Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, my name is Holy Llama and I'm the author upon whose profile you have unwittingly stumbled. I'd insert some form of evil laughter here, but I would sound like a twelve-year-old on helium.

To paraphrase Kakashi, I like a lot of things and dislike a few, and my dreams really aren't anyone's business but my own. I will tell you that I am a rabid anime/manga lover and I prefer subbed anime to dubbed.

I appreciate getting reviews for my work, especially if they contain some measure of constructive criticism. I do support the right to free speech, but I would ask that any reviewer be conscious of their speech when submitting a review of my work. If you would like to tell me that I'm doing something well, great. If you would like to point out what I'm doing wrong, that's perfectly fine as well; I just ask that you include references as to what I'm doing wrong, why it's wrong,and possible tips or tricks to help me correct that problem. "It just is" does not constitute a valid reason as to why something is wrong. I will warn you now that I have absolutely no patience with flamers or anyone else who leaves reviews that simply state that I or my work suck. I do understand that it is your right to leave such reviews. But do realize that I can and I will exercise my right of free speech to lampoon the stuffing out of those flames. If they're badly spelled, that's just fuel to the fire.

Thanks, all!

Holy Llama

30 November 2009: Yes, all you metaphorical Virginias (Virginiae? Virginiai?), that is an update to Yet, Never. Work is resuming on that piece. I can't and won't promise regularly scheduled updates - especially not during the holiday season! - but I will do the best I can. Happy Thanksgiving (better late than never!)

9 April 2009: No updates to any of my stories (please don't kill me!) - writer's block and job hunting, y'know? For those of you that are interested in the slightest, I direct your attention to my change in email. As Hotmail has decided to conveniently ignore the fact that I've been using their services for at least a year, I have switched over to GMail. Whoo.

24 September 2008: Yet, Never is going back on hiatus again, sorry to say. Between trying to find a job in the outer world and what I've got for Sweetest in the Gale, I'm coming up with absolute bubkiss for Yet, Never. It won't be completely scrapped, no worries there, but there may be some rewrites once Sweetest in the Gale is finished, just by virtue of developing Elyssia's voice and character through Sweetest. Thank you for your reviews and hits and just taking the time to read my work; it means a lot.

30 July 2008: All right, so maybe Yet, Never and Sweetest aren't so hiatus-y. There are new chapters of Sweetest in the Gale already up, with the promise of more tickling at the back of my brain, and I'm about midway through Chapter 18 of Yet, Never. At a sticky little point that has the distinct opportunity to take a hard left out of canon, yes, but hopefully I should be able to settle which way to go and have it out within the next week. I hope. Thanks for your hits, reviews, and patience!

1 May 2008: Yet, Never, in Extremity and Sweetest in the Gale are officially on hiatus until further notice. No, I have not abandoned these fics (I like the characters too much!), but my primary concern has lately shifted to an original work that's been brewing for over a year that I will, more than likely, farm out for publishing when it's finished. As such, my fanfics have taken a bit of a backseat, and I don't think it's fair to myself, the stories, or my readers to churn out subpar work, not when I've gotten such a good idea of how my work has been received so far. This is also not mentioning that the idea fount has kind of shriveled and dried lately, or the legal controversy currently surrounding the Harry Potter Lexicon. I may update sporadically, but I'm not going to try and get anyone's hopes up.

18 April 2008: Over 1500 hits to Yet, Never, in Extremity - excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor, and allow me to point you (my wonderful, wonderful readers) to Sweetest in the Gale, the account of a certain bard during the NWN2 series. Hopefully, it will turn out as a fairly good "re-write" of the events, and provide some good backstory and points of reference for anyone that is unfamiliar with that particular corner of the D&D-verse. Hopefully, I'll also have Chapter 18 of Yet, Never out before too long, too. Thanks for the hits and to all of you who reviewed!

11 March 2008: Yet, Never, in Extremity has been revamped to my (current) satisfaction, plus that new chapter I promised is up. I'm utterly amazed by the number of hits this story has received - thank you to everyone who's read and reviewed, and please keep 'em coming! I love hearing from you. Thank you again for your patience!

14 November 2007: Yet, Never, in Extremity is undergoing heavy revision at the moment - there are several things I'm not happy with now that I've had a chance to play NWN2: Mask of the Betrayer and several things that reviewers (you lovely people, you!) have brought to my attention that need to be fixed. I still think the idea's sound, it's just the execution that needs work. Hopefully, I'll have that done before too long, with nifty new chapters, too! Thanks for your patience!