A bit about Goth!France...

Bonjour, cheri! I am zhe gothic personification of France. Je m'apelle Night Bonnefoy, if you're asking. Anyways, I'm not zhe one doing zhe writing on zhis account. Zhat's mon père, Signore Etruria. He does not like to be called anyzhing else, even by his children! So sad, non? I just proof-read and provide comic relief (Well, he calls it comic relief, I call it learning Romanian). I've been told zhat I'm very nice by some of our Boss's aqquaintances, and I'm always happy to provide conversation! Don't be afraid to talk to moi, I don't bite!

A bit about the Ancient Etruscan Empire...

Ciao. My name's Horetto Guilani, but I'd prefer if you called me Signore Etruria. Or Signore Guilani, if I know you. I'm the personification of the Etruscan Empire and Rome's elder brother. And, somehow... Night's father. Yeah, don't ask, I don't know how he's my kid either. I'm the main writer here (Night isn't as creative as he says he is), so any comments on stories I would appreciate if you directed at me. Our Boss's friends don't consider me as "nice" as piccolo Night, but I'm tsundere and proud, dammit. I'm easy to get along with, though... just as long as you do NOT mention my fratellino, Ancient Rome. Capito?

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

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If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have noticed that in most animes the evil guys are the ones you fall in love with copy and paste this to your profile. (It's true in real-life stuff too! 9 out of 10 times, the villains are the hottest people in the movie!)

If your friends are WEIRD, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Japan is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you're aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) Dream about it, B.) Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR, C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing no matter how off key you are, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace (or, now, a Facebook). If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think little siblings are annoying, copy this into your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Kay, now answer these questions, then go down to the answers.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. (Francis)

2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? (Black)

3. Your first initial? (K)

4. Your month of birth? (March)

5. Which is cooler, black or white? (White)

6. Name a person of your same gender. (Kayla)

7. What's your favorite number? (13)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (Florida; it's less likely to spontaneously fall into the ocean.)

9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? (Lakes)

Done with that? Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person. (I KNEW IT.)

2. If you chose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. (Am I really? O.o)

Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.

Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life. (Pfft--)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.

S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.

5. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.

White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Yes, yes she is.)

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose:

California: You love adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.