Hermione wakes up one morning to find that someone has sent her a special charm, representing their heart. Who is this mysterious admirer, and will Hermione find herself falling for them? Dramione.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.