![]() Listen up fuckers. Let me enlighten you about this fucking balls to the wall Demon King Rance Fanfic. SETTLE YOUR PUSSY ASS DOWN. Do you like Demon King Rance you bastards BECAUSE I LIKE DEMON KING RANCE. AND DEMON KING RANCE IS THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON KING OF THEM ALL. -YOU CAN'T FUCKING MIND FUCKING MIND FUCK RANCE WITH THE DEMON KING'S 'MAKE EVERYBODY LIVE A HORRIBLE LIFE' DIRECTIVE . -OH SO YOU THINK PLANNER'S GONNA MIND FUCK RANCE AND FORCE HIS DEMON KING INSTINCTS. HE TRIED BUT FAILED SO BAD RANCE ENSLAVED HIS ANGEL KNIGHT -SO YOU THINK RANCE CAN'T DEFENDED MIND FUCKERY IF PLANNER DECIDED TO DO IT PERSONALLY WELL TOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE LUDO LIKE'S RANCE SHIT AND TOLD PLANNER IT'S ALL FUCKING GOOD. -WHAT'S THAT YOU THINK HORNET CAN TAKE DOWN RANCE WITH SHEER NUMBERS, WELL TOO FUCKING BAD BECAUSE HE BEATS THEM ALL DOWN WITH A FUCKING WOODED SWORD. -WHAT NOW? YOU THINK A GATTAI DRILL WOULD BEAT RANCE. LA VASWALD FUCKING TRIED BUT RANCED BEAT HER WITH A FUCKING WOODED SWORD. ONE LAST THING HE FUCKING GAINED AN ABILITY TO GATTAI WITH LA VASWALD MAGNIFYING HIS POWER LEVEL TO INFINITY ALLOWING HIM TO FUCKING THROW SINGULARITY AT PEOPLE. -SO YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE USING A FUCKING DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL? SETTLE YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN BECAUSE DEMON KING RANCE CONTROLS DIMENSIONAL TRAVEL. -SO YOU THINK RANCE CAN'T RESURRECT PEOPLE? WELL HE FUCKING BUTCHERED MIKI TO BECOME THE DEMON KING, ONLY FOR RANCE TO RESURRECT HER SO THAT HE CAN FUCK HER IN THE FUTURE. -DID I MENTION HOW FUCKING RANCE SEDUCED MIKI INTO FALLING LOVE WITH HIM. BECAUSE HE FUCKING DID -I HEARD YOU LIKE HORNET RAPE.WELL TOO BAD DEMON KING RANCE SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLS KAYBLIS AND HIS ARMY. -SO YOU THINK YOUR GENERIC PROTAGONIST HAS AN AWESOME ABILITY TO TRANSFORM PEOPLE? WELL THAT'S SHIT BECAUSE RANCE FUCKING TURNED SILL INTO A DEMON FUCKING SWORD THAT HE BEAT PEOPLE WITH. -NOW WHAT? YOU THINK YOUR GENERIC PROTAG IS FUCKING MANLY? OH I THINK FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SILL IS A FUCKING PINK SWORD. THAT'S RIGHT A. PINK. SWORD. DID I MENTION THAT IT HAS THE ABILITY TO DESTROY PEOPLES MANLINESS. -WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU THINK ARIOS CAN KILL DEMON KING RANCE WITH ESCUDE? WELL TOUGH LUCK BECAUSE RANCE POUNDS HIM WITH A FUCKING PINK SWORD. -HAREM YOU SAY? WELL TOUGH LUCK RANCE TURNS HIS HAREM INTO DEMONS AND APOSTLES EFFECTIVELY MAKING THEM IMMORTALS. HE ALSO FUCKING TROLLED THE WORLD BY CREATING THE CHURCH OF RANCE WITH SEL AS THE POPE. THE BEST THING ABOUT DEMON KING RANCE ISN'T HIS HAX AND HAREM, IT'S HIS ABILITY TO MAKE THE WORLD AN ENTERTAINING AND HORRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE TEMPORARILY. PROTECTING THE WORLD THE CRUEL, AMORAL AND CHILDISH GODS Fanfiction in Question(Japanese) : |
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