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HEYYYY i'm Chrystal i think i'm fun to be around and ver silly lolz!! I love love loveeeeeeee the Twilight series they were awesome hate Jacob Black thiugh ahahah(sorry Jacob lovers :) But anywayzz i'm pretty crazy soo don't be scared when i lk randomly just start yelling omgggg I lovvveeee Edward ahahha!! UMMMM lETS SEEE i love alternative rock music my fav and i love to act,dance and sing it is soooo much fun hahah!! I also love the parodies on here!! They are sooo coolio!! So that's it most pplzz will hear fro me hahaha soo b very afaraid lolz!!:D

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Teardrops On My Guitar by themirrorofenoimard reviews
Edward is in love with someone and Bella is heartbroken, she follows a trail of clues that leads her to his mystery girl. E&B/EM&R/A&J. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,079 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1989 - Favs: 1,637 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to Twilight the Parody. Read that one first before this! This gets funnier near the middle and end, so give it a chance please. Eclipse parody is now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Eclipse the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Sequel to "New Moon the Parody", 3rd part to "Twilight the Parody". Make sure that you read these two first before this one, or else you will be missing out on a lot. Very funny, check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2008
Note Passing: The sequel! by sugarhigh123 reviews
The sequel to Note Passing. Will Tyler "come out of the closet?" What's Bella's epiphany about Mike? Is Emmett bipolar? Why hasn't Mr. Banner made his move on Bella yet? Funnier than the 1st one. Flames used to burn jacob in hell... you know the rest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Twilight the Parody by sugarhigh123 reviews
Here is a parody of Twilight. I think it's pretty funny, but thats just my opinion... By the way, I LOVE twilight, so this wasn't meant to offend anyone. Both sequels now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Note Passing by sugarhigh123 reviews
What happens when people pass notes and get caught? Sort of funny I think, if you have my sense of humor. Mike, Mrs. Goff, Mr. Banner's fan club, it's all there. Flames will be used to help me burn jacob in hell. Sequel is much better, so read it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete