About me: You don't need to know any of that ;)

Favourite shows for fanfiction: South Park and most other current animated comedies (including The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Cleveland Show, Bob's Burgers, Futurama). I enjoy South Park stories that are well-written and believable for the show, so I immediately switch off whenever I see something like 'South Park High' or one of the 90% of stories that feature non-canon gay couples (most seem to be a combination of the two). As well as 'deleted scenes' (if they are interesting and 'realistic' enough), I also like seeing good cross-over stories between animated shows, but there doesn't seem to be too many around...

Favourite South Park episodes: Casa Bonita, Ginger Kids, Scott Tenorman Must Die, Red Man's Greed, Grey Dawn, Imaginationland, Cartoon Wars, Simpsons Did It, Future Self N' Me, Obama Wins, The Snuke, Cow Days, Cartmanland, Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes, Butters' Bottom Bitch, Insheeption, Crack Babies, Bass to Mouth, 200/201, The Ungroundable, Informative Murder Porn (still probably missing loads here...)

Coming soon: A guide to any original characters I use in my stories

I have some stories in mind that I am thinking of writing, and my other ideas are listed below, so feel free to comment and suggest the ones that would be good for a next attempt. Most of these will probably never see the light of day, so just use your imaginations from the summaries below:

The Sabotage Stylist - Stan has a cunning plan to solve one of Kyle's most frequent worries. Can he manipulate the manipulator into doing something which could make both of his friends happy? (if anyone wants to know more about this one and wants to write it get in touch, I like the idea (and will happily help anyone who wants to do it), but I just don't see myself writing it)

Future-cut - Just when he thought it was safe to go near one of Stewie's machines again, Stan ends up in a freak lightning accident, and swaps places in time with a 19th-century clone of himself that Stewie made as an experiment. Luckily for Stan's parents, 'Austin Grarsh' looks and acts exactly the same as the boy he replaced, he just doesn't know how to fit in well in his new timeline, so it is up to Kyle to take him home and keep up the secret until his real best friend is brought back from the past. (Another idea which I like, but don't see myself going through with all the way, same as above)

Multiverse Mechanics - A malfunction in Stewie's multiverse device leaves him stuck in an alternate reality where the world is near-empty. 'Recruiting' a large team of people from the towns that he knows best, can Stewie, Brian, and the kids from South Park help to fix the universe that he created? (the idea I have is a very long one and will probably never go beyond a few chapters (and be forever incomplete unless I make changes))

yug deEdn't say i Couldn't Do it - After learning about an 'awesome house' in France that has been left completely unguarded, Cartman sets out on a journey to break into it, find the deed, and claim the place as his own. He just didn't count on someone else in South Park being equally committed to protecting it for its rightful owners...

Stewie's Carving [Dimensional Settlement Conception God] - Stewie takes Brian and some friends from South Park to his newest project - the cloning of a town that previously only existed on TV.

Stan-ted Development - After a reporter succeeds in a worldwide campaign that makes 'Stan' the worst possible name to have, Stanley Marsh, Stanford Pines, and Staniel Smith team up to try and turn things around with the help of Kyle, Dipper, and Roger. Possibly linked to Stewie's Carving.

Back to the Wharf Again - After borrowing a time machine from South Park's Star Trek nerds, Louise Belcher returns from a trip to 1985 to find that she messed up her parents' first meeting. Before she is erased, she now has to travel back and you know the rest...

Cartception (a.k.a. Sleepover @ Stan's) - A villain decides that instead of taking direct revenge on society, there is a more creative way to do it, and hires a specialist to implant a number of secrets into the twisted mind of Eric Cartman. Stewie Griffin realises he has the most to lose, and brings together a trusted ensemble team to break into some dreams and steal back the secrets before Cartman does. (would probably be set after 'Multiverse Mechanics', not sure of too many details right now, but I know that it would contain some more involved viewer votes (such as who stays in the storyline, where they will go, etc.))

Never Gets Old - Set during 'Ass Burgers'. Stan's life is pretty much back to normal. There's only one thing left to do, and he's making it more difficult than it needs to be.