Hi.

I am Yuki Arashi Hitsugaya.

Toshiro Hitsugaya is my OLDER brother.

I guess if I'm not Yuki, I am Rukia to Kaoru Ichimaru, who is Renji if not Kaoru.

If that made no sense to you, please stop reading.

FYI: In meh story, Eternal Dilemma and Family, the characters HAVE PROFILES! Cuz they're based on real people.

Yuki Hitsugaya = ME! Duh! (I had to add a middle name, cuz someone already used Yuki Hitsugaya...)

Kaoru Ichimaru = Kaoru Ichimaru (author of No Blasting Idea!)

Mikazuki Aizen = xxMissingnoxx

Yumikou Ayasegawa = Yumikou Ayasegawa

Aika Kyoraku = Aika Kyoraku (author of Yes He is my brother)

And soon to be introduced in my story,

Kyoko Hitomi = Kyoko Hitomi (Author of many awesome things.)

I OWN NOTHING. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PUT THAT IN MEH STORIES.

AGAIN, I OWN NOTHING!!

ICHIGO IS MY MAN AND HAPPY TO BE MY MAN. END OF STORY.

So, I suppose I should put stuff people pretend to want to know about me:

Location: Well, I'm a soul reaper, so you either can't see me or already know where I am.

Age: I don't think that's relevant to fanfiction, but if you must know, I'm about 40 years old.

Zanpaku-tou: Kôritsuki (Ice Moon) She looks a lot like Kyoko and loves Renji, which is problematic because Kyoko loves Renji. She also tends to get distracted, but we've fixed that, I hope. Honestly, I wish she was more focused like, Oh! Shiny!

Occupation: If you didn't already know the answer to this, please stop reading this.

Anime/Game Interests: Bleach, not so much Naruto (but I know a lot about it, kinda...), Blood, D-Gray Man, 007 Ghost, Ouran, Death Note (because of L), Fullmetal Alchemist, Solty Rei, Black Lagoon (still watching), Devil May Cry (anime and games, still watching), Disgaea (anime and games, still watching), Xenosaga (games and anime), Final Fantasy (all of the games, but 11), Kingdom Hearts, Star Ocean (3 is the only one I know!), Harry Potter, Radiata Stories (cuz I'm a dork...), and many other things that don't come to mind.

Favorite Bands: UVERworld, Maximum the Hormone, The Eagles (not Japanese :gasp:), Nobuo Uematsu (who's a composer, but whatever), Paramore, Matchbox 20, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, other bands I can't think of right now.

Awesome Quotes/Phrases/Conversations:

"Hugh Jackman gives Rob Pattinson man hugs." My own phrase

"YOU ABUSE ME WITH YOUR GAY PORN!" Meh friend Random, obviously not his real name. THIS WAS NOT DIRECTED AT ME!

"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it, get it?" Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

"Light, shut Misa up, please." L from Death Note ( I really don't like Misa...)

"I'm sorry, I have to go to the crawl space under my brain for that info." Another phrase by me

"I'm not leaving, I'm just walking away and not coming back." Kaoru Ichimaru

"If you can't handle the flame, don't tickle the dragon." Aika's fanfic that was never posted...

“The truth is ugly, so dare.” Yumichika from No Blasting Idea!

"For the last time, I'M NOT A LITTLE KID!" My big brother, Toshiro Hitsugaya from Bleach So misunderstood...

"Are you stalking someone?" "No. I'm just curious about something down there." "Captain! You're interested in a girl from the world of the living?!" "No! Of course not! That's not it!" "Oh, come on now, it's all right! You don't have to be bashful!" :gets up: "That's enough!" :starts walking away: "I understand sir! A man gets lonely sometimes!" Rangiku and Toshiro from Bleach. I love episode 132...

"Hey! What did you say?! And who are you calling little?!" Toshiro from Bleach

"Come on. You're in grade school. What are you so busy doing the you don't have the time for anyway?" Karin from Bleach

"Thank goodness that my younger brother in grade school has protective gear that fits you." I can't remember his name, the guy from episode 133...

"No Emmett, I punched a werewolf in the face!" Bella from Eclipse

"If I were the rain, that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind two hearts together?" It's in the beginning of the third volume of Bleach

"Ichigo, do you know why I hate rain? And it rains in this world, too. If your heart is troubled, the skies will become cloudy. If you grieve, it will rain ever so easily. I wonder if you can understand... the fear of being rained on in this lonely world... To stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength, any power. If you just have faith in me, I will not allow any rain to fall upon this world." Zangetsu from Bleach. I like a lot of Bleach...

"Yeah they say that guys with Ichi in their names are overflowing with talent and good looks. At least that's what I've heard..." Ikkaku from Bleach. I LOVE YOU ICHIGO!! :ahem:

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU!! BWHAHAHA!!" Don Kanonji from Bleach

"Mother has given me a very special gift!" Kadaj from FF7:AC, who happens to be the same voice actor for Toshiro!!

"In case you're not aware of it, you're being very rude! It's impolite to stare! You have to understand that it's just like the real world!" BlackRose from .hack Infection

"It took me like three hours to figure it out and stuff, but I got it. It's like an art project on my face, only cooler." Naruto from, well, Naruto

"I thought you were gonna hit me tough guy! Afraid because the Third Hokage's my grandfather?!" "I don't care if he's your grandmother, so believe it!" Naruto and Konohamaru from Naruto

"Laharl, are you afraid of voluptuous women?" Flonne from Disgaea

"God must have sent it because he's seen all the good deeds I've been doing" "What kind of demon praises God?" Midboss and Laharl from Disgaea

"May I ask what your relationship is with Itsugo?" Nel from Bleach. She is SO KAWAII!!

"Come on Toshiro." "Hey, it's not Toshiro, it's Captain Hitsugaya." He says that on numerous occasions, but he says it so nice at the end of Diamond Dust Rebellion.

"I think you can spare one wiener to the ladies. You have 15..." My brother taking about hot dogs, you sickos

"I can just see Ulquoirra being a garbage man.""Does that make Grimmjow the garbage truck?" So bad...Yuki and Kaoru bored in English class...

"You know what? Ichigo sticks his sword in a lot of things..." Yumikou, freakin hilarious!

"QUIT MAKING CAT BABIES!!" Yeah, my brother is paired with Yoruichi, it's a long story...

"Toshiro and I don't quite see eye-to-eye..." In one of Kaoru's unpublished fanfics. The only pun I will ever love...

:sneezes: "Aika must be on the prowl..." Shuuhei talking about Aika, oh roleplaying awesomeness...

"Orihime's killer body didn't make up for her lack of brain. If Ichigo was going to date someone, he was going to pick someone of his own intelligence level." Ichigo's thought on Orihime from a fanfiction that Kaoru is writing for me in repentance for her mentally scarring me.

"I think that all of Toshiro's height went to Hyourinmaru." "I think that it went other places..." Me and Kyo in science...It was so bad...

"Trespassers will be shot on sight. Survivors will be shot again." A sign that I've seen on numerous occasions in games...

"It was like, Jesus came out of nowhere!" My brother talking about a Jesus painting that fell on him.

"Second chances never matter, people never change. Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change." From the song Misery Business by Paramore

"I ventured into the rabbit hole and I have dirtied my fluffy white tail and come out enlightened." From Sherlock Holmes, I love that movie...

"I wish that my grass was emo, so it would cut itself." I told that at Detour and this vendor lady thought it was pretty funny...

"Hey, what would you do if I stabbed you with this?" "I don't know; how about you ask the doctor who has to pull it out of your ass." My brother to my other brother...

"Got a good view of his ass?" "You're gonna get a good view of my fist." Mikazuki to me in German class

"I can't take him seriously with a pink pen" "I can't take him seriously with mandles." Mikazuki and me talking about the German teacher

"Yeah, I've been listening to a lot of Disney songs like 'I Can Go the Distance' and 'Make a Man Out of You'" "I can see Aika singing that to Shuuhei..." Me and Kaoru having a conversation on the phone

"Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?" Timon from The Lion King 1 1/2

"My tummybox is broken." Some video my cousin showed me

"Whoa, my face spawns good-smelling stuff. MY FACE IS MAGIC!" Seriously, I found something smelling peppermint on my face and we own NOTHING that smells like that!

"I am a giant squid of anger!!" Me...I don't even remember where or when it came into my head.

"This is a case of 'do want, can have'" Tori, who I hung out with at Kyo's; I seriously love those two to death...

"Red Robin! :pause: WHY WON'T ANYONE YUM ME?!" Tori while playing hide and seek when she was it.

"Boomerang! You do always come back!" Sokka from Avatar

"Great, instead of saving the world, you can go into the jewelery-making business!" "I don't see why I can't do both..." Sokka and Aang from Avatar

"Oh, where was your healing powers when I had TWO fishing hooks in my thumb?!" "Two?" "He tried to get the first one out with another one..." Sokka, Aang and Katara from Avatar

"What if God sends us back to the Earth to do things, like Jesus? Like you'll just be like 'Fuck this shit, ya dude'" My cousin was very random that day

"TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!" "Duck butt!" My cousin and my brother

"Wait, that was too many words. I was all like 'What?' and 'Huh?' and then I got bored. There was something about clutches..." The movie Bolt

"Ring Ring! Who is it? Destiny? I've been awaiting your call..." Bolt, again

"Yeah, it was a bunch of words and the end." My dad and brother

"If I want your opinion, I'll shove my hand up your ass and move your mouth like a puppet." Some movie commercial, I don't remember

"There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness." Kung Fu Panda

"He's gonna be sick; sick with a case of Asseus Beataritis, Latin for I'm gonna beat his ass until it glows for lying to a nun!" The Bernie Mac Show

"Okay, I've got this: so fish plus moon is good, for some reason. That means lizard plus dove means...something." My mother and I playing a strange computer seek and find compy game; I was clarifying a child's wall drawing, clearly.

"That was like a kick in the balls." "But figuratively." "Wow, you're going to use made-up big words? Well, I can do that too: Adjectives!" Me and my brother on the bus!

"What does duct tape taste like?" "I really don't know... :licks duct tape bracelet: It tastes like Kyo!!" Kaoru and me in Sculpture class; I couldn't help but say it.

I know other phrases, but I can't think of them right now...

EPIC AWESOME SONGS THAT ARE STUCK IN MY HEAD:

- "Awake and Alive" by Skillet

- "Brick By Boring Brick" by Paramore

- "My Hands" by Leona Lewis

RANDOM STUFFS AND THOUGHTS:

- Just so you're aware, if you got this far in meh profile, Ichigo is mine. He is in meh closet, and likes it there. That's it. End of discussion.

- Toshiro-san is meh older brother. I hope he isn't reading my profile, in fact, I hope he doesn't know how to use a computer, or access the picture files... :nervous laugh:

- I am NOT a yaoi OR yuri fan. I only approve of DeidaraxItachi and YumichikaxIkkaku, because they belong together.

- The DiamondDust Rebellion is my new favorite movie of all time. Seriously, I love that movie to death.

- Officially decided that Shonen Jump is, indescribable. I'm reading D-Gray Man, seriously AMAZING!

- So, I've started playing Kingdom Hearts again, Square Enix is amazing. If it were a person and Ichigo wasn't real, I'd marry it.

- Okay, my virgin mind is going to explode from hanging out with Kaoru and Kyo too much.

- Officially decided that due to a certain email, Kaoru is dead.

- I cannot help but marvel the fact that the estrogen in my house is stifling, and I'm one of the only females...

- I'm an official nerd. I've wasted almost half of my summer playing WoW

- Finally dyed my hair blue and got it cut the way I wanted it; now everyone just wants to play with it...

- I can't believe how fast this year is going by; it can't already be midtri!!

- The one thing I hate most is drama and there's so much of it right now!!! RAWRRRR!!!!