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Modern Day Assassins by Mephiles the Dark Spartan reviews
When Desmond is forced to flee to the City of New York for not-revealed reasons, he encounters some familiar faces who are forced to try to blend into modern-day situations. Some of them are… harder to get used to than others. Rated T just in case.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,791 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Death to the MarySues! by Numbuh1367 reviews
A Mission to destroy horrible OCs :edit: New Harry Potter Chp.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Altaïr, Malik
Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler by ChaosandMayhem reviews
When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,262 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Scout, Spy - Complete
drunk off of nothin but each other til the sunrise by keikopanda102 reviews
Tony realizes he has to quit drinking or he might do something he'll regret. As he's suffering through alcohol detox, Steve offers himself as a distraction. How long before they realize all they need to get drunk is each other?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by Shepard of the Lost reviews
Altair is a closet case. Malik is loud and proud. Can he manage to pull Altair out of his self inflicted missery? Or will things only get worse for the younger man? AltMal YAOI WARNING!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,864 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Altaïr, Malik
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Nana's New Life by The Goddamn Duck reviews
A vacant lot. A half-dead girl. Two mercenaries on their night out. Life gets very strange from there on out... possibly the most unlikely TF2 crossover imaginable. In-progress, updating slowly. Chapter three up.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,407 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010
A Gun Named Medic by killer-fever reviews
Just a short one-shot about my favorite pair.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Heavy, Medic - Complete