My Goals (From the NaNoWriMo Dare Me):

We dare you to have your main character talk to a psychic with a crystal ball. What do they find out about the future?

We dare you to set up on a blind date with villain

We dare you to start a chapter with this sentence: "And then the aliens landed."

We dare you to make your characters talk in rhyme for at least two pages.

We dare you to have your main character writing a novel about you in the novel you're writing about them!

We dare you to add a waterfall, fireworks, a unicycle, a wrestling match, and a poetry slam to the next chapter.

We dare you to develop a friendship in your novel between one of your characters and a planet in our solar system

We dare you to put your characters to sleep and have them wake up 100 years later.

We dare you to give your main character a sudden craving for monkey brains with spray cheese.

We dare you to include a wedding, a funeral, and a football game in your next chapter.

We dare you to incorporate three of the things nearest to you that start with the letter "n" into the next paragraph.

We dare you to get your characters in the NaNoWriMo spirit and have them write their own novels.

We dare you to introduce a robot penguin who falls in love with one of your character's pets in your next scene

We dare you to make today a bad hair day for a character. Bonus points if it completely changes his or her life.

We dare you to make your villain write an apology letter to your main character. Make sure you include it in your book.

We dare you to create weather inside a character's house for one chapter. Perhaps a tornado in their living room?

We dare you to make your villain afraid of cats, shoe store owners, and fast food.

We dare you to start the next chapter with this sentence: "Who knew that becoming a celebrity was so easy?"

We dare you to take away all your characters' ability to speak for one whole chapter.

We dare you to start the next paragraph with a lyric from the last song you listened to.

We dare you to have your main character consult a Magic 8-Ball every time he or she has to make a decision.

We dare you to write a scene involving a giant toad, four ballerinas, and a bucket of tangerine juice

We dare you to add a person to your novel who is convinced that they're an octopus.

We dare you to put lime Jell-O into your next scene. Food fight? Jell-O eating contest? It's up to you!

We dare you to pit your main character against your villain in a race for political office.

We dare you to have your villain put on a new disguise every time he or she gets dressed in the morning.

We dare you to turn your villain into an earthworm every time someone says the word "turnip."

We dare you to drop your main character and villain into a boxing ring where they duke it out once and for all.

We dare you to put some intergalactic pirates in your novel. Bonus points if they knit sweaters.

We dare you to start your next sentence with: "He peered down the drain to see what was clogging it and saw…"

We dare you to desert all your characters on an island with a beach ball, a set of magic markers, and a can of beans.

We dare you to write yourself into your own novel. You might have fun in there!

We dare you to send your characters on a journey to the bottom of the ocean . . . right now!

We dare you to have all your characters join the circus.

We dare you to have your main character grow an extra elbow while he or she is sleeping tonight.

We dare you to introduce a famous celebrity into your next scene and have your characters not react as expected.

We dare you to give your main character a haunted notebook that writes messages on its own pages.

We dare you to add a cheerleading squad to the beginning of each chapter to cheer about what will happen next.

We dare you to make time-traveling Vikings invade your main character's hometown in the next scene

We dare you to put the very next sentence you overhear in your novel and see where it takes you.

We dare you to send your characters back in time and have them run into younger versions of themselves.

We dare you to add a car shaped like a giant ear of corn to your novel.

We dare you to have your main character discover a treasure map at the bottom of his or her bag of kettle corn.

Done:

None yet... =(