me. --smilies--

Now let's do something seemingly useless and stupid to eveyone except for me.

--muffeled groans--

What was that?! --Fire comes from mouth--

--scared (and muffled) cheers erupt--

That's what I thought. Next--

~Favorite Color's~ Blue, Black, and White

~Favorite Food~ Anything Chocolate!

Now we get to some good stuff! Like--of course--ANIME!

--first real cheer audiance does--

Go, go, GO--

~Favorite Anime~ INUYASHA! I LOVER'Z THAT EVIL LITTLE HALF-DEMON! The person who made up InuYasha should be voted best person in the WORLD! Thank your for making him! Thank you, thank you, thank you! --Phew-- Okay I also like Full Moon but not as much as INUYASHA!

~Favorite Anime Charaters~ InuYasha (who would have thought eye roll). Sango, I absolutely LOVE this girl! She kicks butt or whatever a demon has back there! Miroku. I HAD to add him in here he's too cute! LOVE YOU MIROKU! Sesshomaru! He's not evil, he's adorable! --sighs dreamily and stares off into nothingness-- Bankotsu! He's cute, cocky, and evil but there's just something about him that. . . I don't know he's just cool okay! Kohaku! He's such a cutie even if he is 11 and I'm older than that! Kanna! Best evil girl ever! If she had some emotions she would be like perfect! Meroko! Love her! Even if she is a little jealous, I mean, how can you hate her? Takuto! Hee, he's funny, heh. Mitsuki! She's just SO ADORABLE! Even if she when she's 16!

~Favorite Anime Couples~ Sango and InuYasha! I my brain (I no not everyone's I'm sorry to the Kagome-InuYasha lovers) Sango and InuYasha are the best couple. I mean he'd understand what she's going through and would be able to help. She has that sweet side that could make him a little less grumpy, plus she's strong so InuYasha won't have to protect her all the time. Sango and Sesshomaru! Even if I like Sango-InuYasha I still like this couple too. It would be an exciting and odd twist. Demon extermanator and Demon! LOVE IT! Sango and Bankotsu! Yes, even Bankotsu would be cute with Sango if you think about it. Now here's one I bet hardly ANYONE has thought about. . . Kohaku and Kanna! Think about it they would be really cute together. Give Kanna some emotions and PING awsome couple! Takuto and Mitsuki, or Takuto and Meroko! He'd work really well with either.

Now for something twisted! The things I HATE! Very strong word I no but. . . whatever, just go--

~Colors I don't like~ Light Orange, Puke Yellow, and Crap Brown

~Foods I don't like~ Any vegetables! Except for corn and potatoes. It's rabbit food I tell yah, RABBIT FOOD! Now if only I could convince my gramma that.

~Least Favorite Anime~ Umm. . . none I can think of right now. . . I LOVE ANIME!!

~Least Favorite Anime Charaters~ Kagome. I am SO SORRY for you Kagome fans! Sorry, sorry, SORRY! I just don't like how she treats InuYasha I suppose. . . Don't hate me!

--screams of protest come from (used to be) deathly quiet audiance--

I'M SORRY! --hides under random table--

~Least Favorite Anime Charaters (Contiued)~ Miroku. I don't really HATE him I suppose. . . I don't like how he treats my girl Sango! He is kinda cute though. . . ALRIGHT HE'S IN THE MIDDLE! I LIKE HIM AND HATE HIM! Naraku. DIE NARAKU DIE! BURN IN HELL! BURN, BURN, BURN!! Jaken. Freaking little toad. --mumbles-- All he ever does is kiss Sesshomaru's ass! Kikyo. She scares me and is kinda creepy. Eitchi. He's nothing but a good ol' boy and never even gave Mitsuki a chance to say she loves him!

~Least Favorite Anime Couples~ Kagome and InuYasha. --sigh-- Again I'm sorry. But come ON! All Kagome does is "sit" poor InuYasha if things don't go her way and he just goes back to her. (Baka InuYasha) InuYasha and Kikyo. Only one word I can think of for this and am NOT sorry for. Umm, no. Miroku and Sango. NO! Miroku is a freaking flirt and isn't even loyal to the poor girl and Sango com'mon she lost everything she doesn't need another million heartbreaks! Kohaku and Rin. Yes it's true. I love the little girl but I don't think Kohaku should be with her. Sesshomaru and Kagura. Ew! Sesshy come ON, I mean KAGURA! Eitchi and Mitsuki. Again. . . N-O!

Now I have a surprize for all yall! Com'mon down: InuYasha, Sango, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Kagome, Kohaku, Rin, Kanna, Jaken, Kagura, Naraku, and the Band of Seven! --takes gasp of breath-- They're here to ask questions of any kind, or answers. Any of you got a question for me? --sit's polietly in chair like a counciler--

"Yeah! Why in the hell did you put me with Sango instead of Kagome?!" InuYasha hisses, jumping up from his chair and leaning forward in my face.

I'm SORRY! How many times do I have to say it! --stands up, knocking InuYasha on his behind-- If you have a problem with it speak up now!

--InuYasha smartly run's and hides behind his chair--

Good boy. --calmly sits down-- Next question?

"Why don't you like me? I don't understand. I'm likable! Aren't I?! Oh my god I'm not likable!" --Kagome starts to cry and runs off stage--

--audiance awws (still muffled) as soon as Kagome exits they all glare--

--whimpers and scoots chair further away from audiance-- --acidently running over Jaken's chair--

--Sesshomaru calmly looks loathingly down at the squished toad then looks forward again--

--Rin runs over to Jaken and peals him from the floor-- "Lord Sesshomaru I'm going to take Jaken to a healer"

--Sesshomaru noddes at the girl without looking--

--Rin skips from stage with the flat Jaken in her small hands--

--coughs-- Umm, next question I suppose. . .

--Bankotsu sighs and slings an arm over my shoulders-- "So you think I'm cute, eh?"

Uh--I--I--umm--

--Sesshomaru scoffs-- "I believe she said I was cute."

--InuYasha comes out from hiding under his chair-- --red with rage-- "She said I was cute you bastards!"

"Please. No one other than that human girl that ran out of the room thinks your cute," Sesshomaru scoffed.

"That's not true! More people think I'm cute than they do you!" InuYasha screamed, getting up in Sesshomaru's face.

--Sesshomaru calmly stands towering over everyone-- "Would you like to die at this very moment little brother?"

"KAY! I could beat you with one hand behind my back!"

"Show me little brother. Prove your words."

--InuYasha pulls out his tetsusgia and lunges at his brother--

Guys! Stop! No fighting on set!

--ignoring--

Stop ingnoring me! --screams--

"Ah, miss DarknessProtector. Would you bare my child?" Miroku askes in his charming ways. "You did say I was cute."

--The two once fighting brothers stop and look back at Miroku-- "She think's I'M CUTE!" they both say at the same time.

--Miroku kindly removes his hand from my property and holds them up infront of him as the two brothers start creeping forward to him-- "Umm, com'mon, let's not be rash. The lady rightfully said that I was the one she thought was cute."

--Bankotsu finally stands and gets inbetween all of them-- "Now this is where ALL of you are wrong. I believe she said that I was cute and I am also the one that said it first."

--All four boys growl and start to attack one another--

NO! Guy's please! We're on stage! Stop it! --chases the fighting boys back and forth while ranting about being on stage--

--All the rest still sitting down look at one another--

"This was a waste of time. Come Kanna. We have work to do," Naraku says. --Naraku and Kanna leave the stage without another word--

"She said I was cute too," Kohaku mumbles.

--Sango smiles and pats her brothers head--

AH! --come's out of no-where running and screaming with all four boys on tail yelling-- We'll be right back after this quick bathroom break! I mean comercial break! AH! HELP MEEEEEEE!

"GET BACK HERE!"

~A Little Bit Later~

--Phew-- Okay I'm back.

--boo's--

--glares--

--shut's up--

Good now that that's done with how about--

--whole audiance screams "NO" in various muffled voices--

Alright, alright I'm done ranting for now. Anything I miss?

--audiance screams muffled cries--

Oh right I suppose I should untie you guys now. Heh heh, umm, BYE! --Run's away and hop's a plane to Burmuda while audiance screams and rolls around on the floor in their chairs-- That's all folks! I'll start wrighting as soon as I can. Umm, as long as the audiance doesn't kill me! AH!

--audiance chases with pitch forks and and other random weopons--

--floating grim reaper comes out of no-where-- Looks like I won't be having a day off until the audiance catches her. --sighs-- I hate my job --strangled screams come from plane to Burmuda-- Never mind. --floats off after plane--