Name: I've gotta stop naming myself after food.

Sex: No thanks.

Age: (smack) rude.

Weight: (smack) rude.

Height: ...short? (what are you my stalker?)

My writing beliefs:

1. Yes I believe there are One True Pairing. Like:

Suzalulu

Akuroku (I don't even play the game)

Zemyx (see dual she's converted so many people)

Narusasu (Orochimaru was just wrong)

2. Almost every original story plot in the world have been used or told by someone. Therefore as a reader it's not about the destination and as a writer it's about making the journey as fun as possible.

( I also believe that taking a long time to write a story means it's good but that's like saying I can fly if I try hard enough. (for me))

Quotes:

"I will cut you if you don't answer honestly. I know what you're thinking--how can he know if I don't answer honestly? And how can he cut me when I live 100 miles away? Well, I can. And my knife is 101 miles long." - I forgot who

"honey you are as wide as you are tall" - in response to the question "am I fat?"

" 'The French loves to fondue stuff, back when I lived up north (of France) we use to boil fat and dip meat in it.'

'Ewwww meat with fat'" - French class

"We were known as generation X, you guys are known as the generation that has to clean up after us" - my french teacher during earth hour.

"It's a ring that represents innocence and purity, which you won't know anything about" - my friend to me. (I think we were talking about Chasity rings)

"Eww you kissed a girl, that's so gay!" - Jimbo The Simpsons

"Donna bad things are gonna happen because I am stupid" - Eric Forman That 70s Show

"'Chewing gum helps me think.'

'Sweetie your wasting your gum!'" - The Birdcage

you know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.