All right, I'm the Final Reviewer. What's with the name you ask? I'll tell you:

Long ago, this place was filled with good authors who knew how to write. Not anymore. Now its filled with Self-Inserts, Mary Sues, and the like. I DON'T hate the authors who write these. I don't flame them, heck I don't even report them.

I help them. That's why I'm the Final Reviewer, because we reviewers are a dyeing breed here on FFnet. To some of you, my reviews will seem like flames. They're not. They are a thing called constructive criticism. It is a harsh thing to swallow for some but if you can, it will make you better. A lot of people on this site have real talent but they never use it, never improve beyond what is needed to get a few empty-headed reviews. I aim to change that. If I can make just one author look at their work and think about it, correct it, actually respect it. I'll be happy.

So yes, PM me, flame me, do whatever you want. I'm not going anywhere. I may be harsh but I'm what this site needs.