What if Blaise encouraged Draco to take on Hermione? What if Ron moved on, became involved with another, as did Harry? With Lucius in prison, Voldemort dead, and the majority of his family in exile, Draco yearns for the start of a new life, of happiness, and he's decided only one person is worthy of his love, who would have ever thought it'd be such a lowly mudblood such as herself

The title kind of explains it. They all go to a party and have to sing. As you all should know I'm obsessed with country so most of the songs will be country. If you dont like it, just dont read it. It's that simple. Reviews are welcome!

Literati. Jess and Rory are planning their wedding. This is just Rory being Rory. She's thinking about all that she and Jess have been through. First Gilmore fic ever.

Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.

Edward, Bella, Alice, Jasper, Rose, and Emmett go to watch a camp full of kids at Camp Bosalwakee. Bella isn't thrilled, but she has Edward! Or at least, she thought she did. Find out what happens when a curious boy starts camp with the Cullens.

Lately the Cullen Boys have been caught up in a video game rampage centering around a high tech game called “Dreamscope” The game has even Carlisle addicted to it. After an offending remark to the girls of the family they decide to get even.inside fullsum

Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.

The title explains most. Full summary inside.

Beep! Ok...well in this 'series' you'll just send in and idea and I'll right a one shot about it. Full summary inside!

Emmett has been banned from touching Rosalie for a whole day by Carlisle. What will he do with the extra time? OOC at some points. This story is not finished and won't be.

Lovely Esme doesn't bet right? Emmett decides to change that. What would happen if this bet landed the entire Cullen family into a popular TV show known as Trading Spouses? Well let's find out...

Why is the cast at Hogwarts? Why has Hannah Montana taken Bella captive? WHY IS JAKE WEARING FISHNETS? R&R to find out. "So, Jacob, you raped my mom..." -Nessie

Random notes in the Twilight Universe with Bella, the Cullens, and more! They are TOTALLY OOC. ExB JxA ExR CxE.

What happens when Bella gets pregnant and decides she has to keep her figure to be able to proudly stand next to her Greek God Edward? A lot of frustration, hormones, sweat and tears. BellaxEdward

Emmet tries to save the world in his own little way. Why? Well read to find out! ALL Emmet's POV, might be a one shot if it doesn't get enough reviews.

This isn't the typical snape have a child story. He doesn't want a child at all.

Hermione and a certain teacher had one night thing and went their seperate ways. But then almost nine months later?

It is what the title suggests. Stupid and random and ridiculous and beautiful. R&R :D Rated T just in case.

Whay happens when bella and edward go to a ball? Oneshot

The Cullens pull some fun pranks at the local gym.

Title sounds stupid, but its just a working title till we can come up with something betterCullens singing everywhere Alice goes! What has the world come to! Funny, short probably 8 or 9 chapters. Please read & Review! Flames accepted! Rated T just in cas

This is a hilarious multi-chapter fic!maybe emmett eats peanut butter, maybe jasper gets tied up with christmas lights, maybe alice kidnaps bella on a huge shopping splurge, youll never know!

Emmett got bored, and decided to see how long it would take him to get kicked out of the mall. This can not be good at all. Post Truth or Dare.

Forks has it's first Physical Fitness Test with Bella and all of the Cullens.

The STORY version of 50 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen. From Alice's POV. Hope you like it. Rated T for... strange things. COMPLETE!

I swear I didn't mean for it to feel like this, like every inch of me is bruised.

What happens when the Cullens decide Bella needs a certain human experience that requires traveling to a city where they let the good times roll? What happens when Bella does something shocking making Edward run away? Will she find him? MUCH MORE INSIDE!

The Cullens torture Edward with songs in their heads funnier than it sounds please read and review.

wut happens when u mix vampires,werewolves,and us? a whole lot of funny crap! R&R, we will make more if u do! :P

I am so bored! those are the famous words to start passing notes. Let's see what it does to the cullens and how insane they can be

Bella recieves a human experience courtesy of Emmett. Edward is furious, especially after he sees the tape of Bella's performance while she was completley wasted.

One Day a little 5 year old shows up at the Cullen's house. As they accept her into their life she returns them with a smile on all of their faces. She starts to enjoy all of the Cullens. Especially her Big Bro Edward. For Christie! FIN

Bella and Edward move to Alaska. Bella keeps in touch with Jacob. What happens when Jacob imprints....on Mike? R&R rated T for totally random. ;

Bella wakes up discovering she has the day off from Alice's wedding torture. She and Edward relax and he shares a side of himself she has never seen...it starts with a photo album. BxE. Pure Fluff! One Shot for now.

A short cute fanfic about Edward's birthday. What will happen?Short and Sweet.

What happens when Jacob Black imprints with a rather...unlikely candidate? Inspired by a moment of insanity, and the voices in my head. ONESHOT

Part 1: Emmett decides that a game of Jenga to heal all of the problems in the CullenHale house. Part 2: Emmett chances upon a new game to unite the family. Humor.

Used to be Emmett Vs SmarterChild Emmett accidentley logs on to Bella's AIM account, discovers SmarterChild, and voila! A story full of randomness like you wouldn't believe! Read&Review Rating is for swearing. Yes, they will swear at a computer

Emmett has gone insane, AGAIN! With the help of the other younger Cullens, they drag Edward on a non.... forgetable adventure to Candy Mountain as a prank. Something precious to him will be lost.

50 ways to annoy all of your favorite Twilight characters.

What if Emmett got a letter from the principal expelling him from Forks High Shool? Read and find out how each Cullen plays a role in his expelltion. R&R for a hug from your favorite Twilight Character.

Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]

THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY GODDESS, MY GRANGER please please read that before this OR IT WILL MAKE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.

what would happen if the twilight characters got screen names? 1 shot

What if Twilight was part of a biography? This is my interview with Edward.

This is the sequel to Out of Place by zhaneraal. But this is what happens after Hermione and her boyfriend leave. Please Review and go check out the first part.

Someone wants to buy Lex? Has Lionel found a way to get rid of Lex for good? Clark tries to help but will he end up in the same trouble? This story contains rape and violence read at your own discretion.

Harry finally gets up the guts to sak Snpe in person why he hates him. but the answer isn't what he expected.

Christine has left him. So he seeks comfort in a lady of the night. But what happons when he slowly grows fond of her and her of him?

Snape finds out about a younger sibling. Who he has to take in. But can he take care of a little girl

THe dark lord has one weakness. But she is only five years old.

What happened after the ALW 2004 movie. This isn't the normal Chrisine comes back.

Meet the twin Riddles, Marvolo and Miranda. Are they like their father or not?

She had been to afraid to tell him, now it was too late.

Snape's family lives at Hogwarts and the trio finally meet them. But they are not what the trio expect.

Hermione finally tells a certain professor about her true feelings after leaving Hogwarts. But does anyone else find out about it