Don't mind me. I'm just over here stalking mah peeps in case they've uploaded a new chapter since I last checked 30 seconds ago.

Feel free to PM me about literally anything! I'm always up for a conversation.

:D

I GOT A DEVIANT ART ACCOUNT! Please visit my profile at: www.feanor-the-dragon.deviantart.com

NOTE: jeeeeeeeze, my profile here is so outdated... check out my dA page for up to date art, writing, and stuffs! :3

Aaaand some copy/pasties:

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, put this in your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

._('o')/ If you have evr felt the strange urge to do an emoticon of a guy disco dancing, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that it is perfectly fine for a guy to laugh at his own stupidity, and you frequently do, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that there was a dictionary of social media/texting abbrieviations available on Fanfiction.net so that you could understand what the heck everyone was trying to say, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever memorized elvish or dwarvish phrases from The Lord of the Rings, solely for the purpose of annoying your friends, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get a great deal of the plotlines of your stories from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you also get a great deal of character/creature design from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you take it as a personal offence whenever someone says that they don't like, or (heaven forbid) insults any of your favorite authors, copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read all of these just because you're bored, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

Why is it that I could not resist copy/pasting!?!

Some Favorite Quotes and Sayings:

"Why is it that people who lie are are called politicians and people who tell half-truthes are called lawyers, but if someone tells the truth honestly, he is called a smart-alleck?" -Me

"I always tell the truth. People are only influenced by other factors that they fail to notice it." -Viperwatcher

"Holding things in can give you cancer!" -Dr. Gregory House; House

"Ske-doosh!" -Po; Kung-Fu Panda

"An author is not a person... an author is many people trying to be one person." -Unknown

"Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades... and ballistic missiles. Close also counts with ballistic missiles." -Me

"Chuck Norris walks into a bar at lunchtime... The bar says, 'ow.'" -Unknown

"If the axe is dull, then that just means that you'll have to swing harder." -Unknown

"Wor! Wort! Wort!" -Covenant Elites; Halo

"Seeing and catching are two totally different things, a-Big Boy!" -Sparx; The Legend of Spyro: A new Beginning

"The brightest minds are those that lack sanity." -Alta the Oracle Dragon; Tears of an Oracle, by Riverstyxx

"Fool of a Took! Do us all a service and throw yourself in next time!" -Gandalf the Grey; The Lord of the Rings

"We've 'ad first breakfast, yes. But wha' abou' second breakfast?" -Pippin; The Lord of the Rings

"It's not a cudgel, you barbarian! It's something much more important." -Cortana; Halo: Combat Evolved

"Hold me." -Sgt. Johnson; Halo: Combat Evolved, final cutscene on 'Legendary'

"Don't lose your head, Agustus. We wouldn't want anyone to lose that, would we?" -Willy Wonka; Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"What is sanity but the fetters that bind the mind and spirit to a plain of reality on which they do not belong?" -Me

"Awesomeness!" -My friend, Thomas

"The King's grace is greater than you know." -Faramir (I am fairly certain) of Gondor; The Lord of the Rings

"Well, try to experiment with something a little less... potentially-going-to-destroy-the-world-ish next time!" -Sherrif Carter; Eureka

"First my PDA has a camera on it, now black holes are everywhere?!? ...People need to KNOW these things!" -Sherrif Carter; Eureka