age: 22

gender: female

name: Bunny!

height: about 5"9 1/2

zodiac sign: Scorpio

Chinese zodiac sign: rooster

eyes: Hazel

hair: longish red wavy

hello there peoplez, I am bunny! and these are a few thing about me. I am a huge animal lover, always have been and always will be. I love to read, write, and draw. my favorite things to read are fantasy books and manga! I am a huge fan of hetalia! here are some of my favorite parings;

italy/germany

spamano

Giripan

prucan

usuk

HKIce or HK/Seborga, there both so qute!!!!! XD

Denmark/Norway

Sweden/finland

things I don't like: france, coconut, heights, spiders, and ants, I had a really bad experiants with ants.

north italy (Feliciano Vargas) :D

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood. It's not fun :(
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[x] You're very happy-go-lucky.
[x] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. Especially when I'm reading.
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[x] You're a good artist. I love drawing! XD
[x] You can be clumsy at times. ehehehe...he.
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
[x] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!" my family comes from all over, Scotland, dads side, and Belgium, Sweden, and Germany, moms side.
[x] You would surrender in a war situation.
(8/10)

Germany (Ludwid Beilschmidt) -_-"

[ ] You're very stoic and serious.
[x] Sausages are your favorite foods. Yummy!
[x] You like to walk your dog.
[ ] Your boss/principle/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
[ ] You work very hard.
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy place.'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice.
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Handa) ._.

[ ] You're very mature.
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't fazed by the experience when you see one.
[ ] You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[x] You're somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[ ] You're good at practical tasks.
[x] You need time to adjust to new people. Can't help being shy.
(3/9)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) XD

[x] You love hamburgers.
[ ] You think you're awesome.
[ ] You love to invent things.
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peopls 'business.
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts.
[ ] You know aliens exist.
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[x] You wear glasses.
(3/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and North Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) o

[x] You like tea. Coffies groce.
[ ] You were quiet tough as a kid.
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ] Your cooking is awful.
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[x] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ] You get drunk quite easily.
[ ] When you're drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[x] You're good at embroidery.
(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)=u=

[ ] You're very affectionate.
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ] You like wine.
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[x] You love red roses.
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[ ] You're very proud of yourself.
[x] You love culture and the arts.
[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[ ] You say you're a gourmet.
(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski) -J-

[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall.
[ ] You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time.
[x] You love sunflowers.
[ ] You love vodka.
[ ] You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ] You're very strong.
[ ] You have a big nose.
[ ] You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(1/9)

China (Wang Yao)e.o

[ ] You're very mature.
[ ] You're very superstitious.
[ ] You're very religious.
[x] You love pandas. Sooooo cute! X3
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ] You love hello kitty.
[x] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard.
[x] You're good at drawing.
[x] You like sweets. Sweets, sweets, sweets! Xb
(4/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein) e_e

[ ] You're very well-raised.
[x] You're polite.
[ ] You love classical music.
[x] You like cake.
[x] You have a mole on your face.
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
[ ] You're a virtuoso/play very well on instrument.
[ ] You've composed music before.
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons.'
[x] You wear glasses.
(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)'u'

[ ] You're often ignored by people.
[x] You look younger than you actually are.
[ ] You love hockey.
[x] You love polar bears.
[x] You hate fighting. I'm very aposed.
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like italy.
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else.
[x] You feel under-appreciated.
[ ] You're bilingual.
[ ] You always carry a bear with you.
(4/10)

Cuba e.e

[ ] You smoke.
[ ] You're very physically strung.
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers-you get along with one, but not with the other.
[ ] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[x] You like hot weather.
[ ] You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ] You look very tough on the outside.
[x] You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.
(2/10)

hungary (elizaveta hedevary) ouo

[ ] You have a potty-mouth.
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair.
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid.
[x] You're very reliable.
[ ] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[x] You're very faithful.
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[ ] You're graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
[x]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it. Yaoi! XD
(4/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) :)

[x] You're very loyal.
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[ ] You're very serious.
[x] You have a lot of patience.
[ ] You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[x] You're not very confident.
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child.
[ ] People tend to walk all over you.
[ ] You're a born worrier.
(3/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) eve

[ ] You're very flamboyant.
[x] You're quite hyperactive.
[x] You can be quite goofy.
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[x] You're very wary of strangers.
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[x] However, when you're used to some whan you're very chatty.
[ ] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ] You love love pansies and corn-poppies.
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics.
(5/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) :D

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited.
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan.
[x] Your very loyal.
[ ] You're very good at tactics.
[ ] You hate russia.
[ ] You love to fight people.
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite wall.
[ ] You like drinking.
[ ] You want to become stronger
(1/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) ;3

[x] You're clueless about things around you. I'm a space case.
[x] You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ] You're very responsible.
[ ] You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[x] You love churros.
[ ] You help people in crisis.
[x] You're quite random. Yup!
[x] Somehow, you like bananas.
[ ] You often offer food to people.
[x]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers. Their soooo adorable! x3
(6/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas) :O

[ ] You tend to overreact a lot.
[ ] You like to order people around.
[x] You're a scaredy-cat.
[ ] You curse a lot.
[ ] You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[x] You tend to blush easily.
[x] You're lazy like hell.
[x] You love tomatoes a lot.
[x] You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[ ] You get defensive at the slightest comment.
(5/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

[x] You care a lot about your family
[x] You love watching movies, and creating things
[x] You're stronger than you seem
[ ] You're a Going-My-Way person
[ ] You love kimchi
[ ] You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
[x] You tend to piss off your elders
[ ] You like to claim things as yours
[x] You love games and Internet
[x] You're slightly perverted
(6/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

[x] You love Christmas and Santa
[x] You're honest and quiet
[ ] You are good at high-tech machinery
[x] You like coming up with weird things
[ ] You sense of taste is bad, as people say
[ ] You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
[ ] You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
[ ] You love saunas
[x] You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
[x] For some reason, you have weird naming skills
(5/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

[x] You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
[x] You're honest, serious, and love debates Two out of three of those - I don't care about debating.
[ ] You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
[ ] People think you're scary
[x] You're clever with your hands
[ ] You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
[x] You're clumsy with human relationships
[ ] You tend to go against stronger people
[x] You give up pretty quick
[ ] On the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring
(5/10)

I am most like ITALY yay!

I found this and decided to take it! x3

1. Whrite the name of a person of the opposite sex. Cesar

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? Blue

3. Your first initial? B

4. Your month of birth? October

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? White

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Kat

7. Your favorite number? 13

8. Do you like California or Florida more? California

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake

10. Whrite down a wish (a realistic one). I wish that I could have a good b-day, cuz I didn't have one last year.

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy preson and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will exprience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

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YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12 /25

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)

You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance.

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. don't tell anyone!

Like being the star of every thing.

8/26

95 percent of the teenage population would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus on the top of the Empire State Building. Copy and paste this if you would be the 5 percent screaming "Jump, bitches!"

If there are times where you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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It's perfectly fine to be a happy individual, if you agree with that, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Briizzle (...no comment...)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf (lol XD)

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Leigh Kitty

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Clybrred (my moms maiden name is Alfred WTF!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Violet Cocacola (DON'T JUDGE MEEEE!)

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Brclygalfretn (O.o WTF)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Storm

FUN WAY TO KILL TIME

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? her

What can you hear right now? my T.V. in the back ground

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. there's no one here

Turn on the T.V. What show is on? Fatal Attractoins

Type your name with your elbow: NMOM,NMOM,BNUNMNMYWILLEATYOUIRTSDOUL (o.O)

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? i was reading fanfics

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? the coat rack

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? rtetoa

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Write down your twelve favorite characters from Hetalia and then answer the questions below.

1. South Italy/Romano

2. North Italy/Veneziano

3. England

4. Prussia

5. Canada

6. Germany

7. Japan

8. Greece

9. Russia

10. China

11. Rome

12. Iceland

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfiction before? No I never herd of a Germany/Rome ff's, does it even exist?

2) Do you think four is hot? Of course Prussia is hot, HE'S THE AWESOME PRUSSIA!!!!!

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? o.O Iceland got Greece pregnant? RUN ICE, NORG AND TURKY ARE COMING TO GET YOU!!!!!!

4) Do you recall any fanfics about nine? ya, ehehehe... Russia/Canada *perverted grin*

5) Would two and six make a good couple? YES! GERMANY/ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

6) Five/nine or Five/ten? Canada/Russia or Canada/China? Canada/Russia of corse!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex? If Japan walked in on Italy and Iceland having sex? He'd take out his camera and start taking pictures while bleeding from his nose profusely of corse.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. Iggy magicly turns China into a girl. THE END

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff? I don't think I've heard of a Romano/Greece fluff, but you never know.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic. Heart of Ice and The Cherry Blossom? maby.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted for to de-flower one? Prussia would use his awesomeness and pin Romano to the bed while he cusses profusely and then claim his vital regions.

12) Does any of your friends read three hentai? Two of my friends, that I know of, read/watch Hetalia, one even has a white binder that has like a lot of yaoi in it, but never ever under ANY circumstance should you look in his binder EVER, it will change you.

13) Does any of your friends write or draw eleven? No, not that im aware of.

14) Would any of your friends write two/four/five? England/Prussia/Canada? No, but that would be interesting to read.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hmmm, China would say... I don't really know what he would say.

16) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what would you choose? Hmmmmmm, Teardrops on my Guitar, yeah I think that would be a good giripan.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be? WARNING: Romanos language, Germany's strictness, and Iceland being Iceland.

18) What might be a good pick up line for ten to use on two? "Want to pet my panda, aru."

19) How might eleven describe a relationship between two and eight? "I'm so happy my grandson found someone."

20) How emo is seven? Japans not emo, not at all.

21) What would one and four say if they were fighting over two? "He's my brother, so leave him the fuck alone!" "You're being so un-awesome I just want to claim his vital regions." "HELL NO FUCKING POTATO BASTARD!!!!"

22) What would six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Germany would where a green dress army boots and an iron cross necklace.

23) What would a one/two baby look like? NO, NO INCEST!

24) What is five's ultimate weakness? Not being noticed. Give Canada a hug!

25) Would one and four be better as siblings or lovers? Neather they'd fight to much.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

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ONE FOR THE GIRLS!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: You're eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we *ed up!

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If youare one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an obsession, post this on your profile to tell all those who think that you aren't normal to get stuffed, because obsession RULES!

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked about your characters like they're real people copy and paste this on your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who cries at the drop of a hat. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, xXKatieCullenX, Bby-Leyla-Vamp, Shiny-silver-volvo-stalker, MegTheVampire, Crimson Love20, Scarlet Dawn, Queenoflove, Bealive-Your-Imagination, Lilchany,suckishLEMONADE, QuelCal, heartofstone15, Shar're from Abydos, xXxMusicIsMyDrugxXx, Ella Lea, Bela Rose Wolf, FallingDown98, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have an obsessive phobia, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen UP stairs, add this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this to your profile! XD

98% of teens do drugs, smoke, and have sex. Copy and paste this into your profile if you don't like bagels.

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU JUST KNOW YOU'RE TOTALLY INSANE.

IF YOU THINK BUNNIES SHOULD RULE THE WORLD, IN ALL GLORY, SMALLNESS, FLUFFYNESS AND CUTIE-PIE-NESS, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU THINK THE WORLD WILL END WITH A SHOE AND A WAFFLE, COPY THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I listnen to ALTERNATIVE MUSIC, so I MUST be EMO.

STEREOTYPES SUCK! Copy, paste & add.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize...
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You're obsessed with Hetalia when-

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class.
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it. (This would probably apply if I was still in school... It makes me feel old too.)
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic. (Maybe if I was Canadian.)
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

I was curious and accidentaly read this Im dead soon!!! THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your first and/or last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you constantly dream about anime characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 3 muscles toraise you middle finger and say "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot,

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices in your head (not of book characters) and aren't afraid to admit it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you believe that; Crack is for reading, say no to drugs, copy this into your profile.

If your a crazy fan girl of some kind but you are the smart one out of your firends, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done something and said out loud "Sorry fan girl moment", copy this into your profile.

If seeing people fall makes you laugh, copy then paste this into your profile.

If you say that you are a freak more then once a day, then you know the drill paste this into your one thing.

(You know your obsessed with fanfiction when ...)

ARE YOU OBSSESSED WITH FANFICTION?? FIND OUT!

You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it

You spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for

You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction

You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book

When you get excited that your friend also has an account

When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction

When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize thats on the internet then get mad

When you wright a fan fic in the middle of class

When you start giggling like crazy because of the fan fic your working on

Reviews on your fic can take the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week you ever lived through

When you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written

When you're someplace random and randomly come up with ideas for fanfic for no reason

When you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering what people will say about it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet

When you write a fanfic and end up handing it in at school/college as an essay of some kind...

When you have read this list

When you have read this list and thought of additions to it

If you can read this message, you are smart because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

ABOUT ME

Your Weakness:

cute thing definitely

Your Fears:

not being good enough and not being liked

Your Perfect Pizza:

a stuffed crust pizza with BACON, olives, pineapple, mushroom, and lots of cheese! XD

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:

get a job -_-

Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:

LOL XD

First Thoughts Waking Up:

music plays in my head

Your Best Physical Feature:

my eyes i gues

Your Bedtime:

10, some times at 1 if i don't get cot

McDonald's or Burger King:

BK yay!

Chocolate or Vanilla:

CHOCOLATE OF COERCE

Do you Smoke:

HEK NO!

Will you Smoke:

no i love my body to much

Do you Swear:

some times when i get really exited or angry

Do you Sing:

ya but not in public

Do you Shower Daily:

ya why wouldn't i

Do you behave yourself:

mayyybe

Do you get Motion Sickness:

no

Are you a Health Freak:

no i don't really get sick anyway

Do you get along with your Parents:

it depends does yelling count

Do you like Thunderstorms:

ya

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:

no

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:

no

What country would you most like to Visit:

CANADA! XD

Favorite Music:

i mostly lisen to country

What do your feet smell like?

they smell like feet -_-

What does your hair smell like?

green appels

Can you clap with your feet?

yes i can

Have you seen purple cows?

not that i know of

If you have had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like?

i'd be bouncin' off the walls

When you think of the words "George Bush", what comes to your mind?

nothing

W.O.U.L.D. Y.O.U. R.A.T.H.E.R...

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
nose

2. Be serious or be funny?
funny

3. Drink whole or skim milk?:

i don't know

4. Die in a fire or drown?

drown

5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

Parents

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:
moon, i like the moon light

2. Leaf-bare or Leaf-fall?
leaf-fall

3. Left or right?
right

4. Ten acquaintances or five best friends?:
five best friends!!

5. Sunny or rain:

rain its relaxing

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?
vanilla

FANFICTION- UNITED states! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland) spiritualnekohime4 (us/mexico), NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL (USA)

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."
"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Insult: "You're a jerk!"
Comeback: "Noun or verb?"
Insult: "Loser!"
Comeback: "Umpire!"
Insult: "You have no class!"
Comeback: "You are no teacher!"
Insult: "Get a life."
Comeback: "Get a death."
Insult: "You have no friends."
Comeback: "I have no problems."
Insult: "You smell."
Comeback: "You see."
Insult: "You're a worm."
Comeback: "You're humus."
Insult: "Drive much?"
Comeback: "Sorry, sir. The chauffeur was off today
Insult: "Screw you!"
Comeback:"Nail you!"

25 Ways To Annoy Your Parents*

1.Follow them around the house.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss you in public!"
16. Draw on your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Wear a shirt that says "i'm with stupid" -- and stand next to your mom or dad.
hahha(: put this on ur page if u like to annoy ur parents(((:

-Try to read the pass
age aloud without messing up.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read every third word from each line.

15 things to do at the mall
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things.

If your MEAN
go get CLEAN
think im DUMB?
ur the ONE
got a PROBLEM
come to ME
cause things will turn out pretty EASY
dont hate me this is WHY
if your a hater your gonna CRY

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

Who is that girl

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you ever feel disapointed when you watch The Harry Potter movies and none of them break into songs. (why does Lucius Malloy not dance :( )

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think Japan is cool copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

92 percent of teens would be dead if Ambercromibe and Fitch said to stop breathing, if you're part of the 8 that would be laughing your head off, copy and past this into your profile.

If you just read that line above this one and sat there thinking, "Who the hell are Ambercombie and Fitch?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get easily obsessed copy this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one heck of an Anime\Manga freak, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Rainbow 35, Raakshii, duckie lover 151, ILuvHikaruAndKaoru, I hate snowy days, SaturnXK, HowlingWolf'sShadow, Spiritualnekohime4, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic, XeverythingXseemsXwrongX, Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, SaturnXK, HowlingWolf'sShadow, Spiritualnekohime4, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL

ANIME IS MY ESCAPE FROM REALITY 'CUZ REALITY SUCKS!! if this is you copy and paste to your profile then add your name! Kawaii Chibi-kun, Xx Falcon's Eye xX, SaturnXK, HowlingWolf'sShadow, Spiritualnekohime4, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL

.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.
Total: 2

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 3

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much.
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.
Total: 3

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 7

so i'm air i thought i would be more like water, what ever air is still cool.

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from Abercrombie and Fitch.
You own something from Pacsun.
You own something from Hollister.
You own something from American Eagle.
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale.
You have more than one house.
Total: 1

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 1

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV.
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 3

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts.
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 6

EMO

You cut yourself over depression.
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence.
You cry easily.
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/guys are hot.
Total: 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.
Total: 2

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music.
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! At the Disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total: 3

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number.
Total: 0

i kinda figured i was more on the geeky side.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Body: No kid should have to go through this...
Read and thank the God and goddess that you dont have a life like his. No child has the right to go through this pain...

My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "Im sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me to the soul, And if you read this and dont pass it on I pray for your forgivness
Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because u r effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE! PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS AND PASS IT ON !!
REPOST THIS CAUSE no kid should have to go through this ever!

WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

1. 'Test' the fishing poles

2. Leave a trail of tomato juice from the bathroom

3. Enter the dressing room and yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"

4. Go up to some old guy and say "Grandpa! I thought you were dead!"

5. Look for a guy that has a girl beside them and say "Who is this?" and when he says that he doesn't know who you are say " Oh, so that's how it isw. Well, whatever we had is now over you cheating liar." Then run away crying.

6. Put a wet floor sign in a carpeted area.

7. When the guards chase you, try to get to the aisle where they sell chainsaws and grab the one. Then go to the the toy, grab a teddy bear and say "Stop or the bear get's it."

8. If they catch you kick 'em in the groin and say " That's for my mom."

9. Grab a toy sword and run around yelling "FOR NARNIA!". Then find an old lady and say "AH! IT'S THE WHITE WITCH! SOMEONE GET ASLAN!"

10. Get a toy gun and walk around singing "Secret Agent man, Secret Agent man."

11. Release all the balls and say "GO PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!"

12. Find some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and walk up to random people saying " IT'S TIME TO DUEL!"

13. Go up to the cashier and say "Where are you keeping him?" When they say they don't know what you're talking about say "GODDAMMIT! WHERE ARE YOU KEEPING MY BROTHER?!

14. Do the Hare Hare Yukai in the men's bathroom if you're a girl, do it in the girl's bathroom if you're a boy.

15. Get one of those dolls that can pee and get an e,mployee and say "Sir, there is something wrong with my brother/sister and I can't find my parents." When the employee leans in to look at your 'brother/sister' activate the doll.

16. Attach a walkie talkie to an Elmo and make it say " Elmo has mommy." in a demonic voice whenever a kid (that's alone) walks towards it.

17. Sing shigure's high school girl song whenever some girl walks by. (Both boys and girls can do this one ;) it is 'highschool girls highschool girls, all for me highschool girls'

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made Hogwarts students write:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout ‘TO THE BAT MOBILE!’"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

Gryffindor:
• [ ] You are loud.
• [x] You like going to school to see your friends.
• [ ] You've had more than a couple detentions.
• [ ] You always have something to do on the weekends.
• [ ] You like to be the center of attention.
• [ ] You get above average grades in school.
• [ ] You've been called bossy before.
• [ ] You're a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush.
• [ ] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
• [x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
• [x] You like the color red.
• [ ] Your favorite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
• [x] You would never break a promise.
TOTAL: 4

Hufflepuff:
• [x] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
• [x] You get average grades in school.
• [ ] You've been called boring before.
• [x] You don't like to brag about your achievements.
• [x] You value honesty.
• [x] You don't mind working hard to get what you want.
• [x] You like the color yellow.
• [ ] You have a job.
• [ ] You are athletic.
• [ ] You are a team player.
• [ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
• [x] You are easily amused.
• [x] You like helping others.
• [x] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
• [x] You like the music played on the radio best.
TOTAL: 10

Ravenclaw:
• [ ] You get good grades in school.
• [x] You like to read.
• [ ] Dumb people annoy you.
• [x] You are creative.
• [ ] You've been called a know-it-all before.
• [x] You hate cheating.
• [ ] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
• [x] You are more into the creative arts: theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
• [ ] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
• [x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don't know.
• [x] You like the color blue.
• [ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
• [ ] You tend to over analyze things.
• [ ] You can focus and pay attention well.
TOTAL: 6

Slytherin:
• [ ] You are very competitive.
• [ ] You like the finer things in life.
• [ ] You think welfare is a waste.
• [ ] You've made fun of someone in the past week.
• [ ] You've been called a snob before.
• [ ] You think the end justifies the means.
• [ ] You're not afraid to say something to someone else's face.
• [ ] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
• [ ] You've made someone cry by just saying something to them.
• [ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
• [ ] You are very good with words.
• [x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
• [ ] You like the color green.
• [ ] You love to win.
• [ ] Your favorite class is Potions or DADA.
TOTAL: 1

i'm a hufflepuff who new.

A: Hot
B: Loves people
C: A great kisser
D: Makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: People wild and crazy adore you
G: Very outgoing
H: Easy to fall in love withes
I: Lovto smile and laugh
J: Really sweet
K: Really silly
L: Smile to die for
M: Makes dating fun
N: Can kick the shit out of you
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
S: Cute
T: A very good kisser
U: Is very sexual
V: Not judgemental
W: Very broad minded
X: Never let people tell you what to do
Y: Is loved by everyone
Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

Let me see how my name turned out like!

B: Loves people

R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend

I: Love to smile and laugh

A: Hot

N: Can kick the shit out of you

N: Can kick the shit out of you

A: Hot

C: A great kisser

L: Smile to die for

Y: Is loved by everyone

D: Makes people laugh

E: Has gorgeous eyes

The Ouran High School Host Club test!

Tamaki [Prince Type:
[ ] You are French.
[ ] You're a very romantic person.
[ ] You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
[x] Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
[ ] You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
[x] You care about you family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
[ ] Your birthday is April 8th.
[x] You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.
Total: 3

Kyoya [Cool Type:
[x] You wear glasses.
[ ] You are known for being "evil".
[ ] Your favorite foods are anything spicy.
[ ] You excel in everything you do.
[ ] You're a very calculating person.
[ ] Your birthday is November 22.
[x] You hate waking up in the morning.
[ ] You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit.
Total: 2

Hunny [Loli Shota Type:
[ ] You're the shortest out of your friends.
[x] You love cakes and sweets.
[x] You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
[ ] You are/have taken a martial arts class.
[ ] You are close to your cousins.
[x] You look a lot younger than you are.
[ ] You're born on February 29th.
[ ] Your favorite subject is math.
Total: 3

Mori [Wild Type:
[x] You're the tallest out of your friends.
[x] You only talk when you need to.
[x] You're protective of people you care for.
[ ] You favorite food is Japanese food
[ ] When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
[ ] Your birthday is May 5th.
[x] You're not much of a leader but more of a follower.
[ ] Not many people know what you're thinking.
Total: 4

Hikaru [Devil Type:
[ ] You and your sibling have a strong bond.
[ ] You're a very cynical person.
[x] You like to mess with your siblings a lot.
[ ] You're the oldest sibling.
[ ] Your birthday is June 9th.
[x] You like Italian food.
[ ] You get jealous easily.
[ ] You don't make friends easily.
Total: 2

Kaoru [Devil Type:
[ ] You like to play games.
[x] Favorite subject, English.
[ ] You enjoy fashion/cosplay.
[x] You're nicer than your siblings.
[ ] Your birthday is June 9th.
[x] You're very forgiving.
[x] You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy.
[x] You like playing tricks on people.
Total: 5

Haruhi [Natural Type:
[x] You don't care about trivial things like appearance.
[ ] You're tight with money.
[x] You get along with guys well.
[x] You're blunt about everything.
[x] You're an excellent cook.
[ ] You have a hard time understanding love
[ ] Your birthday is February 4th
[x] People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily
Total: 5

hmm intresting, i'm a cross between kaoru and haruhi.

I was born on the day of Xigbar, Xaldin

In the month of Luxord

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin

My favorite number is Roxas

If you get it post on your profile

Sometimes people are really dumb and shouldn't be payed for this-

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair! Great... Now I have to make a NEW schedule!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(FAIL)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(R-Regular soap? how do I do that?!)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(And to think... I just ate them frozen)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(HO SHIT! FLIPS BACK OVER NOOOo! TOO LATE!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(You don't say? *sarcastic voice*)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(How else are you supposed to do it then? *sarcasm*.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Ya we don't want a drugged up 6 year old on a forklift.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(I would hope so.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation.. xDDDD It's still funny as hell though)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space... then what are those shiny things in the sky...)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(What is the other use... I'm curious now...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Oh... so you're NOT supposed to do it that way?... Darn, I was so sure...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(NOOOO!! MY DREAMS... CRUSHED...)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

I, NOMNOMBUNNYWILLEATYOURSOUL , do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

I. Xemnas:
You are the leader most of the time.
You like black.
You wished/wish you were someone else.
You don't listen to others.
You like doing research.
TOTAL: 0

II. Xigbar:
You have bad eyesight.
You like throwing things at others when angry.
You wish you were able to teleport.
You wear your hair in a ponytail.
You have/wish you had a gun
TOTAL: 4

III. Xaldin
You like windy days
You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
You like dragons.
You have/like dreadlocks.
You tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 2

IV. Vexen
You are disrespected by the young ones.
Someone has already considered you a traitor.
You are the oldest of your group.
You like experiments.
You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexaeus
You are not very talkative.
You like brain games.
People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
You prefer heavy weapons rather than light ones.
You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 1

VI. Zexion
You love reading.
You are not very sociable.
You are one of the shortest of your group.
You have a very sensible nose.
You like to elude others.
TOTAL: 2

VII. Saïx
You have double-personality issues
You are more active during night rather than day.
You like wolves
Your superior trusts you.
You have a scar on your face.
TOTAL: 1

VIII. Axel
You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
You care deeply for your best friends.
You are a two-faced when you need to.
You don't like when people don't remember your name.
You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 1

IX. Demyx
You like music.
You know how to play a guitar.
You like rainy days.
You like swimming.
You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 4

X. Luxord
You like playing cards.
You like to gamble.
Your favorite color is gold.
You have stolen money from others.
You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 1

XI. Marluxia
You like pink.
You like flowers.
You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
You were betrayed by someone.
You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 1

XII. Larxene
You're the only female in your group.
You like storms.
You're pretty agile.
You like to mock others.
You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 1

XIII. Roxas
You love ice cream.
You are the youngest of your group.
You think people are hiding something from you.
You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 2

1. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Ixrabann

2. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Briizzle

3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Wolf

4. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Leigh Carnegie

5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Clybr

6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Cocacola

7. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Lynn Fredrick

8. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Bell

Random Survey.

This or That:
1. AIM or phones? phones.
2. Singing or dancing? Singing.
3. Love or lust? Love!
4. Car or motorcycle? Car.
5. Bf/gf or best friend? Best friend.
6. Rain or shine? Rain.
7. Wild night out or romantic night in? romantic night in.
8. Silver or Gold? Silver.
9. Tea or coffee? Tea.
10. Radio or CDs? Radio.

Relationships:

1. Taken or single? Taken
2. If taken, by who? Dart (his nikname)
3. If single, do you like anyone? No.
4. Ever been in love?Yes
5. Are you a cuddler?Yeah
6. Cheated? no
7. Been cheated on? no
8. Do long distance relationships work? don't know
9. Want to get married? yes
10. Kids? yes

Last:
1. Person who called you? Dart
2. Person you called:? My mom.
3. Person you texted? Dart
4. Person you wished Happy Birthday? My friend.
5. Friend you saw? Kat
6. Time you went swimming? Months ago.
7. Time you were really angry? idr
8. Time you were sad? no
9. TV show you watched? animal cops
10. Book you read? Vampire Acadamy

Random:
1. Obscure talent? I'm a mined reader
2. Is there a difference between love and being in love? Definately.
3. Pet peeve? no
4. How many siblings? 3
5. Are your parents together? no
6. Furthest you’ve ever traveled? england
7. What are you wearing? pants and a t-shirt
8. Ever kissed someone in the rain? no
9. What do you think about most? music
10. Something most people don’t know about you? thats personal
11. What are you listening to right now? the TV
12. Are you nice? yes
13. If you could be anywhere right now? i dunno
14. Three random goals? 1.bunny inspector. 2.go to narnia. 3. ride a unicorn.
15. Parting thoughts?

The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

( ) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

( ) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

total= 3

(x) You have run into a tree.

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

(x) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

( ) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far= 13

( ) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far= 18

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 23

( ) You have eaten a bug.

( ) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 25

( ) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together= 30

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities.

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

Love, peace, and yaoi!

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT

There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime sh had a chance to.

One day,Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack andm Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them.

she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know aout Jack.

If you love yaoi put ths on your
profile!

And now an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And i were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But yaoi ain't vodka

And i ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop Pokemon
...M...From
...O...Being
...N...Hated

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the one that lives on the streets because I am scared to go home.
I am the teen who lost all his friends because I told them the truth.
We are the couple who can't get the tax benefits of companionship because we are both the same gender.
I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret, because I won't risk losing my family and friends.
I am the sibling that gets called a fag because my brother isn't ashamed of who he is.
I am the girl that was assulted behind my school because some stranger wanted to teach me to be a "real woman".
I am the Christian who is discriminated against because many of my faith are not as accepting.
I am the guy down the street that can't get a disability pension because my partner is a male.
I am the man that is afraid of losing his job for expressing his true identity.
I am the mother that sees my son come home from school every day in tears because the other kids call him a girl.
I am the celebrity that wishes I could tell the world who I am, but I'm too scared.
I am the child that dreams of seeing my mom again. The courts wwon't let me because she lives with another woman.
I am the Youth Worker that sees hundreds of kids thrown out of homes because they were honest with their families.
I am the religious leader that was excommunicated because I said that God loves evreyone, regardless of their sexual preference.
I am the woman who suffers domestic violence because I was pushed into a marriage to a man by my church to cure my homosexuality.
I am the girl who struggles to get up in the morning because school is so cruel to me.
I am the football player scared to come out because I might lose my contract.
I am the Christain that can't find a pastor to marry me and my soul mate, who is the same gender as I, in the eyes of God.
I am the woman that wants to join the army, but my family won't let me because I would look like a dyke.
I am the boy that always wanted a Barbie, but no one would let me have one because it was "gay".
I am the adolescant ashamed to tell my own friends I am a homosexual because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the student that had to switch to another high school on my senior year because I told my teachers that I was homosexual. One said I was going to hell; the other wanted to cure me.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time just because she was "different".
I am the daughter, the girl that you raised and loved. Now you won't talk to me because I shattered your dreams of ever having grandchildren and you are afraid of telling your friends of your shame.
I am the one who can't face her own mother because she knows deep down, she disapproves.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
I am the person that cannot be myself for fear of what others will think of me.
I am the person who wants to be treated like a human being instead of an animal.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I wanted to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system suddenly grew cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the girl who believes God killed my uncle because the day before I started dating my first girlfriend.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
We are the couple who can never hold hands in public because of the disgusted glares that follow us.
I am the best friend, the same person you grew up with and told your secrets to, the person you don't talk to anymore because my partner is a woman.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the one who was not allowed to attend church because my "sin" would taint the other members.
I am the teenager who gets kicked off an all-girls swim team because I told one of the coaches about my girlfriend.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the one who was shot and killed in a place I thought was safe because of my prefrences.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christain parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who is always crying herself to sleep at night because I am afraid of my mother finding out just exactly who I love with all my heart.

Repost this if you're against homophobia!

Things I will not do in the Mushroom Kingdom...

1. I will not tell Bowser that he's the evolved form of a squirtle (dammit)

2. I will not scream BOWSER at the top of my lungs in the middle of Toad Square... (Dammit)

3. I will not eat a peach in front of Peach's face nor will I destroy a daisy in front of Daisy...

4. I will not tell goombas that Mario is going to get them in their sleep... (DAMMIT)

5. I will not eat a mushroom in front of Toad

6. I will not ask Mario how Rosalina is doing nor will I ask Daisy how things are going with Mr. L...

7. I will not shout THE GREEN THUNDER or any of his "other" catch phrases in front of Luigi's face.

8. I will not hum the super man theme song when I use the star power up that grants you the ability to fly

9. I will not hum the Mario Bros. theme song while walking around the Mushroom Kingdom

10. I will not ask Mario if the Great Gonzales is planning to make a comeback any time soon

11. It is not acceptable to serve Koopasta to a Koopa-Troopa

12. I will not have a simile-making contest with Dimentio. (I'd lose anyway)

13. I will not tell Fawful I know where The Dark Star is.

14. I will not tell Fawful that The Dark Star is underneath Dimentio's hat.

15. I will not tell Fawful that Dimentio is more insane than he is after informing The Dark Star is underneath his hat. (THAT'D be setting up for ultimate destruction)

16. I will not push Bowser and Mario when they are mad at each other inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion and bet on who destroys the mansion first from fighting. (I say Bowser)

17. I will not lock Luigi without his Poltergust 3000 inside of Luigi's Haunted Mansion just to see him run around like mad.

18. I will not order Mr. L to insult Dimentio's face just to make obsessive fangirls mad.

19. I will not compare Bowser Jr. to 'Mini-Me' in front of Bowser.

20. I will not question the logic of the Mario-Verse. (Ruled that off LONG ago)

21. I will not steal Ludwig's piano and sell it on eBay to obsessive fangirls. (He has fangirls?)

22. I cannot give Geno to Pinocchio's father.

23. I will not eat Mallow no matter how much he looks like a yummy marshmellow

24. Do not give Vivian, Goombella, Ms. Mowz, or Flurrie love-letters that are falsely addressed from Mario.

25. Also, don't send love-letters falsely addressed from Luigi to Princess Éclair.

26. It is impossible to convince Pennington that 'Luigi' is actually Mario.

27. It is also impossible to convince Pennington that he stinks when it comes to solving crimes.

28. Nimbi people are not Canadians from South Park.

29. I will not use 'faucet-face' as an insult to the Mario Bros.

30. I will not quote from old Super Mario World episodes. (But I wanted to do the Mama Luigi. T_T)

31. I will not speak of the live-action Super Mario Bros. Movie (I didn't even get through the first 20 minutes!)

32. I cannot name a Piranha Plant Steve. (Why not?!)

33. I cannot name Piranha Plants ever.

34. I will not give the location of Luvbi's prince to Luvbi.

35. I will not tell Beldam and Marylin that Vivian is better than both of them. No matter how true it is.

36. I will not sing the SMRPG song every time I walk through Geno's Forest.

37. I will not do the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

38. I will not to record Dimentio's reaction after doing the things listed in '10 Ways To Tick Dimentio Off'

39. I will not lie to Waluigi and say that he has more fangirls than his rival.

40. I will not refer to eating shrooms and getting refreshing herbs as 'getting high'

41. I should not point out the fact to the characters that people write stories about them every day.

42. I will not put their reactions on Youtube after pointing out the fact that people write stories about them every day.

44. I will not insult the Koopa Bros. about being copies of The Mutant Ninja Turtles.

45. I will never make fun of Luigi for cross dressing. (I didn't find it funny, just thought that a paradox happened until I saw the cutscene where he got found out)

46.I will not introduce guns and atomic bombs to Bowser's army.

47. I will not set fire to Mario in paper form. (Is that even possible?)

48. Mr. L and Luigi in the same place at the same time does not mean that there is a time paradox. It's the end of the world.

49.Do not feed the fangirls.

50. I will not tell Toadsworth that he will never find a girlfriend.

51. I will not pull a spike off of Bowser's shell and use it to pick my teeth

52. It is considered rude to steal the Koopaling's wands

53. I will copy and paste this to my profile to inform everyone

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If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! The ones in bold are the dumb ones that I have been stupid enough to do.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (Or some rails.)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house- and realized it after school.
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to iy
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let goso that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a bruise from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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I say Harry Potter

You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Tom Felton is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?

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Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.

Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

The Hetalia pledge

I promise to remember Italy
whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany
whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan
whenever I see an Asain tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America
whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England
whenever I watch Doctor Who
I promise to remember France
whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China
whenever I see Picachu
I promise to remember Russia
whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania
whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia
whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia
whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus
whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine
whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs
I promise to remember Sweden
whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland
whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain
whenever I see a tomato filed
I promise to remember Romano
whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary
whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria
whenever I hear someone play Chopin on the piano
I promise to remember Prussia
whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland
whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland
whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein
whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey
whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece
whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt
whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada
whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba
whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand
whenever I see boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome
whenever I see someone way to young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania
whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome
whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.

Hetalia Micronation Quiz

Sealand:

[ ] You love attention.
[ ] You're highly energetic.
[ ] You wish people would notice you more.
[ ] You have a sibling/friend who you wish would acknowledge you for what you are.
[ ] You love making new friends and meeting new people.
[ ] You have friends who are like second parents to you.
[x] You love anime.
[ ] People rarely take you seriously.
[ ] You like browsing eBay.
[x] You love chocolate and/or soda.
2/10

Wy:

[x] You can be a little sarcastic sometimes.
[ ] You have little patience for foolishness.
[ ] You try to act mature but have a noticeable childish side.
[x] You enjoy freedom and having fun.
[ ] You love painting.
[ ] You have a friend and mentor who you don't really understand.
[x] You can be a bit mouthy.
[ ] You tend to be judgmental of others, but friendly nonetheless.
[x] You don't have a particularly large circle of friends, but you're extremely close with the friends you have.
[ ] You like soccer and wouldn't mind being on a team.
4/10

Seborga:

[ ] You're highly flirtatious.
[x] You love surprises.
[ ] You think first impressions are important.
[x] You love swimming and water.
[ ] You're somewhat passive.
[x] You look somewhat older than you are.
[x] Though you're playful, you are polite and a good voice of reason.
[x] You tend to be quite cheerful.
[ ] When you flirt, you often are successful.
[ ] You like it when your friends have much in common with you.
5/10

Kugelmugel:

[x] When you like something, you're not afraid to show it.
[ ] You tend to talk almost non-stop about things you like.
[x] You are passionate about art in all forms.
[x] You've been mistaken for the opposite gender.
[ ] People describe you as being eccentric.
[x] You have a habit of talking to yourself.
[ ] You often speak loudly.
[ ] You agree with the statement, "The bigger the better."
[ ] You can liken a huge number of things to art.
[ ] You can be difficult to communicate with.
4/10

Molossia:

[ ] You tend to hide your true personality from others.
[ ] You're somewhat intimidating.
[ ] You have a huge temper.
[x] You love the outdoors.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to act tough when around other people but have a gentle side.
[ ] Though confrontational when people try to offer you their friendship, you're actually very grateful to have it.
[ ] You hate when people act superior towards you.
[ ] You hate monotonous background noises.
[ ] You're described as somewhat aloof.
1/10

Hutt River:

[ ] You have to have everything as extravagant as possible.
[ ] You find proper etiquette important.
[x] You love small animals.
[ ] You prefer things if they're organized and clean.
[ ] People view you as being impressive and having a dynamic personality.
[ ] You serve as a sort of mentor to one of your friends.
[x] You can be somewhat indecisive.
[ ] You tend to be lenient towards your friends.
[ ] You think pleasantries are important even in brief meetings with friends.
[ ] You believe that it is important to have a lot of friends.
2/10

Ladonia:
[ ] You play a lot of video games.
[x] You're a huge Pokemon fan.
[ ] You act slightly spoiled at times.
[ ] You love sculpting.
[ ] You're very popular and have a lot of friends.
[ ] You love being in positions of authority.
[ ] You're excellent with technology.
[ ] You throw tantrums if you don't get what you want.
[ ] Your friends sometimes have no choice but to go along with even your weirdest ideas.
[ ] You're very boastful about yourself and those close to you.
1/10

hmm i'm most like Seborga

I'm bored. Run for your sanity. σ_σ

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. ಠಠ

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. ‿

*Ten ways of knowing you're obsessed with Tokyo Mew Mew.*

1. Whenever a bright light hits you, you think Ryou is injecting animal DNA into you.

2. You believe aliens are trying to take over the world, so you must move to Japan and stop them.

3. You say "Nya" on a daily basis.

4. You think the mailman is actually your alien stalker.

5. You're scared of kissing anyone because it will turn you into a cat.

6. You think all cake should be made by Keiichiro.

7. Whenever someone asks where you want to eat, your answer is "Cafe Mew Mew!"

8. You believe you have nothing to worry about because a Knight in short shorts will save you.

9. When someone says/does something stupid, you call them a "Baka".

10. You won't let anyone kiss you because someday, a hot alien will steal your first kiss.