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 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. I love reading and some of my fav. books are... Twilight Harry Potter 1-7 Percy Jackson 1-5 Tigers curse books Gone series Hunger Games 1-3 Iron King series and more My favorite Harry Potter characters are Lily and the Marauders. My favorite Marauder is Sirius Black I hate Peter Pettigrew My insperation comes from my family and my best friends Megan, Addy, Emily and Lexi I love getting reviews but I understand that not everyone likes giving reviews. I have one rule if you are going to review: If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it. I enjoy and encourage constructive critism, but if you're just going to say that you hate a story, keep it to your self please. Thanks |
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180 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
180 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not charm the toilets in the staff room bathroom to sing loudly when used,' and 'I will not attempt to exorcise Professor Binns.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,851 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,617 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Shadowed Past by Southern Hearts reviews
DISCONTINUED. PLEASE SEE PROFILE FOR THE REWRITE: THE LONGEST ROAD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,062 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 3/24/2016 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., OC - Complete
High Noon: After Breaking Dawn A Twilight Fanfic by Emerald Star73 reviews
10 years post-Breaking Dawn. Edward & Bella are living happily ever after, finally attend Dartmouth. New details of Alice's past are discovered; several seemingly unrelated events from the past are intertwined. Will the Volturi threat ever be eliminated?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 300,918 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seasons Change by Hitome-Chan reviews
Percy Jackson had gleaned a couple of things from the return of Nico di Angelo in his life: One, everything is better when you're drunk. Two: cigarettes taste bad but could be worse. Three: he might possibly be the teeniest-tiniest bit unequivocally gay.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 182,169 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Three Vampires and a Baby by Kristylized reviews
Immortals and perpetual bachelors Emmett, Carlisle and Edward find themselves the guardians of a mischievous human girl after she's abandoned on their doorstep. With the unexpected help of one of Edward's classmates, they navigate the tricky landscape of raising a child, learning lessons in love and parenthood along the way. Strong AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,643 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Fall In Flame by FictionalNutter reviews
AU following 8x23. Dean has a dying brother to take care of, and his favorite angel is MIA. With the host of Heaven fallen and Hell under new management, Dean has a lot of problems on his hands. Thankfully, someone upstairs cares enough to make sure he has the people on hand he really needs. Pairings: Destiel and others.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,665 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Dandelion by kimpernickel reviews
If killing Crowley meant getting the Winchesters to trust her by dressing in hospital scrubs and tending to a broken angel, then dammit she was going to do it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Castiel, Meg] - Complete
A Good Soldier by Lanthiriel25 reviews
Sixteen year old Dean finds himself in a terrible position, defending himself and his brother from an unexpected, horrifying threat. Traumatised by what he has to do to follow his dad's most important order and his own promise to himself, Dean struggles to keep it together, desperate to keep Sammy safe and be the soldier his father wants him to be. (Teen!chesters)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., John W., Bobby S. - Complete
Intoxicative by SchmokSchmok reviews
It contradicted every concept of logic that both of them acted that way. Without purpose, without direction, just for... now. [...] It would have been good but not thought for a repetition. Cowboy, she had said again and laughed. Mocking. [...] Just like Meg.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Meg, Castiel] - Complete
Percy, I shrunk the Gods by Donakiko reviews
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You messed around with ancient FORBIDDEN Greek magic and have turned the most powerful beings in existence into BABIES!" One mishap leads to a chain of trouble as Nico's accident with Hecate's magic turns the immortal Gods into moody toddlers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6082 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 3,088 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirror of possibilities by heyo reviews
The war is over,and Harry wants to continue with his life. But his hopeful plans for the future encounter a glitch in the form of an Alternative World where his parents are alive and he has siblings! Continues after book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,443 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., James P.
Shades of a Woman by ifithasapulse reviews
There are many shades to Bela Talbot. The thief, the woman, the socialite merge into a woman with many aspects to her personality. Focused. Daring. Cunning. Athletic. Fierce. Determined. There is no one way to describe her and to assume anything about her would be a mistake. A character study, of sorts.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Bela T., Dean W. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11620 - Favs: 11,058 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Losing Control - Harry Potter by Kohala reviews
When Seven-year-old Ron begins acting strange and threatens the safety of himself and others it's up to his family to figure out what has happened to the once mischievous, playful, little boy. Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,085 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Ron W., Molly W. - Complete
Conditioning by Llama Mama23 reviews
It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,331 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 4/11/2008
Bird's Eye View by Night Hawk 97 reviews
The Marauders Era: golden age for torturing staff. It wasn't all fun; it didn't remain a fairy tale. A troublesome Dark and benevolent Light Lord represent a deep fissure in society and Jenny Night, of unknown origins, is caught in the mess, not knowing what to believe. Her problems will rope in both sides of the conflict, prompting deception, betrayal and copious explosions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,848 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., OC
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The-Boy-Who-Lived Again by potato-magic reviews
Harry Potter wakes up in the cupboard under the stairs for the first time in nearly ten years. Why is he back with the people who made his life so unpleasant? How can he get back to the future? The story both you and Harry know and love, retold through the eyes of the twenty year old chosen one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,303 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Incubus by Dreamer101 ex oh ex reviews
One shot of what happened to Jace the night of his fathers murder. Ok its short but I got a really good mark for it at school so I hope you guys enjoy! Review if I should carry it on? Rated T
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Complete
The Foolproof POTTER System by lovelyapper reviews
REWRITTEN/COMPLETE. What happens when Sirius badly wants Remus to himself, and is idiot enough to ask help from James? Slight chaos, that's what. Remus has no clue what's happening around him, Lily starts to act like a Marauder, and Peter chokes on things. / Plan idea from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Rated T for language and... stuff, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,225 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Empty Spaces by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. While the Marauders help Remus through his transformation, Lily waits, because it's the only thing she can do. And then James is brought in, cut and bleeding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Permanent Sticking Charm by Louey06 reviews
Walburga wanted nothing more than to get rid of everything her son had ever touched. But he didn't make it very easy on her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Walburga B., Sirius B. - Complete
SiriusandJames by The Third Marauder reviews
Friends? Partners? Brothers? Soulmates? An attempt to define the deep bond between Padfoot and Prongs. Friendship fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
It's All In The Glances by Shira Lansys reviews
They all watch each other, but no one ever SEES. No one except for Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Peter P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,110 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Breakout by teenage.tradgedy reviews
As she looks in her reflection, Lily sees a girl she doesn't recognize, and vows to let go and become the person she wants to be. With a little help from the people she'd least expect help to come from, Lily manages to do just that. ONESHOT Rated M due to swearing Cover photo taken from 9gag, image number 4902790
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Well, it's raining, sir by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry explains to Snape why rain kept him from doing his homework. First in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Completely True Report Cards by LVB reviews
The end of semester is always difficult for a busy Professor, especially when said Professor is asked to provide feedback on the four biggest slackers in Gryffindor House 1976 Edition . Merlin help us all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2012 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Marauders Year 1 by Fallen Crest reviews
It's the Marauders first year at Hogwarts. This is how they met and became the Marauders. How their first year went with Peter, James, and Sirius beginning to get suspicious of Remus excuses every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,934 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Marauders - Complete
Maybe by Beautiful Redemption reviews
"Maybe I was crazy. Maybe I was delusional. Maybe I ate three too many chocolate-covered strawberries. Or maybe, just maybe, I was in love." One-shot on Meghan's 15th birthday
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Meghan, Puck - Complete
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun by MsTonksLupin reviews
The Marauders, Lily and Severus were once kids. Did they know how their future would be? Follow the Marauders in a nostalgic songfic, to their best and their worst moments. You might cry or you might laugh, but what's for sure, is that you'll love them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Simple Love by Queen of Air and Darkness reviews
PuckXMeghan. Prize for IronFeyFreak. "Robbie" and Meghan, just hanging. Pre-Nevernever. Little bits of fluff. Rated T because that's what all my stories are rated.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
PopcornRemusTonksLove by ameliapondwilliams reviews
new!RLNT.Remus and Tonks have a popcorn fight.Pure fluff.Go brush your teeth after you read this.Warning:Will grin like an idiot while you read this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
James Potter by Roser Black reviews
Is James' birthday and Lily punches him. The best birthday? Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Engagement by The Dork Lord reviews
James Potter is always trying to find new ways to win Lily over, but sometimes he just needs to take a break, have fun, and pull a good prank. But with McGonagall as the new victim?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James P., Minerva M. - Complete
22 reasons why Puck is better than Ash by Queen of the GemDragons reviews
i had to make this, i'm not dissing ash or anything...its just a couple reasons why puck is awesomer than ash. please r&r and if you want more lists let me know, i hope you at least get a laugh out of it.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Puck - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish Eicher reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
Her Prince by cutiereader968 reviews
From the Iron Knight. Ash and Rowan make a bet that Ash can make a human fall in love with him, and give him everything. So what was she thinking the whole time?
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Ash
Half In Love by Queen Nightingale reviews
"You know, Lily," he continues, with the wisdom of a boy who understands the girl that he's in love with, "you're just scared of being vulnerable." JPLE One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/11/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Test the Waters by xXMidnightHuntressXx reviews
This is just a one-shot I wrote about what happened when Kelsey drove off after she overheard Ren and Kishan's conversation in Tiger's Quest.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kelsey H., Kishan - Complete
The Five Major Kisses of Lily Evans Potter by Suki-Alanna reviews
The title says it all. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Lily Evans P.
Just a question! by ThisbeHecate reviews
It is never a good idea to ignore Harry. 20th in the Potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hunting for Bigfoot by ThisbeHecate reviews
19th in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snuffles by PenonPaperFingersonKeys reviews
A dog was following her. - Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/10/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A game called Bogies by Sxcsami reviews
Remus teaches a very bored Sirius and James to play bogies! This could only end in disaster! Humor fic! Written for the Lyric Challenge 3!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Secrets of Twilight by Pie-and-cookies-RULE reviews
Here is the truth of twilight. WARNING: FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Ruling You by magicXheart reviews
Money rules the world...and the Marauders have most of it. The four boys rule the school, terrorizing anyone who offends them. So what happens when Lily, the scholarship student, fights back? And when James focuses all of his attention on her?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,533 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/15/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Resolution by WeasleyWannabee reviews
"I think you're an arrogant, selfish pig, and I think you'd be doing both of us a favor if you just left me alone!" Potter stared at me for a moment, an unreadable expression in his hazel eyes, before uttering a single word: "Okay." J/L, Lily's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 181,625 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The One With The Blue Eyes by Spun reviews
Two-shot. When the Shadowhunter from the party doesn't call, Magnus sulks, and Chairman Meow attempts to matchmake two people who are desperately in need of his help. Even when they're not.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Chairman Meow, Magnus B. - Complete
The Princess and The Servant by Miscellaneous 7 reviews
For Julie Kagawa's The Queen Is Coming: Contest and Giveaway. "Right then and there, I decided to be one-hundred percent fey and stop lying to myself: I was in love with Meghan Chase." -Puck.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Puck, Meghan - Complete
The Twilight Guide To Being A Vampire by spookypooky13 reviews
Just to be funny. NOT for twilight fans!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 5,420 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wicked Wishes by Kristylized reviews
When Renee decides she's unhappy that her daughter has tied the knot at the ripe old age of eighteen, Edward and Bella learn that vampires and werewolves aren't the only monsters in town. Slight AU. Written for the Wrong Kind of Monster Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Why? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why should a couple little questions irk Snape so much? 18th in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Struggle by LeKat reviews
Bree has decided to try life as a vegetarian, but she still has a lot to learn about being a Cullen. Sequel to Mirror.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bree
Penmanship Smitten by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,919 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
My Dead Love by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
Won 3rd place in the Inspiration is Key Contest. Rosalie's past is shady for a reason. Royce King II's murder.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Electronegativity by BritCat - Twilight Sassenach reviews
Edward attacks Bella when he first sees her. Thankfully, she was late for school, so no one was around at the time. Good news for Edward, not so much for Bella. Normal pairings. All vampires. Lots of laughs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,382 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding My Destiny by JamesRamsey reviews
Jasper is in the hospital after a tractor accident. He is ticked to find out that he has to share a room. Who is the beautiful pregnant woman and why is she all alone? He has to find out. AH/OOC - One Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 193 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What exam? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry doesn't study... think that stops him from getting an 'O? Seventeenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Emotionally Wrecked by Frenzy In Delirium reviews
Bella has an addiction, Edward is distant, Emmett has been abused, Rosalie was raped, and I have visions. Now what can I say about Jasper, well one word...perfect. We're not crazy, we've just had rough lives. I'm Alice and I live in an asylum. AH OOC AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Twilight—50 Years Later by pirate-vampire reviews
This is about Twilight... and what happens after Breaking Dawn has long since passed. I introduce my own character, but don't worry, the Cullens are still there! Read & Rate & Feedback would be appreaciated! Thanks!:D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Keep Away with the Cullens by piratehannelore reviews
Edward's on edge. Emmett and Jasper can't handle it. So they decide to give Edward a taste of his own medicine...with a game of keep away...with Bella as the prize. What happens when the rest of the family joins in? Reviews please. T for mild language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,272 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Severus versus Sirius by MissCHSparkles reviews
The title says it all, this a non-slash piece of fluff involving our favorite potions master and Mauruder. Warning, contains Sirius aspects and brief Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Mirror by LeKat reviews
I was lucky to be free of the pyre, but I wasn’t so sure that these new arrangements would be any better." Bree's story if she was not killed by the Volturi at the end of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Incorrect Meaning, Mr Malfoy! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Sometimes, the incorrect meaning of certain sayings can have horrifying outcomes. Sixteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cigarette Burns by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
AH. Bella is a local junkie and Edward is a famous artist. He meets Bella outside of one of his art shows and she ends up going home with him. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,585 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bubbles by Ninja C reviews
Lily loves bubbles. James loves Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Half Human Puberty by MusicArt2010 reviews
After Breaking Dawn. So what happens after Renesmee Nessie Cullen goes through her first menstrual cycle? A P.M.S.ing half-vamp/half-human that's what!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009
Brothers and Sisters by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rosalie, have lived in Forks for all their lives. When Edward, Jasper, and Emmett, three new mysterious boys, move to town, they discover that their problem are nothing compared to what's coming... Author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009
Yearly Conclusions about James Potter by moonlight-pixy reviews
LJ: Lily is so annoyed at James she decides to write Yearly Conclusions about him, in order to get rid of her anger. One chapter for each conclusion. Rated for very slight language and just to be safe. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rosalie in Russian by paper.creations reviews
“Yes, of course it is. I have three cousins that lived in Russia for a few years.” Rosalie assured him. - Rosalie uses her upper hand in her new language class to confuse and insult Tyler to no end. - Cullen's in Classes Sequence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Rosalie, Tyler - Complete
Darkest Hour by Arsonphobia reviews
Hp/Twilight:When Harry changed he was alone, like always. When he met a very small pesky vampire and her handler as he calls them he finds that living forever might not be so bad after all. Alice/Harry/Jasper
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Alice, Jasper - Complete
High School for the Cullens by reader13lovesbooks reviews
It is a new town for the Cullens. What could possibly be horrible about six vampires stuck in a building full of hormonal teenagers and perverted staff? How about a vampire in a hospital with desperate nurses? Esme's here. Renesmee and Jacob on honeymoon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,037 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Turning Point by pumpkinpasty reviews
MWPP 7th year. Friendship, romance, growing up. The end of one era, the beginning of another. Seeing things in each other that they never thought to look for. SBOC, JPLE. Details on profile. CHAPTER 16 IS UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,581 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Found by dreams of bubbles reviews
Bella is Jasper's younger sister. After discovering the news of her missing brother, she runs to the forest where she is found by a vampire and changed. Now, years later, she is in Forks, and she finds the person she thought she had lost forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,328 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 6,822 - Follows: 1,422 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Boy Meets Girl by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Emmett's Perfect Day by xXxbailey925xXx reviews
What do you get when edwardluver925 and Wasper Jithlock Cowrite a story? MAYHEM! What does Emmett do when he is alone? What if the Cullen's had a secret that Bella didn't know about? FUNNY! WE DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT! Stephenie Meyer DOES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,399 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Emmett, Bella
Muggle say 'what? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Some sayings can have more than one meaning, so Harry uses them to get the entire class dismissed before Snape ever actually assigns any homework. Fifteenth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Twilight Conversations by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Originally a one-shot known as Emmett's Gift. Now a collection of one-shots with conversations that make people smile. None of the one-shots are connected with each other.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
The Cases of Emmett Pummeling RosalieAdmirers by reader13lovesbooks reviews
Rosalie is one of THE most beautiful vampires existing. How does Emmett keep the idiot humans and occasional idiotic vampires away? Find out here! From the author of High School for the Cullens and the Eternal Love series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie
The Story of Four Friends by Star of the North reviews
Twenty years before Harry Potter entered Hogwarts for the first time, four young men had made that self-same journey. Twenty years before Harry Potter there were the Marauders. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. This is their story. Post HBP. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 324,870 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 3/12/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
What happens if you summon the sun? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Dumbledore over-rides Snape's potions homework and assigns Harry something else. Will the end result in the end of the world? Fourteenth in the potions homework series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Cullen Christmas Morning by dreams of bubbles reviews
Its Christmas morning at the Cullen's and all Bella wants to do is sleep! Will she be able to do that when Alice wants to get her ready for pictures, and Emmett wants to open presents? Just a funny little one shot of our favorite vampires on Christmas!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One if by land, two if by oh by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione are in detention, but they aren't alone. Who's with them? Thirteenth in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
If I had yelled 'SOAP', nobody would have come! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Why is Snape, Harry, house elves, and the potions classroom covered in soap? Well, find out... Harry's homework gets "ruined" too! Twelfth in the Potions Homework Series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Twitching and torture by ThisbeHecate reviews
Is Harry trying to make Snape go insane, or is that just a happy side affect? Eleventh in the Potions Homework Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Attack of the Fanfic Punch Lines! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Tenth in the Potions Homework Series. What happens when Harry Potter reads Fanfiction? He doesn't do his potions homework, that's what. He uses punchlines from fics to confuse Snape in class. Who isn't *Thanks to other authors for use of their quotes!*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Through the barrier by Blonde-Titch reviews
James Potter and his friends sailed through their school years in a bubble. And now, suddenly, they are cartwheeling into the adult world, with nothing to cushion the blow. Full of fear, love and friendship, this is the story of the first war. REPOSTED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Burn After Reading by Snowflake-in-summer reviews
MWPP 7th year. Sirius Black is putting ink to parchment, Lily is more preoccupied than usual. Owls are flying all over the place. What's going on? These are those mysterious letters. LE and SB become friends. Hinted LE/JP Trying out a new writing style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
No PDA by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
PDA Public Display of Affection in school is fun! :D BXE One-shot Takes place at the end of Twilight. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Hiding Harry? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Voldemort is dead, Harry killed him, so WHY is Harry in hiding? And being in hiding... how could he do any homework? Ninth in the Potions Homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kill Your Own Damn Crazies! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It's ILLEGAL to yell 'FIRE' in a crowed theater? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Snape has two wonderful Potter free weeks as the seventh years are taken on a class trip to America, but WHY are they back early? Not really part of the potions series, but goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Foul Mouthed Invisible Disappearing Ghost by ThisbeHecate reviews
If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series I deleted the original #7, it sucked
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Oh! The Horror! by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Post Twilight. Edward and Bella watch a horror movie together. Fluffy! One-shot. BXE Happy Halloween!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three strikes and you're out, what about four? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Surprise, Harry didn't do his homework, but... maybe he wont get in trouble? Sixth in the potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Sir, have you ever been duct taped to a wall? by ThisbeHecate reviews
Snape punishes his entire class, Gryffindors and Slytherins alike... or does he? Fifth in the potions homework series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dinosaurs, Great white sharks, and heroes, Oh MY! by ThisbeHecate reviews
Snape has snapped. He attempts to guess Harry's reason for his lack of homework... again. Fourth in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Professor, chickens make horrible hamburgers by ThisbeHecate reviews
Harry forgot his potions homework again... what now? Third in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops by ThisbeHecate reviews
What does Dumbledore, socks, and lemon drops have to do with Harry's lack of potions homework? Second in the Potions homework series
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rules for Emmett Cullen by Kelsey Goode reviews
Rules of things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do! Very funny!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Emmett - Complete
High School Angst by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For the sake of this one-shot Breaking Dawn never happen – not that I have anything against the book. My version of Bella’s first day in high school as a vampire. ONE-SHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Funeral Mute by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking Charlie's Brain by vjgm reviews
It is Post Breaking Dawn, and Bella is changed, and married to Edward. Charlie finds out that Bella is a vampire, but no one believes him. They take him to the hospital and put him under the care of the skilled Dr. Dover! Fun ensues :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Charlie S. - Complete
Welcome Back by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella’s first day back to school after the ‘accident’ in Jessica’s and now Edward's POV, written at the end of Twilight. Fluff. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Boundaries by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Everything was perfect. If you minus the fact that the wedding less than a week away and my vampire fiancé has more than willing dropped all of his boundaries and is now testing his limits. Stupid obsessive sex driven vampires! BXE Lemon one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Complete
Voldemort Takes Therapy by Talvana reviews
We all know dear old Voldey needs help, well now he's going to get it! It's fun, it's random, it's what I do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Running Numb by masqueradingHEART reviews
The life and time of Sirius Black. He's sixteen years old and finally fed up. Follow him as he finally loses his cool, breaks down, runs away, breaks down again, makes it to his friend's, and break down one last time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Stupid Shiny Volvo Owner by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,968 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
That Darn Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Look Alike by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Milk Of Regret by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
COMPLETE! With Epilogue! When Edward said it will be like he never existed, he meant it. No one knows who the Cullens are and Bella is sent away to a hospital near Forks. I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 8,252 - Follows: 1,222 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
First Meetings by ClashChick reviews
Oneshot. My take on Sirius and Remus' first meeting. Their first meeting is memorable, involving gravy, detention, and notepassing...and an angry Snape:D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Last Chances by FMGRE reviews
Eclipse spoiler! Bella sets out to experience a few human things while she still has the chance. Accompanied by Emmett, her last experiences are sure to be funny and entertaining.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 8/13/2007
Videogames, Vampire Style! by Talvana reviews
This is something odd, something interesting, something...wonderfully random! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Complete
Wild Things by ladybalin reviews
Lily encounters Padfoot, Wormtail, Moony, and Prongs. Hilarity, romance, and possibly some illicit groping ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/9/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Edward vs Mike by Talvana reviews
Mike challeges Edward to a bunch of contests and Emmett is loving it! Please send me reviews on what ya think! It's my first! So, be gentle.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Edward, Mike - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
Draco's Big Mistake by ThisbeHecate reviews
With Snape taken care of, the girls decide to move on to their next victim. Sequel to Snapes Big Mistake
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,343 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Snape's Big Mistake by ThisbeHecate reviews
8 girls come together, two from each house at Hogwarts to get revenge on Snape for causing Draco to breakup with Pansy. With girls from all houses working together, Snape doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
RAB by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Post HBP. Snape shows Draco to a safe house, a plantation manor with a haunted past. Draco finds out more than he wants to know about himself when he discovers a diary belonging to one R.A.B.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Draco M., Regulus B. - Complete
Brainstorming pranks by Llama Mama23 reviews
The Cullens decide to play a prank on Edward. Will he find out? How is Bella involved? How far will the Cullens go with this trick? A silly oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
HEY HEY YOU YOU, I Don't Like Your Girlfriend! by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Bella is changed by Laurent out of want, not by being attacked and three years later, While she and Jacob are at a movie theatre there she spots Edward. Wait! Who's the Blonde that's holding his hand? FUNNY humor & Romance. Disclaimer: Do not own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007
Emmett's Mission: Stalk & Harass by HEY YOU with the glasses reviews
Follow Emmett and his accomplice, Jasper, as they stalk & harass fellow Forkians. FUNNY! Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/2/2007
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 135 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,859 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A day in the life of Sirius Black by Blonde-Titch reviews
When James, Remus and Peter are awakened by the sound of 'Silent Night' in March, they know that, at least to Sirius, it's just going to be an ordinary day....
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
In My Pants by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Harry is cursed by Ron, and is forced to say 'in my pants' after every sentence, with some strange results from the Professors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3334 - Favs: 5,628 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Seven Days of Maraudery Goodness by SlaveofStrife reviews
April Fools Day is approaching and MWPP have set themselves a challenge: They're going to try to pull as many pranks as they can within the space of a week. The question is, can they do it without getting sprung? Harmless Marauder mischief aplenty!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,733 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Lily Evans James Potter FanFiction: A HowTo Guide by Daisy Pennifold reviews
In which Sirius finds a howto guide, truths are discovered, and James and Lily are unwitting pawns in the game of love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,528 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Ironic reviews
His entire life was ironic, painfully so.- written as one sided Pico because I just finished house of hades!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Lost reviews
Professor McGonagall feels strange. Lost. She can tell the other Professors feel the same. But what is the reason why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Marauders, Minerva M. - Complete
Skipping, Minnie, and Revenge reviews
Wand? Check Hang over? Check Frying pan? Check Plan for revenge? Check Sanity? Err…check back later. Must have read 'Damn firewhiskeys prolough' to understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Damn firewhiskey reviews
"I hate hang overs, I hate firewhiskeys, I hate Sirius Black, I hate my life and most important of all I hate James Potter, my new husband as of last night."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
21 Reasons why Jacob Black is gay reviews
Agian the title says it all. sequel to '21 Reasons why Edward Cullen is gay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Jacob - Complete
21 Reasons why Edward Cullen is gay reviews
The title says it all. warning FUNNY! Not for extreme Edward lovers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Edward, Aro - Complete
Seventh year truth or dare reviews
Lily Evens and her room mates start the seventh year with a game. How can an innocent game of truth or dare result in popped cherries, food fights, detentions, candy slugs and more? Read on to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
James best and worst pick up lines reviews
James Potter tries to score with Lily Evens using a variety of funny,strange,sweet, and gross pick up lines, see her reactions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Siriuses best and worst pick up lines reviews
see were James recieved most of his horrible pick up lines. A.K.A Sirius Black
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Marauders best pranks year 1
Our four faverit trouble makers are at it agian in my new series, The Marauders pranks years 1-7. Heres year1!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Published: 5/12/2012 - James P., Sirius B.