Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.

3. And discover that #1 is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

But I'm an idiot and I needed company...

You now have 2 options... ignore this or post this on your file to put a smile on someone else's face today!

That awkaward moment when your parent sit besides you while on internet. "Oh well, time to open paint and draw random s*"- FACEBOOK

You You You You You You You You You

You You You You You You You You You You You

1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You's,

2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo,
3. Ur now looking to find out,
4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo
& u hav been tricked !! :D

Copy and paste this to your profile :)

Copy And Paste This If You Hate Karin From Naruto!

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee.

ANIME QUOTES:

''You don't have to forgive me. No matter what you decide from now on, I will love you forever." (Uchiha Itachi)

'People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts… their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?''(Uchiha Itachi)

''Those who can't acknowledge their real selves are bound to fail.''(Uchiha Itachi)

"Just shut up for once! What the hell do you know about it?! It's not like you ever had a family in the first place! You were on your own right from the beginning, what makes you think you know anything about it?! Huh?! I'm suffering now because I had those ties, how on earth could you possibly understand, what it feels like to lose all that!" (Uchiha Sasuke)

"I'm not gonna run away, I never go back on my word! That's my ninja way!"(Uzumaki Naruto)

''I don't care who I have to fight… If he rips my arms off, I'll kick him to death. If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death. If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death. And if he gouges my eyes, I'll curse him to death… Even if I'm torn to shreds… I will take Sasuke back.''(Uzumaki Naruto)

"You should give up… on me giving up!"(Uzumaki Naruto)

''Then I will break that curse. If there's such thing as peace, I will find it. I won't give up!''(Uzumaki Naruto)

''If you attack Konoha, I will have to fight you… So save up your hatred and take it all on me, I'm the only one who can take it! It's the only thing I can do! I will shoulder your hatred and die with you! Because I'm your friend!''(Uzumaki Naruto)

''Don't look so sad… Minato. I'm… I'm happy. Happy that you loved me. Happy that it's… our son's… birthday. Like… If I try to imagine surviving and the three of us… living together… I can't think of anything… beyond 'I'd be so happy.' If I had any regrets… It would be that I won't see Naruto grow up.''(Uzumaki Kushina)

''Thank you for letting me be your mother, and for letting Minato be your father. Thank you for being our son. Thank you… Thank you''(Uzumaki Kushina)

''Naruto… you're going to experience a lot of pain and suffering. Remember who you are! Find a goal… a dream… and don't stop trying until it comes true. There's… there's so much more that I want to say… to teach you… I want to stay with you… I love you''(Uzumaki Kushina )

"Yahiko and Nagato's will hasn't vanished from this world! I believe in Naruto too! He… He will become the bridge that leads us to peace and I will be a support holding the bridge up"(Konan)

"He is light personified. That's why everyone he meets… carries the flower called hope!"(Konan)

"If you don't share someone's pain, you can never understand them. But just because you understand them doesn't mean you can come to an agreement. That's the truth."(Nagato)

"Love breeds sacrifice… which breeds hatred… Then you can know pain."(Nagato)

"You have the same eyes as I do… the eyes, filled with hatred and death, that long for strength… just like mine… your eyes tell me how badly you wish to kill the one who put you through the hell called loneliness." (Gaara)

"There are no enemies here because we've all suffered at Akatsuki's hand! So there is no Suna, no Iwa, no Konoha, no Kiri, and no Kumo! There are only "shinobi"!"(Gaara)

''When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred'' (Tobi)

"The pain of being alone...is not an easy one to bear..why is it...that I can understand your pain? But...I already have many people who are important to me now...and I can't let you hurt any of them...even if I have to kill you!"

"Hey, you stupid fox! You're in my body and you owe me rent! So for payment, I'll take your chakra! You got that?!"

"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me.

You think you're the only ones who matter. You think you can put off death. But that peace made you foolish and thoughtless. If you kill someone, someone else will kill you… this hatred binds us together."

"Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace."

"I want you to feel pain, to think about pain, to accept pain, to know pain."

Hatake Kakashi
"Naruto, it's nice that you removed the poison so spiritedly, but you'll bleed to death if you lose any more... seriously."

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."

"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It's one of the never-ending cycles in life."

"I won't allow my comrades to die. I'll protect you with my life. Trust me."

"In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum."

Haruno Sakura
*Talking to Sasuke*
"On that day, you taught me that solitude is painful! I understand that so well right now. I have family, and I have friends but if you're gone... To me... It will be the same as being alone."

"Shannaro!"

"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... now, get a good look at my back!"

Rock Lee
A genius, huh? What does that mean? 'Genius'? So I was not born with a whole lot of natural talent, not gifted like Neji ... but I work hard and I never give up! That is my gift; that is my ninja way!"

Orochimaru
"There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you."

Gaara of the Desert
"A young Gaara attempts to slash his wrist "It's no use; the sand gets in the way."
"I fight for my sake only and live to love no one but myself."

"A soul needs a purpose to live... and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive..."

Tenten
"The weaker you are the louder you bark."

"What I'm saying is, in the end, everyone is alone, right?"

Yamanaka Ino
"There's no meaning to a flower unless it blooms."

"SHIKAMARU! Beat her up with a 16 HIT COMBO!"

"WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!"

Uchiha Obito
"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth."

"Don't apologize... I had a lot of hard times growing up as a jinchūriki, but I never blamed you or Dad. I couldn't understand what a parent's love was like because you guys were never there... so I could only guess... But now I know... I live because you and Dad gave your lives for me and filled me up with love before the Nine-Tails was inside me! So here I am, happy and healthy! I'm glad I ended up being your son!"

"How can someone who can't even save his friends become Hokage? Isn't it so Sasuke?"

“Try it trash!! I’ll return the pain a thousand times over!!”

You know that feeling when you really want someone to fall down a flight of stairs and they bloody won't - Sebastian (Kuroshitsuji) from Chapter Five of Inertia Creeps

BREAKING NEWS !!!

-Scientists found the first plant with a split personality; They call it Zetsu!

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-Pedophilic SnakeMan molests children in The Hidden Sound Village!

-Twilight is just a cheap rip off of Vampire Knight! Producer sues!

-Perverted Death Scythe sighted in Red-Light District. Lord Death is displeased!

-Edward Cullen causes Traffic Chaos because of the Disco Ball effect of his skin!

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IF YOU HATE KARIN FROM NARUTO FEEL FREE TO PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

with a 'death bomb'

BANG! BOOM!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE! (BWAHAHAHA, DING DONG THE BITCH IS DEAD)

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(lol)

YOU'RE A GREAT

FRIEND BUT IF

THE ZOMBIES

CHASE US I'M

TRIPPING YOU

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(nice)

I only seem like a

smartass because

I'm surrounded by

dumbasses

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(JUMP BITCH JUMP!)

95 of teens would have

a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was

standing

on the edge of a tower ready to

jump.

I am 1 of the 5 screaming:

"JUMP BITCH, JUMP!!"

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When life hands you skittles

Chuck them at someones face

And yell...

TASTE THE FUCK'N RAINBOW!

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the shit you hear

ABOUT ME

might be true...

Then agian,

It could be as FAKE

as the bitch who told you(:

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Friends stop you to ask if you're ok. Best friends scream, "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!!"

We're not bitches we just don't like you. (Me n my friends)

May god have mercy on my enemies...

cuz I sure as hell won't.

Whoever said anything was possible,

never tried slamming a revolving door.

(Mmmhmmmmz)

It's a beautiful day...

now watch some asshole fuck it up.

(I told someone that after I punched them...I promise they deserved it.)

I did not

hit you

I simply

high-fived

your face.

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Didn't give

a fuck yesterday,

don't give a

fuck today, probably

won't give a fuck

tomorrow.

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-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

-Did you know Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

The difference between friends and best friends

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

F: Never asks for food or drink

BF: Is the reason your fridge is empty

F:Bail you out of jail

BF: In the next cell saying "Damn we messed up, again!"

F:Only knows a few things about you.

BF: Is writing a embarassing biography you don't know about as we speak.

F:Knocks on the door.

BF:Comes in saying "I'm Hoooooome"

if you can raed tihs,cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod!

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,but
easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Therapy helps...

but screaming obsenities

is faster and cheaper.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now say the word "cow" after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now say the word "cow" before and after each word:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I
Long
How
Look

Now read from the bottom up:

Cows
About
Talking
Idiot
This
Got
I

Put this on your
page if you LOVE
Naruto!

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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