Hi there! If your reading this, you probably clicked on one of my reviews, since I haven't actually published anything. Mainly because I write something and think the whole idea is terrible and then go cry in a corner and eat lots of gelato because I haven't published anything for years and my shame finally starts feeling oppressive. I don't even have a deadline or anything, but I feel terrible. And then I think, well, I'm pretty sure I just broke the break-through point, in which I've somehow got to a point where maybe if I don't post anything and stay really quiet no one will ever notice, but then I just feel like some horrible shameful menace.

Once I experience a prohibitive amount of shame, I might post something. Until then, ciao!