If you are on this page and are not me, then you are probably lost. This could turn out to be a good thing for you, as there are some pretty decent fanfics to be found in my favourites. Just in case you have managed to find your way here, I shall include an introduction of sorts. More for my own amusement than yours, you understand.

I have been gaining life experience for somewhere in the vicinity of 18 years, and am almost supremely uninteresting. I find fanfiction to be one of the most useful procrastination devices currently at my disposal and, as such, am on it for quite a significant portion of my time.

I am somewhat of a ffn veteran (seven years reading and still going strong) and pretty much focus on Harry Potter fanfiction, because of the sheer quantity of it available. My reasoning is that if there are quite so many stories to choose from, some of them must be good.

I was writing some stuff of my own, but as I am supremely lazy and have the attention span of a particularly contrary wooden spoon, they are all quite horribly stuck as 'work in progress'. As it were. This is probably a good thing, as my skill lies more in the reading than the writing, and god knows the last thing this site needs is yet more complete and utter rubbish knocking around and distracting attention from the stuff that is actually readable.

So if you can appreciate the Harry Potter fics, I would probably recommend reading some of my favourite stories. Most of which include slash. And when I say most, I mean all. Usually fairly graphic slash. Because I don't believe in doing things by halves (although I often made exception for French essays, which I have done almost exclusively by halves).