SecretEmo444
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Joined 02-04-12, id: 3694514, Profile Updated: 04-02-15
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto.

Hey SecretEmo444 here, this is the place that i like to place my emotions. I am curently tryng to become more open with people around me, but for now this is where my heart is I suffur from Migrains ( severe headaches) that minimise my time writting. I aprecate anyone who enjoys my stories, even if just one person likes it. You can message me if you want. People need Stories from relief from things: parents, school, bullies, not being able to go to school, rumors, and any other thing you can think of. My favorite female caracter is Hinata, but I don't mind Sakura. As for males my fav is Deidara, but I like everyone in Akatsuki. Yes, I'm female.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.

I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

[X] -I have a piercing/s. (three...)

] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.

[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.

[X] -My closest friend is a girl.

[X] - I'm a very secretive person.

[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 ]

Konan

[x] - Most of my friends are guys.

[X] - Origami RULES!

[X] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.

[X] - I love flowers! (kinda I guess)

[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.

[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 5 ]

Itachi Uchiha

[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

[ ] -Many people find me attractive.

[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.

[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki

[ ] - Sharks are AWESOME!

[X ] - I like gore :3

[X ] - I dislike my own appearance.

[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.

[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[X] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[X] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 6 ]

Sasori

[ ] - I look young for my age.

[X] - Puppets are fascinating...

[ ] - I'm very impatient.

[X] - I hate/dislike Sakura Haruno. (She annoys me alot...)

[ ] - My Grandma annoys me.

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 3 ]

Deidara

[X] - I'm an artist.

[X] - I like and appreciate art.

[X ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.

] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)

[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

[ ] - I hate Tobi.

[X] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 5 ]

Kakuzu

[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.

[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.

[ ] - I have had stitches.

[ ] - I hate Hidan.

[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off (sometimes...most of the time) [ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends. [ ] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3 ]

Hidan

[X] - I have a cussing/swearing problem. (It's not a problem X3)

[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.

[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[ ] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.

[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before.

[X] - I'm very prone to accidents. (you have no idea)

[Hidan Score: 4 ]

Zetsu

[X ] - I have a split personality. Two sides.

] - Nature is AWESOME!

[X] - I'm usually alone.

[X] - I don't mind the company of others.

[X] - I don't have many friends.

[X] - Tobi is not that bad.

[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.

[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.

[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

[X] - I LOVE the colour orange. (sometimes)

] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[ ] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (LIES)

[Tobi Score: 2 ]

Orochimaru

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.

[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.

[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME! ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha(HATE HIM!).

[X] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME! (He's not AWESOME, but I do like his music)

[ ] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[ ] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

I'm closest to kisame !

favorite couple: DeiHina

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Caught In The Act by Dana-Eliza reviews
Challenge done by Mettlei! Read inside for what the challenge was! Deidara seems to be all alone in the hideout until he hears some noises coming from Hidan's room. When he checks it out he is in for a surprise, but doesn't seem to mind at all. HidaItaDei right in that order! Yaoi, graphic and just filled with sex...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hidan, Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
My Gay Boyfriend by HiN4-cH4n reviews
Sasuke broke her heart... its time for some hardcore payback. Now Hinata will open the way for her new gay Boyfriend! No one would've thought love sparks'd fly! "Lets bring the playboy down!" "Lets kick some Uchiha butt, yeah" x Deihina x
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,875 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Hinata H., Deidara
New Revelations by A. Rouge. K reviews
Sakura has no memory of anything until age 7, and she has a bad habit of never going all out when facing the Akatsuki. On a mission with Naruto and Kakashi they run into the Akatsuki who know about her past and who she is. contains War, Romance,& Swearing. Editing by Elivira
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 121,817 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
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Taken in reviews
The story of two Occ's, who seem to be bipolar oposites.Taken through their drama as well as there struggles with the Akatsuki and the rest of the ninja world. Join Aishi and Cynana through their amusingly depressing journey as they are taken in by the Akatsuki. Main parings are AishiX Deidara and KakuzuX Cynana. Rated M for a reason. POV changes to different akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Deidara, Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Iris reviews
Beatrice is a part of the ninja organization Iris. Those who use their bodies to obtain top secret information from the most notorious of criminals. This story will be filled with smut, so be warned! Rated M for sexual content and language!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015
Assasin Hinata reviews
In a realish world, Hinata, an orphin that was raised to keep the world peaeful and in line. One day Hinata is assained a mission that will affect the way she thinks and acts forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Hinata H., Akatsuki
Lonely Tower reviews
A princess living the perfect life... too perfect. Complete with the perfect Prince, Lonely Princess, and Bad Ass Musketeer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hinata H., Hidan
The right to live reviews
Sakura been putting up with her father's abuse for some time now, moving when anyone gets suspicious. However at her new school a certain red head catches her attention. A high school fic. Warnings: language, abuse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Loners of Konoha Academy reviews
Hinata was always in her group of friends since before she could remember. Being shy and wanting her father approve she always did things that would make her father praise her, not that he ever did. Unfortunately, eventually that all comes to a end.H.S.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Hinata Becomes Bold reviews
In a world without ninjas, Hinata is slapped in the face by reality. After meeting a man named Hidan, Hinata decides to become more daring. Without realising it Hinata had completly flipped over her own life, the only question is; was this for the best?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hinata H., Deidara