Put the lime in the coke, you nut!

NEWSFLASH:

12-24-05
I've been an unbelievable idiot. Not updating in SIX MONTHS! I think that's my record.
Been thinking of posting an original story on fictionpress.net or some other site that's similar! I just want to know if anyone would read it...

Last updated on April 1, 2006

"I Didn't Mean to Fall in Love with You" ishere! http:www.opportunemoment.net/

Me

Ello Chums! Me name be LegoLissie! I'm 16 and LOOOOOVE Orlando Bloom, POTC, LOTR, and Harry Potter! Oh, and I'm going to marry Rupert Grint. XD

AIM: HolyMushrooms28

Neopets: EvenstarElvenFair (main), plus many others I'm too lazy to type XD

The Stories of LegoLissie

Different Kind of Magic - Harry and Ron have a difficult enough time trying to survive Hogwarts, but can they survive MUGGLE PRIVATE SCHOOL? H/OC, R/OC
STATUS: Just started. Be patient

Only You: Blood Harvest - The sequel to ONLY YOU! (Betcha would never've guessed that...)
Status: HIATUS

Only You - Will is thrown into modern day and meets Riley, a young artist. But when love erupts, will reality hold them back?
STATUS: Finished

The Blood of a Pirate - Will meets a mysterious girl and falls in love with her. But is she a danger to everyone around her because of her secret past that only one person knows about?
STATUS: Finished

Here We Go Again - The SEQUEL to "A Pirate's Love for Me". Beth and Lissie get thrown back into the Caribbean that sets them off on a perilous adventure.
STATUS: Finished

A Pirate's Love for Me - Beth and Lissie get thrown into the movie POTC and meet Jack and Will. Don't read if you don't like a Mary-Sue!
STATUS: Finished

Coming Soon

A CRAZY LEGOLAS FIC! (I'm not posting the idea for my paranioa that someone will steal it...)

A Ron Weasley/OC fic!

Talk to me if you have ANY ideas! I'll listen to all of them!

Favorites

Actors: ORLANDO BLOOM, Daniel Radcliffe, RUPERT GRINT, Antonio Banderas, DOMINIC MONAGHAN, Billy Boyd, Viggo Mortensen, Adam Sandler, JOHNNY DEPP! (and a few people in my theater class... you guys are as good as these guys!)

Actresses: Liv Tyler, Kate Winslet, Emma Watson, Drew Barrymore, Meryl Streep

Books: HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY BABY, the Libba Bray series

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Lord of the Rings all three, Harry Potter all three, Ever After, Titanic, Finding Neverland, The Breakfast Club, and more

Music: Rock, Celtic (great combo, right?), soundtracks

Bands/Musicians: Cheap Trick, Queen, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Green Day, Constantine Maroulis, Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, All American Rejects, ummm and more?

Great Quotes

"Bus One! HEEEEEEY! Band get... NAKED!" -my high school band

"Kids come up to me on the streets and they say how I'm their rolemodel and I think 'oh, God, these poor children!'" -Daniel Radcliffe

"WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF!" -Zach

"People come into your life and people leave it, you just have to trust that life has a road mapped out for you." -Orlando Bloom

"Okay, guys, we can move onto 'Blister in the Sun' now, because 'Stacy's Mom' is in pretty good shape..." -Mr. G, my band teacher, trying to talk about the songs we're playing

"WHY'S THE RUM GONE!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

The 'toss me' conversation between Aragorn and Gimli from The Two Towers

ALL THE DRINKING SONGS FROM LOTR!

"I love you Jack."
"Don't you do that, don't say your good-byes."
"I'm so cold."
"Listen Rose. You're gonna get out of here, you're gonna go on and make lots of babies, and your gonna watch them grow. You're gonna die an old... an old lady warm in her bed, but not here not this night. Not like this do you understand me?"
"I can't feel my body."
"Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me... it brought me to you. And I'm thankful for that, Rose. I'm thankful. You must do me this honor, Rose. Promise me you'll survive. That you won't give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose, and never let go of that promise."
"I promise."
"Never let go."
"I'll never let go. I'll never let go, Jack." (tear tear)
-Rose and Jack, Titanic

"God! Look at that thing! You would've sunk straight to the bottom." -Jack, Titanic

"Well, the original joke goes like this. What do Hoovers and guitars have in common?... They both suck when you plug them in!" -Mr. G in band, insulting our bass player

Joon: "Did you have to go to school for that?"
Sam: "No, no I got thrown out of school for that." -Joon and Sam, from Benny and Joon

Kristi: "What about that Andrew kid, isn't he on the football team?"
Me and Lisa: "Yeah, he's the WATERBOY!" -Kristi, Lisa and me making fun of Andrew

"What would trees have to talk about? Besides the consistancy of squirrel droppings..." -Gimli, Two Towers Extended Cut

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." -Johnny Depp

"I got to run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow and dress in funny clothes for 18 months... how bad can that be?" -Orlando Bloom

"That's the best bloody peanut butter I've ever tasted." -Charlie (LOST)

Merry: "Don't know why he's so upset... it was only a couple of carrots!"
Pippin: "And some cabbages. And - and those three bags of potatoes we left here last week! And then the mushrooms the week before!"
Merry: "Yes, Pippin! My point is, he's clearly overreacting! RUN!... Oooh, I think I've broken something!" -My favorite Hobbits, The Fellowship of the Ring

Shannan: "I'm going. Are you going?"
Charlie: "Yep, are you going?"
Shannan: "Of course I'm going."
Charlie: "Yep, I'm definately going." -from LOST

"Acting is re-acting... fried beans are refried beans... I don't know what that means..." -Mr. Mazur

"Is that a hippo? Let's go poke it!" -Skylar W., during Improv Friday

"I have this dream... I'm driving a bus, and... my teeth start fallin' out. My mum is in the back, eatin' buiscuts... everythin' smells like bacon... It's weird..." -Charlie (LOST)

"And when we have kids - not with each other - they'll get to see the beauty of New Zealand, and... look how beautiful I am!" -Billy Boyd

"OMG HE'S A BABOON!" -Christi and me

"PUDDING!" -all of my psychotic friends from school

"Andrew looks like a younger version of Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter!" -Kristi

"THAT'S FRENCH! THE FRENCH ARE COMING! HAHA! I'VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO HEAR THE FRENCH!" -Charlie, LOST

"Mr. Barrie. May I take you hat?" -Sylvia, Finding Neverland

"Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older." -J.M. Barrie, Finding Neverland

"Mr. Woods, do you wear wigs?"
"No I do not."
"Have you worn wigs?"
"No I have not."
"Will you wear wigs?"
"Maaaaybe."
"When will you wear wigs?" -Hans Jensen (aka Dom Monaghan playing a prank on Mr. Wood) and Elijah Wood in an interview

"You make a movie called Flipper, very, very famous movie. The dolphin is dead. Do you know this?"
"Yes - no, no I did not know that, that's terrible!"
"Died in a car accident." -Hans Jensen and Elijah Wood again in same interview

"Hell, any idiot can do that! I CAN'T DANCE!" -Willard in the musical Footloose

"This one works the blender..." -Bo Bice from American Idol

"Astonishing." -Simon Cowell from AI, describing CONSTANTINE MAROULIS' performance of BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY BY QUEEN! HE'S NEVER USED THAT WORD BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW, PEOPLE!

"Pudding? What? There's pudding on the menu?" -John on our band trip to Disney World

"More than just steers and queers come from Texas." -John, my favorite Texan in all the world

And to my best buds...
I'M GOIN' OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAAAAIN!

I'm a proud member of NBWSEPA aka National Baboons Wearing Shoes and Eating Pudding Association
...and MTGPR ;)

BIG! BLUE:D

Gotta jet, here comes the hippie! Read my stories;)