Current occupation: High school student, part-time teen worker, anomist.

Gender: Girl, but if you're looking for a prime example of gender roles, you'll need to go elsewhere.

Age: Chronologically? 15. Mentally? Roughly 40.

Faves: Left 4 Dead, District 9, Pasta dishes, cheap thrills, existing, PLURR, etc.

Favorite bands/artists: Happy Hardcore, Daft Punk, Captain Jack, Radiohead.

PLURR: Peace, Love, Unity, Respect, Responsibility. Learn it, live it, love it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick, and AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps".
When everything was settled by Rock, Paper, Scissors...or Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum, in a dish...or Eeny Meeny Miney Mo...
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember Ring Pops.
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember Furbies (Officially surpassed the Bogeyman in scariness when it came to nightmares.).
Two words: OLDSCHOOL TOONAMI

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
You remember Care Bears.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob .
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . or if you smiled at one of these things.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

I am the niece who winces when someone discriminates gays because her uncle is one.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

BOLD the ones that fit you
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terriost.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'M ROMANIAN, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be mexican.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw COMICS so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I have never kissed a guy so I must be a homosexual, 66 year old virgin

Got to love the sarcasm.

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle.

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer.

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer, no matter how weird it sounds.

If someone asks “Are you okay?” you answer:

Be Prepared from the Lion King Soundtrack. ((Prepared for what?))

What would best describe your personality?

Your Horoscope For Today by “Weird Al” Yankovic ((Well, I suppose it could…))

What do you like in a guy or girl?

Hidden In The Sand by Tally Hall ((…erm…what’s hidden in the sand?))

How do you feel today?

Uprising by Muse ((Not really. I feel tired today.))

What is your life’s purpose?

Paparazzi (Remix) by DJ NaS ((Not really.))

What is your motto?

Hand of Doom by Black Sabbath. ((WTF? I’m PLURRy!))

What do your friends think of you?

Savior by Rise Against ((I hope not. :P I’d be an awful savior.))

What do you think about very often?

Freedom Rider by Traffic. ((I guess.))

What do you think of your best friend(s)?

Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre (feat, Eminem) ((They have.))

What do you think of the person you like?

American Idiot by Green Day ((Sounds about right. ;) ))

What is your life story?

Butterfly by I Love You!Project ((…))

What do your parents think of you?

Elevator by Flo Rida (feat. Timbaland) ((…x2))

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Lollipop by Aqua ((Why the hell not? XP))

What will they play at your funeral?

Centerfold (Mark-Oh Remix) by Captain Jack ((I like happy music, so I’m fine with that.))

What’s the worst thing that could happen to you right now?

Lollipop by The Chordettes ((I’ll keep away from lollipops, then, except at weddings.))

How will you die?

Remember the Name by Fort Minor ((Oh no! Not Voldemort! *dies*))

What was it like when you were born?

Black Swan by Thom Yorke. ((Sounds about right…go listen to the song. XP))

What is one thing you regret?

Smoke One the Water by Deep Purple. ((I’d regret fire in the sky.))

What makes you laugh?

Fat Lip by Sum 41 ((As long as it’s not my lip.))

What bores you?

Hey Jude by The Across The Universe Cast. ((That song is boring.))

What makes you cry?

Get Off by Foxy ((…x3))

Will you ever get married?

Can’t Find My Way Home by Blind Faith ((I’ll take that as a no.))

What scares you the most?

Disturbia by Rihanna ((It does.))

Does anyone like you?

Scatman’s World by Scatman John ((…x4))

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Let’s Play Some Tetris by Happy Hardcore. ((But I like Tetris… Q_Q))

The next song will be your subject:

The Meek Shall Inherit by The Cast of Little Shop of Horrors ((Okay.))

The next song will be your new name:

Captain Jack by Captain Jack ((Awesomesauce!))