PrincessOfHearts13
 Name: Cheyenne Age: 15 until September 29 Gender: Girl... Pretty sure... Live: Narnia during the summer and Hogwarts the rest House: Gryffindor BFFs: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy. Enemies: Cho Chang and Pansy Parkinson Favorite Book: All Harry Potters and all Pretty Little Liars and all Hunger Games Favorite Movie: Disney movies, all Harry Potter, all Narnia's, the Hunger Games and all The Pirates of the Caribbean Favorite Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Hannah, Tonks/Remus, Lily/James, Alice/Frank, and other Canons... Favorite Color: Blue...Green...Purple...Pink...Black...Ermm yeah... Favorite Artists: Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Cher Lloyd, and Little Mix Favorite Song(s): All Avril Lavigne, all Cher Lloyd, all Taylor Swift, all Little Mix, I Found You by the Wanted, Done, the Band Perry, and Rock Me by One Direction Favorite Writer: J.K. Rowling and Sara Shepard Fanbase Little Black Star Websites www.wattpad.com/user/PrincessOfHearts13 Copy And Paste This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldn't do this but the thought of that scares me. Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), Ice wolf13, AlyxtheDarkWanderer, BellaSwan321, Bookworm614, MelRose520, Meggiemoggymoo, Morwen's Cat, paramorechick04, PrincessOfHearts13 (SMILE!) Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the shit out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BITCH- RUN!" FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDSWill leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME!" FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste" FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass FRIENDS: bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you saying "LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter. Quotes "Purebloods: People that have read the books and seen the movies." "There's plenty of fish in the sea, but I'll keep looking for my Nemo. So I'll take Dory's advice and just keep swimming." (Random Person) "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business" "Why should I care what other people think of me? I am who I am. And who I wanna be." (Avril Lavigne) "When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair." (Taylor Swift) "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind." (William Shakespeare) "If you don't like me for who I am, then you don't like me for who I am, and all you're going to get is who I am." (Avril Lavigne) Random Things... If you hate stereotypes copy and paste this onto your profile and bold the ones you are even if they don't match I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Big Harry Potter Survey Thingy General Are you obsessed with Harry Potter? Yep Could You Prove That Statement In Court? Yep Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s? Yess sir What’s Hermione’s? Jean What’s Ron’s? Bilius What’s Harry’s? James What’s Ginny’s? Molly Have You Seen All The Movies? Oui Read All The Books? Yeah What Do You Think Of JKR? THE MOST AMAZING AUTHOR EVER! PERIOD. Favorites Weasley? Fred and George and Ginny Character, Overall? Harry Female character Ginny Male Charcter? Sirius Black Group Of Characters? The Marauders Adult? Tonks Professor? Remus Lupin Ship? Harry/Ginny Spell? ADAVA KEDAVRA!!! (hehe) Sweet? Chocolate Frogs (Chocolate luva here!) Place? The Burrow Weasley Twin? Errmmm is this a trick question? You have to have both! Product? Umm... Love all of them Shop? WWW Least Favorites Weasley? Percy the 'Perfect' Character, Overall? The toad Female? Umbit- I mean Umbridge Male? Wormtail!!! Adult? Wormtail... Again... I REALLY don't like him Student? Cho Chang or Pansy Parkinson Spell? Crucio Book? None! Ship? Harry/Draco Sweet? Blood Lollipops Death Eater? Wormtail Shop? Any shop in Knockturn Alley Place? The toad's office Professor? Lockhart... He irked me... Couples? What Do You Think? Ron/Hermione? YAY! Harry/Hermione? BOO! Harry/Ginny? YAY! Harry/Luna? BOO! Harry/Pansy? WHAT IN THE NAME OF MEARLIN'S LEFT SAGGY- Just... No Ron/Lavander? I think I'm going to puke Ron/Luna? Nope! Ron/Pansy? That should not be asked again... EVER Ron/Fleur? Eww Hermione/Krum? Merlin's beard no! Hermione/Draco? Ummm... NOPE! Hermione/FredORGeorge? Just no James/Lily? AWWW!!! YES! Lily/Snape? Nope! Lily/Sirius? Ha! I laugh at the thought Lily/Lupin? Negative Tonks/Lupin? YES!!! Draco/Pansy? No one should ever be paired with that pug... Not even Wormtail or Voldemort! Fred/Angelina? No George! Bill/Fleur? Yupper Harry/Cho? Just... No This Or That? Harry or Ron Harry! Hermione or Ginny? Ginny! Neville or Seamus? Neville! Snape or Slughorn? Snape!!! Fred or George? TRICK QUESTION!!! Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Ron/Hermione Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna? None of the above Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna? Ron/Hermione Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione? Both are wrong Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione? Ron/Hermione ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey? ButterBeer... Maybe with just one bottle of Fire Whiskey ;) Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks? Three Broomsticks James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily Hogwarts or Hogsmeade? Hogwarts Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley? Hogsmeade Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley? Malfoy Manor any day Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees? Beartie Bott's Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet? Witch Weekly... Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch? Don't make me choose!!! Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw? Gyriffindor!!! Random Have you Been to A Release Party? YES! Ever cried while reading one of the books? Yep A Movie? Yes OotF HBP and DH (Both Parts) Had A Dream About Harry Potter? A few... Been To A Fansite? Uh huh Been to JKR’s Site? Yeppers Have You Ever Roleplayed? No If So/Do..Who were you/ are you? Did you use to have an absurd theory? Ummm What was it? Ummm Did you/Do you hide your obbsession? Why should I? Did it/ Does it work? Ermm Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all? Nope Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”? Hahaha nope! Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Initials? Yes Did you just try to prove that wrong? No Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are a lot alike? Yeah Do you find it weird that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like? No. Potters always fall for the red-heads (It's part of the the Potter curse) Do you know what fanfiction is? Ummm who doesn't? Ever Been To A Fanfiction site? Isn't that what this is? ;) Are you a member of a fanfiction site? Obviously What site? This one ;) and also the ones in my Bio Do you write fanfiction? Yes Do you like to write fanfiction? Uh huh Ever had Harry Potter Candy? Yes and yummy Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff? Ermmm... Maybe... Do you have Harry Potter Scene It? Why yes! Why do you ask? Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt? ...Maybe... A few... What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too? Ginny or Lily or Luna Do You Agree With This? Yes What Are They? Who is they? Do you object to being Called By them? Umm no? Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession? Yes Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter? Funny you should ask... Yes What’s One?(You don’t have to explain) I'm serious! = No your name's not Sirius! Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter? Maybe... Yes Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter? Maybe Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts? Any day Have you re-read the books? Who hasn't that is a fan? Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party? Yeah... Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical? Hahaha yes Have You Ever Wrote One? Sadly, nope Do You Want To? Ehh Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter? Yes If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it Sure! Are You Going To Write One? Prob not IS The Musical Thing Annoying You? Not really... 1, What color is your toothbrush? Pink and clear 2, Name one person who made you smile today: My dad 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Sleeping 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Reading fanfiction 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Anything with chocolate 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? Nope 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? Okay 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Peanut Butter Cup or Mint Choco 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Fanta 10, Do you like your wallet? Yes 11, What was the last thing you ate? Jello 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope 13, The last sporting event you watched? Football (American) 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Kettle Korn 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? My friend Madison 16, Ever go camping? Yes 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Yep (They're Nemo!) 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? No... Sadly 19, Do you have a tan? Yep 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? PIZZA 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Sometimes 22, What did your last text message say? Yep 23, What are you doing tomorrow? Idk 25, Look to your left, what do you see? A window 26, What color is your watch? Teal 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Keith Urban and P. Sherma 42 Wallby Way, Sydney 28, What is your birthstone? Sapphire :) 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Both, depends time 30, What is your favorite number? 13 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? My mother 32, Any plans today? Nope 33, How many states have you lived in? 1 34, Biggest annoyance right now? That Honey Booboo show on TLC 35, Last song listened to? We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift 36, Can you say the alphabet backwards? Sorta 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? Nope 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Black converse 39, Are you jealous of anyone? Nope 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Idk 41, Do you love anyone? Many 42, Do any of your friends have children? Yes 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? ... Maybe 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Nope 46, What color is your car? Don't own one :( 47, Do you like cats? Yep 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? Errrr... Not going to say... 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Yes 50, How did you get your worst scar? Riding a horse and an idiot person in a car spooked her and yeah... It wasn't pretty 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. A tinklinkg bell rang somewhere in the depth of the shop as- 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Side table 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Scooby Doo 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:00 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:13 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The T.V. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Today... Help unload bags from the car 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A fanfiction 9. What are you wearing? Tank and shorts 10. Did you dream last night? Yes 11. When did you last laugh? A few minutes ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? pictures, posters 13. Seen anything weird lately? Absolutely 14. What do you think of this quiz? Umm its okay 15. What is the last film you saw? Scooby Doo and the Samurai Sword 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Idk 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm singing right now 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Get rid of war 19. Do you like to dance? Yep 20. George Bush: Ermm 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Ansley or Cher or Sophie 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Alec or Xavier 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"? Welcome to your new home. Don't break anything. One Hundred Things About Me 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? On my leg... No idea... 37 Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not go to class sky clad 31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip off it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 43) I will not lick Trevor 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey" 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God Ron taught me to be loyal. We defended the STONE, |
