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If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. TOTALLY!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!) WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them.. sadly.. SSAHC, Kumquat121, gilmoregirl4ever ( I am the most uncoordinated person in the world), The Wizard of Kazath (pathetic, I know), Kayko(Getting on the bus and school steps.) soccerandfootballgurl94

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you lived in a different world, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you agree, that purple bunnies WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile

I'm bored..If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do..

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm not paranoid.. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Why is it that whenever a person you totally don’t know starts to yawn, you yawn too, and then it starts a chain reaction of people yawning? Does that mean that it travels across the world making everyone yawn? Does it reach China in the next day?

Why to psychics have to ask for your name? Shouldn't’t they have already "seen" it?

If Wal-Mart is lowing prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the drive way?

Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Isn’t it funny how the word politics is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many in Latin, and tics meaning 'bloodsucking creatures?'

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave; hegrabbed her arm and said, "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die."

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I agree with the dictionary. Gals before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

You learn at least one new thing every day, though the vast majority of those things usually aren't learned in school.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Hamie120, Queen of Britannia, 000kayko000

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you've known your best friend since kindergarten, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you listen to music too much copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let that stupid rabbit have the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your profile!

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table or wall for no reason, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (And in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

If you think rap is the most God-awfulness thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.-And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you..copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Patronus Charm, TitanicLover3, 000kayko000

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Don’t get me started..

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..quote; Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV..Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think radio NASCAR is the most stupid thing ever to be invented, copy this into your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol..put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

You know you live in 2008 when..

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

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This is kitty. If you think that kitty deserves to share world domination with bunny,
copy and paste this into your profile so they can rule the world together.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

If you love the rain copy this in to your profile

If you think Writer's block sucks copy this in to your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D WHO DOESN’T! ;)

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fan fiction, were writing a story for fan fiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw (Its fun), Littlewhisker ((haha, I get so much done that way!) Patronus Charm (if i don't due something other than home work while doing homework I can't do my homework. does that make any sense? 000kayko000)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you secretly like copying and pasting all these things into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. YUM!

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.