Captain Lang, reporting in at Flamers Incorporated. Our mission: to root out the jewels and clods of literature today. But, we'll also be sifting through fanfiction. If you watch us, or better yet, join us, there is a good chance that you won't have to suffer through god-awful stories anymore. A revolution is now on the rise. Won't you do your part? -Salutes.-

Second in Command, Lieutenant Fae: We hope to make your reading time here MUCH more enjoyable by warning you against the awful fanfictions written on this site. We may sound a bit harsh, but you'll be thanking us when the time comes. Check out our C2 group (will be up later) for awful fanfiction alerts. Thank-you.

General Quinxhuan, here. Commander of battle tactics and patroller of troops. We are severe critics and hard to impress, but if you do, you'll have something of which to be proud. Our goal here is to make a stronger literary community and, hopefully, help a few writers improve in the process. We hope to see you around!

Please note that our intentions are not to unmotivate or demoralize you, they are quite the opposite. One can never strive for perfection without first knowing for what to strive.Our goal is to bring about a better writer who produces works of higher quality, works that set the bar for those that come after them. If we like a story, we will certainly say we do, but we are neither here to boost egos or stroak self-images. Constructive criticism is what builds an amazing piece of literature. Great novels are not published without first passing through a series of edits with an editor. We would like to help you achieve a higher status with your writing by not only telling you what works, but how to fix what doesn't. Afterall, the comments feature is here for a reason.

--General Quinxuan