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Human!Stuck, Erisol. Two boys who had known (hated) each other back in high school are now rooming together in college, and they come to find that there may have been more to their feelings from way back when. It also turns out that Eridan has a secret-one that Sollux never would have guessed. -There are triggers in this story-

When Karkat, A scholarship student, enters Skaia University he's in for a surprise. College isn't what he expected, love isn't what he expected, and most definitely Gamzee makara isn't what he expected. This is my first story please be gentle it will get a little explicit late but for now it's tame.. This is a homestuck AU and contains GamKar

A simple compilation of AUs from the Will You Please JohnDave AU.

Antonio was one of the older kids of the orphanage who has some dubious relationship with Francis. His attention shifted when one of the new kids, Lovino, entered the orphanage. Suddenly, he had this obsession that he wanted to make the younger teen cry. REWRITTEN. Originally titled as "I'd Love to See You Cry," Spain/Romano, France/Spain, brotherly Itacest.

They had told him to relax. It was only high school. It wasn't like he was on death row. But according to Eridan Ampora, that was a complete lie. EriSol, CroKri, JohnDave, RoseMary, EqiNep, various other ships. High school AU. Rated M just in case...

Humanstuck! Eridan was just taking a stroll to the private beach one afternoon, he hadn't expected to see a mythical creature. When Feferi brings him along to her parent's aquarium, he hadn't expected to help the merman out of the tank, or having to keep him hidden in the house from his father. Oh the things he does just because of a few feelings. Erisol, hints at other pairings.

In a seemingly harmless story come to life, group of friends find themselves taken into a world where Darkness consumes the land. With the forces of Darkness growing stronger every moment, will they be able learn of the Darkness and defeat it against all odds? And can they realize even more about themselves? EriSol, AU, LOZ Twilight Princess setting. Rated M just in case.

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

The second that Wade entered their apartment, Peter stormed over to him and ripped off his mask, crashing their lips together, pleasantries for the moment abandoned.

A lot of people get nervous. A lot of people doubt themselves. And I'm like that. But my doubts are nowhere to be seen at exactly the wrong times. Someday I'll want to sky dive out of a plane and think I'll be perfectly fine not pulling out the parachute. And the voices of doubt weren't there when I got involved with him, just an "I told you so," to myself when things went wrong.

Sollux Captor is perfectly happy with his small group of friends until one night, when his friend Karkat demands a computer repair. There, he meets Eridan Ampora, and suddenly, Sollux is seeing him everywhere. Humanstuck, M for language, sexual content, and violence. Primarily Erisol with a multitude of other ships. Complete, so please don't start following this story!

Merthur fluff. one-shot. Complete. Rated M to be safe, nothing to really warrant it though. I own nothing!

My first Merthur slash. Arthur and Merlin being all cute.

Last night, Merlin was beaten up by a drunk knight. Arthur is not happy to see that. Set season one. Bromance.

Canon, AU. Merlin's been doing his best to keep Arthur happy as newly crowned king, but after one night's screw up, the king wrongfully banishes him from the kingdom. Merlin flees the castle, and finds himself traveling as a healing warlock. During the course of two, long years, Merlin struggles to find his home once more, only to realize it's been with his king all along.

Modern AU: Merlin has school early on Thursdays, so he has to leave Arthur alone. However, Arthur doesn't even know how to boil water. Merlin thinks of a clever way to help Arthur through the morning. [It probably has some grammar mistakes, please excuse my laziness of not fixing them.] Also, first attempt to write a Merthur.

Houston's local heartthrob Dave Strider didn't think love would find him until it slammed into him at the park and spilled coffee on his favourite hoodie. Predictably, Dave doesn't handle love all that well and quickly spirals into a huge, sappy, lovesick mess as the object of his affection brutally massacres his cool kid facade without even realising he's doing so.

Antonio finds himself looking for a boy who had vanished many years ago. He soon has a strange encounter with a mysterious teen with tally marks on his arm and finds himself wondering what the boy could possibly be hiding, and may soon find out. Sadly, he hadn't made the best first impression. "Francis, I'm going to have to hang up on you. I think I just ran somebody over."

One shot, first attempt at fan fic. Arthur confesses his emotions to Merlin, Merlin responds. Merthur, obviously. Rated 'M' because they end up naked together, but the scene is all about the Merthur romance feels. Enjoy!

Arthur gets spectacularly drunk during the feast celebrating his coronation, and says some things to Merlin that make Merlin doubt everything he thought he knew to be true.

Loving Arthur was easy; being in love with him was anything but.

A new get-together story, completely separate from my others. Hard to summarise without giving it away so... you'll just have to trust me. BBRae, some background RobStar. T for safety.

Raven gets injured in battle and only Beast Boy can save her.

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

KISSES!

Wade and Peter like to play silly games in bed

Human AU, Spamano. When Lovino was little he was given away to the Carriedo family. Now he and their son, Antonio is dating secretly. Suck at summaries, sorry. Changed the title from Heta High to what it is now.

A 30 Day OTP Challenge for BroJohn. Some smut, some fluff. (This is one of those AU's where Dirk and Bro are pretty much the same person).

Kevin has problems with coming out and acts differently with Edd in private than in public. Edd just wants the secrets to stop. Will Kevin come to his senses in time to work it out?

In which Merlin has midnight-to-two insomnia, and he talks online to a stranger, or so he thinks. Merlin/Arthur. Merthur. Modern day AU.

Lovino Vargas, 23, met Antonio Fernandez-Carriedo, 25, four years ago. Now they're co-workers and... potential lovers? Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but... Well, you're kind of tsundere. Who keeps sending out dear Lovino red roses and poems? Is is Antonio or someone entirely different?

John is more than a little surprised when his lifelong bro comes his way to play a gig, but little does he know, meeting face to face will raise far more issues than what they'll talk about during the visit. DaveJohn AU.

John broke his arm after he fell down the stairs, and Dave wants to be the first one to draw on his cast. Pepsicola. So fluffy you'll suffocate. T for language I guess. For Maia 3

Arthur has been coerced by Morgana into volunteering at the local community theatre. He was expecting to hate it. He wasn't expecting Merlin.

If you like deadpool and spidey then read away!

Deaf!John and Dave John has been going to speech therapy for a few months to tell a special strider a special something. How will Dave react?

Wade needs Peter's help

Plenty of people that collect things. Buttons, weird rocks, creepy dolls, y'know . I kind of picked up a habit of collecting relationships, collecting peoples affection. I was an addict. I couldn't stop. Until the was one kid that made me screw over everything I'd built up. I let it all crumble to win his affection and I messed up. (JohnDave Humanstuck. I don't own homestuck!)

Eridan and Sollux are fighting, yet again, when Sollux accidentally grabs a hold of Eridan's scarf and it comes off showing his self inflicted scars.

Kevin likes Edd. Kevin needs a tutor. Is this the chance he's been waiting for?

John has a piano recital today, and is highly nervous at the fact that his long time crush Dave will probably see through his lie and show up. Of course, Dave knows, and wants to help calm him down in more ways than one. John/Dave smut.

welp, this is the first time i'm posting to here so... have some ridiculously sweet pepsicola. Upon getting the "7 Minutes In Heaven" dare, Dave is sure it's his and Harley's turn first. So is John. Lots of locked doors, shenanigans and mistaken identities ensue... Teen and up for language I guess?

This feeling is a crush. But what if... it's more than a crush? This ache, this longing, feels real- permanent. What if it is? Cronkri. Set before the game. One-shot.

John and Dave decide to go the neighborhood firework show together. John has something in mind for later but Dave ends up giving him the surprise of his life.

Dave and John go to the playground and play a game where John is ironically the princess and Dave is the brave knight. Terezi and Equius play an important roll in the game as well. Dave soon confesses his feelings to his friend through the game when he "rescues" him from the "dragon"

John's terrified of storms and Dave has to come to his rescue. Mostly fluff. JohnDave. Oneshot. Prompt. Rated T for swearing, so on and so forth.

'Topping' is a good skill for ever sub to learn, as Dave teaches John. (Crospposted from ao3)

You are currently sitting against a wall watching horny guys and girls grind on each other while dancing. You guessed it, its prom night. And the only reason you are here is because your best friend-also crush- Dave Strider told you he had a surprise for you. Will you stay or abscond? JohnDave, smut yaaay

Mermaid!Eridan and Karkat just random fluff.

When the time for Gilbert to leave the academy finally arrived, Lovino then realizes how much the albino had changed his life, and how much his presence meant and his absence so heartbreaking to him.

Lovino was never good at math. Lucky for him, Gilbert is there to the "rescue". Human! AU, PrussiaxRomano.

AmeBel AU. Natalia is a girl who works at the local book store. One day an annoying blonde boy comes in looking for a book, and Natalia instantly dismisses him for the idiot he seems to be. However, when he saves her life, she ends up wondering if there's more to him than meets the eye. Oneshot.

John is tired of his daily routine and hates it even more on his birthday. But that routine is different today when he gets hit by a car. one-shot. This is NOT sadstuck. It's happystuck. I just felt like writing and this was the result.

Lovino Vargas is a 23 year old author who never really bothered to get close to anyone, but one day he meets a certain Spaniard who somehow manages to be everywhere Lovi is at the exact same time and place! And now the poor Italian can't seem to get rid of the bastard! Spamano

A Humanstuck CroTuna/ CroMit/ TunaFish or whatever you want to call it. Cronus starts college and notices a student he used to "tease" in high school. They eventually become friends and then more. Smut occasionally. You have been warned. P.S. my friend helped with the nicknames and she is great.

After a successful night of too-old trick-or-treating, John and Dave have a very serious debate. Pairing: DaveJohn, JohnDave, PepsiCola, Hammertime. Rated T for mild language and cute yaoi fluff.

After a year of dating, Romano and Spain decided to explore their kinks. They already did Romano's. Tonight, they had do to Spain's. Oneshot. More info in the A/N.

A short one-shot about Kagami having a not so innocent crush on Kuroko. Maybe Kuroko's not as innocent as people thought he is. Chptr 2 up! :)

A few weeks with not talking, and a skype call goes naughty.

Another rp I did with a friend of mine. I wrote the parts of Dave and edited it; she wrote the parts of John. So what goes down is, John feels down for no reason at all and what does his best friend in the whole world do? That's right, Dave takes him out to forget about everything and maybe even start something new.

A jade blood and a mutant own a flower shop, but one day a simple choice makes a certain violet blood walk into their store. Basically, I got a prompt like two months ago and I just finished it. It's supposed to be from the point of view of some omnipresent being (like Doc Scratch but not really) So yeah, enjoy. Cronkri

Your name is John Egbert and goddamn it you should not be this turned on by rubbing aloe vera lotion on Dave – your best, completely platonic, bro-friend's shoulders.

T Suggested... hehe, hey I didn't write it so..yeah. XD pairings: HammerTime : Dirk/Jake (you'll c ;D ) : Rosemary(hinted) Idea: John and Dave run two different clubs, they make a bet and start a drinking game. SHENANIGANS Brought to my attention that the song Drunken Lullabies by Flogging Molly fits too. Brought to me by: tetra67082229 TY Tetra.

Another rp done with a really good friend of mine, Rhia *love you girl*. John invites Dave over to a bro's movie night, nothing complicated right? Combine awkward teen crushes, derping around and Nic cage well, this movie night could lead to more.

Dating isn't always a shoujo manga, especially if you're a combination of a dense duo. Kagami could never actually figure out what his boyfriend was thinking, even after a year of being together.

Dave Strider and John Egbert are sitting in Dave's apartment one day, and they start to play Pokémon Black. John starts a bet with Dave that if either of them won the battle, the other would have to do whatever they said. Dave makes a dirty trick, which eventually leads to dirtier things. Rated M for smut, language, and some intense Pokémon references. JohnDave, and a bit of GamKar

Just a short drabble I did for my own amusement. Mostly rated T because Dave okay. Dave was given a special job for his life. Dave Strider is the Shota Keeper, keeping evil at bay.

"I had done more than and acrobatic fucking pirouette. I was a fucking Olympic diver, vaulting off the board, performing an entire fucking ballet mid-air before completely missing the deep end." Dirk wanted a cat. Something easy and low-maintenance. And then he bought a dog, which turned out not to be a dog. Rated M because buttsex.

When the low blood Sollux is found with three cuts on his back by none other than Eridan Ampora, he is carried back to the man's hive. Eridan cleans the wounds and they slowly realize their feelings for each other... Go beyond just a normal friendship.

Humanstuck. 15-year-old Cronus Ampora goes out of his way to piece and match a perfect date with his #1 crush out of all crushes ever, Kankri Vantas. However, the night of their date, the world seems just to crash down on Cronus and makes him change all his plans, which may or may not be such a bad thing after all.

Dave was..in a painful place and all of these goddam memories of John kept coming to him. From their first conversation to meeting in real life, Dave's been in love with John but can he tell him before he goes under? Character death. Sadstuck

Is it possible to still love someone, even though you know you can't stay with them? How do you tell them that you have to leave soon? How do you take their hands, look them in the eye and say that you're dying? Even when on your deathbed you can't say it. All you can say is that your sorry, you were stupid and selfish, and that leaving them alone is your only regret.

Sequel to 'A Natural Progression.' Festivals in hot, Japanese summers are brutal (at least, as far as Kuroko is concerned). It's a fortunate thing that Kagami is used to Kuroko's lack of tolerance for heat, athleticism, and effort in general. Air conditioned apartments are much, much better, and lazing about in bed turned to other things (courtesy of teenage hormones, ofc).

John messed up. Really badly. Dave was going to be soooo mad. O.O **REUPLOADED because I swore in the summary last time.**

Riko receives a letter from Kagami and Kuroko's teacher saying that they two needs to study with Kuroko being the tutor and Kagami as the student, the problem is, Inter-High is also up and Seirin needs to participate without Kuroko and Kagami! Revovles only around Kagami and Kuroko's confession! KagaKuro!

This is a one-shot I wrote for a contest on youtube by plinkoceans! :) The pairings are John/Dave! I hope you enjoy!

John and Dave try to pull off their high school pranks and get caught. They are forced to do community service at a local church Easter weekend. They are just a couple of dorks. Total best friend fluff. Rated T for language I guess. K otherwise.

John and Dave arm wrestle on a picnic. John/Dave oneshot fluff. Rated T for language.

Solluxander Captor is an Elven mercenary given the task of escorting the Prince and Princess out of the city. Will he manage to keep them both safe? Or will he end up castrating the annoying bratty Prince Eridan? Eventual erisol. Possible smut?

Set post-Interhigh tournament, pre-Winter Cup. It isn't rocket science why Kagami is avoiding him, but it *is* annoying. Kuroko, never one to sugar coat (even when delicate teenage hormones happen to be involved), takes it upon himself to address the issue by simply showing up at Kagami's apartment. Things are brought to a head, as they often are with Kagami involved.

No matter how long they had been together, Romano could never fully understand how much Spain loves him. So, when Spain is turned into a child, who could ever doubt a child's sincerity? Romano will be slightly OOC since he's dealing with a child ahah.

Great memories can sometimes only bring pain. Can Sollux bring Eridan back and make him relive what they lost? Inspired by and modeled off of "The Vow". Sollux/Eridan, rated M just for language and suggestive themes (possibly).

John loves to call Dave at the most randomest of hours just to hear his accent. [Rated T for language]

You name is Dave Strider and you are currently failing biology. That's not to say you're bad at biology, or that freshman biology is even that difficult of a course. No, you failing biology has much more to do with a certain someone situated a mere foot and a half in front of you.

Everyday he comes in, everyday he orders the same drink, and everyday she watches him leave with one free cookie and an iced coffee. ((Humanstuck one-shot where Feferi works at Starbucks and Eridan is a regular. Thanks for reading! Reviews are greatly appreciated as always uvu))

Ever let that one person go, only to realize the mistake would haunt you even though you've seemingly moved on, to parenthood even?

"Your name is Dave Strider and the love of your life has just slapped you and seems affect by amnesia."

You didn't notice before but your sleeves scrunched up to your elbows and the pink marks are visible now. You freeze as Dave does too and grabs both of your arms and just stares. Finally he looks up at you and his eyes are wide and you can see every emotion in those ruby eyes. And you can see that he's scared. Warning: BoyXBoy Please comment!

Dave discovers something John has been hiding during their first night together in real life. In Dave's POV. WARNING: mention of cutting, very brief mention of suicide.

Jake loves Dirk but Dirk loves her. Or does he? "He is still your best bro and bro's help eachother with things like this… Even if it means that your happiness will be taken away, it is a small price to pay, to see Dirk smile." Rated T for later chapters ((Forgot it in story: Disclaimer: I do not own characters. They belong to Andrew Hussie.)) COMPLETE.

Another holiday special! A day in the life of Dave and John. What a better way to wake up the day than morning sex? But that doesn't promise a good day. Written from three different tenses to indicate different times. Fragmented story. First person Point of View from Dave. Warning: Character Death

When England and France laid claim to the New World and took on mentorship of the North American twins, they knew life was going to be more...challenging. They didn't, however, count on wild America and unpredictable Canada changing fate and laying their own claims to their mentors' hearts. After all, the only thing harder than raising countries is eventually letting them go.

Dave is in love with his best bro who sadly doesn't reciprocate. Sadstuck, Smut, just trying to get back into the swing of things. might make an alternate ending.

In which John fights pathetically for his heterosexuality and epically loses. Oh and Karkles has red room feelings for Nepeta. My first fic. This thing is psycotic.

Someone requested fluffy red Cronkri and I kind of imagined this happening.

New years already passed, I know, but I was in the mood to do this. Besides, this is my first fanfic.

Humanstuck. Eridan and Feferi spend a day together. Just an EriFef fic I wrote for a friend.

After two years of watching and admiring, Antonio Carriedo finally got his chance to be with his crush, Lovino... Well, sort of. After losing a bet, Lovino is forced to stay with him for an entire week but what happens when feelings are shared and secrets are revealed? (Rated M for a reason!)

One Shot. Kagami heads home from Kuroko's house after studying. The basketball idiot, of course, forgets his bag. What he finds upon going back to retrieve his bag is nothing he ever would have expected. Kuroko masturbating to... the thought of him? This is the day of equinox. The day the light and shadow come to an equal length. Special help from Nigou and Kuroko's mother.

It takes sweeps before either of them notice it. It wasn't until they were twelve sweeps old and the ascension was approaching that either of them noticed what should have been obvious to them. Karkat didn't look as old as he should have were he the maroon blood he posed as.

Sometimes a troll ends up in a quadrant with another that isn't quite the right fit. And sometimes that realization has to be foisted upon them. By fate, by chance, or by design, Karkat's starting to realize somethings about his moiralligence with Gamzee.

Karkat Vantas, a young prince, must travel through the black forest to reach his fiance's kingdom. Only the Black forest is the most dangerous place in all the kingdoms. Only one Gamzee Makara, a deranged man, can safely lead him through the darkest forest. Humanstuck

You don't care what anyone says. Bro Strider is yours. AU.

It's a folder. It's labeled only "March." Just bored enough to wonder what's inside, Sollux double clicks the folder. His multicolored eyes widen substantially. Hooooollly cow. Before him is a grainy webcam photo of Eridan, and that's not even the most horrifying part. Redrom Eridan/Sollux smut.

Have you ever went for just a quick dip? So has Sollux Oneshot lemon as always you bitches know my style Sorry for the unprofessional Summary but i'm tired tonight but i dare you to click on this because it WILL be worth it.

Sollux has just finished a video game, and now he is hungry. He decides to call Eridan who is a kick ass chef, but will this meal end like it should? Fail Summary is a Fail!

Antonio lets an argument go a little too far, and Lovino refuses to listen to his apologies. Perhaps, if Antonio shows the stubborn Italian exactly how sorry he is, rather than just saying it, he'll be more inclined to listen. Spamano oneshot.

Christmas Special. JohnDave. An extremely fluffy two part story about accidentally finding your other half. Coffee Shop AU.

Of pancakes and cracked gems. (TOSOTH-verse)

Gilbert is the first to awaken, for once, but rather than get out of bed, he chooses to spend the time with his girlfriend. For the Prumano Secret Santa. Rated K plus for language.

AU. (Written for the kinkmeme). Whatever Karkat expected to happen if someone ever discovered his blood, it was not this. In fact, "get kidnapped by juggalo to be used as paint can" featured pretty far down the list.

I guess Lovina is a compulsive liar. And I am a thickhead. Antonio's POV.

Romano is not one to dance, not for Spain, even for the strangeness of the Dance, Dance Revolution. Or his he?

Growing up in a tough household, Natalia finds her only relief in fellow student Alfred F. Jones.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your moirail is acting really fucking strange. You mean, stranger than usual. Pale-to-Flushed!Gamkar fic featuring Black!Gamrezi, eventual Pale!Johnkat and implied one-sided Black!Davekat.

Simply Put: John and Karkat both like each other but need some help to figure it out.

Jake balanced two serving platters, each in one hand: one with their drinks, and another with Dave's nachos and a stack of plates and silverware. The older brunet took notice of John's eyes on him, and he just winked at him with a lopsided, toothy grin. John just managed to smile back before looking down to his lap and rubbing his suddenly warm cheeks. AU, Jake x John, Oneshot.

"Scars. Ugly, deep, thick ones. At one point she was convinced that her body was held together by scar tissue." AmeBel One-Shot. Human AU. Natalya's had a troubled past, but Alfred does everything he can to help make up for it. Rated T for mutilation.

Eridan has been crushing on his geeky friend, Sollux Captor, for some time now. Unfortunately, they have a rather complicated relationship since they switch from friends to enemies on a daily basis. Unsure of what to do about his feelings, Eridan decides to confide in his friend, Feferi, about his troubles. Will he be able to admit his feelings to Sollux? Or will he chicken out?

The ups, the downs, and everything in between that Antonio and Lovino faced throughout their lives. Spamano; different one-shots in the same AU: Some decisions and slip-ups are for the best. Or so, Antonio thought. Then again, without risks, they'd be stuck in a never-ending dance... and that caramel flavored kiss wouldn't have happened.

He watches her, but he'll never get close. A conintuation from If Only it was That Easy. America's side.

This is a really long and fluffy Hammertime story that is set during game and in a hypothetical end game. It was written during the Aug '12 hiatus so I tried to keep canon up to that point. Dave is in love with his best friend, but will always put his best friend first.

Somewhere in a city, many miles off from a world that is not cruel, is a girl, and she is quiet, with a book in her lap. Because there is nothing better to do.

Bro gets a barbell for his tongue piercing that is the colour of John's eyes, and so John decides to return the favour. They make out in the kitchen.

Someone is hurting Natalya, but she won't tell Alfred who. Short One-Shot. AmeBel/AmericaXBelarus. Rated T for abuse.

She cannot find the courage, nor the right words to express her love, therefore she tries to continue her life as if she holds no feelings for him at all. A peek into Belarus's mind. AmeBel.

Bad summary i know, but Cronus is a muscian, so why not. Features fluffy CronusxKanrki Yaoi warning, nothing M-rated but if you hate it, don't read it

Well, you got a gun, and an open window. You've finished of a bottle, and the skys calling. What shall you do, Gamzee? You just had enough, you can't do this anymore, not without him...You miss your Karbro... *Humanstuck AU*

Karkat constantly comes home to find his friend Gamzee dead. Let's see how the little crab reacts to all this. One shot. Rated T for Gamzee and Karkat of course

I should have been mad. I should have been screaming right now. But I just couldn't...Not very good at summary's...sorry. WARNING: Character Death, song fic-Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley

Italy is going to Mr. Germany's house to learn to be a better fighter and try not to be so useless. Has Italy bitten off more than he can chew? Or will he impress Germany and gain his respect? 3rd person Germany and Italy One shot lemon. There is some S&M [sadist and masochist]. Those who are squeamish shouldn't read it.

A short scene where Dr. Vargas is fed up with his oh-so-dutiful (clingy) patient. And...somehow, it leads to a kiss.

SpainxFem!Romano - Spain always treats Romano like a little child, why is that? Fem!Romano cuz I felt like it and because its Romano, its rated T.

Misunderstandings can be a good or bad thing. Of course, it depends on different situations.

As Romano grew older, the kisses Spain gave him never changed, but his feelings did. And Spain was completely oblivious of it, as always. Oneshot, Spamano

It's Karkat's turn to choose a movie for movie night with John, and he gets the... ahem, "brilliant" idea of bringing a horror movie.

You only wish you knew what you were waiting for, because the idea of waiting for someone who you're not sure even exists is just too much to think about, despite your yearning and despite your years.

Romano has never had many friends. So when he, Italy, and Germany unexpectedly run into Spain, he doesn't know what to make of it, or even how a relationship is supposed to work! Spamano, rated T for language and maybe some sexual themes later on.

Feliciano is in his junior year of high school barely passing his academic classes and acing his artistic ones. Ludwig his best friend is the opposite passing all his classes with high marks and taking almost every AP class available. What happens when these two friends start to pass notes between classes read and see.

What if Romano knew about the reason Spain went to Austria? What if he SAW it? What happenes when, many years later, the truth comes out? Will they be able to resolve their problems? Pairings: Spamano and PruCan. Rating: Only for Romano's mouth. One-shot.

Kuroko and Kagami play a game of rock-paper-scissors to decide on who should show a side of himself that he doesn't want to show to the other.

So this was written from an idea my friend made up that karkat should get given bubble wrap by John and Karkat should go really cute with it so here it is XD Its a bit random and Karkat is slightly out of character but oh well enjoy this retarded short story (this is my first fanfic so any feedback is welcomed XD)

Why did the Spaniard always hope for the impossible? That Romano would come to him one day, confessing his feelings, and they would make LOVE? That they would cry out each others names, he could hold the Italian, wake up the next morning, and he would still be there?

Italy turns up at Germany's door one night, freezing cold and wet from the storm outside. Germany can't think of what to do with the shivering nation, but he knows one thing; he has to get him warm. But for some reason, Italy looks so much more gorgeous dripping wet and cold...

Before there was Alternia there was another world altogether. Trolls with longer lifespans helped those with shorter find happiness, and peace reigned. But no system is perfect, no system ready to account for all the possible abnormalities. And Karkat is definitely an abnormality. Can Gamzee, a guidance adjustor trainee, help him find his place? Lives Under the Pink Moon - Part 1

It's that human time of year and Feferi pressures Sollux to ask Eridan to the movies. When he finds that he's enjoying himself a bit more than he expected, things take an unexpected turn for the two. ((very anime and fluff)) EriSol Oneshot Rated T for some minor sexual content

John is visiting Dave over the summer and realizes that Dave is actually sad about some sort of thing.. Rated T because of reasons? I do not own Homestuck.

Since beginning a relationship with the Italian, Germany has found it hard to leave the comfort of his bed. Short Dabble.

Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki are going to the school dance. Tohru is trying to impress a special someone but doesn't think that he's impressed. Kyoru! short fluffy one-shot

Sequel to Ti Amo, Insegnante. Two years have passed since we left the teacher and his student, but a lot has changed in that time. Now, the day after Feliciano's 18th birthday, Ludwig waits anxiously in a cafe, but for whom, and for what reason? "Calm down, Ludwig. He promised he would see you again all those years ago. You have nothing to worry about."

After asking Lovina to prom and getting dissed infront of the whole lunch period, Antonio finds something he shouldn't. Gillian and Francis promise to help, but what happens when Lovi finds out his plan? Genderbend AU with a highschool setting. c:

"Will you sing me that song, Sol?" "Again?" "Yes, again!" EriSol, Fluff, Song-alterations. Rated T only for language.

Jake never understood why the boy would bother with someone like him. But if it made John as happy as it seemed to, he couldn't possibly deny him. Hitmanstuck AU, Jake x John, Windicuffs, Oneshot.

You never expected that you would miss having your stupid, clown-faced roommate around, but when you need him he's not there, even when your heart's been broken. So much for being your 'BeSt BrO'. GamKar humanstuck one-shot

Ludwig just wanted Feliciano to come to him. But he didn't know it would turn out like this... Human names used. TROLOLOLOLOLOL! GermanyxItaly

It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave

A tree. A tree? A TREE!

It all started out with a dare.

One party. Six boys. Everything can go right and wrong at once. As long as you don't stop the music. HUMANSTUCK. EriSol JohnKat GamTav. YAOI

Lovino gets sprayed by a skunk and the only way to get rid of the smell is with a tomato bath, right? Rated M for a reason.

Antonio, he's the enigma I can't seem to a child I thought he was stupid, ignorant to the ways of the world. As I got older however, I saw that wasn't the was a mask. There is a small non-descript rape scene between Spain and young!Romano, didn't want it originally, but it didn't flow without it.

Romano can't draw. Romano isn't nice. Romano can't cook. By accident, Spain tumbles in on Romano doing the one thing he is good at, and it takes his breath away. Rated for Romano's lovely language. Very light shonen-ai, shota, Spamano. Oneshot (PastaFreak Romano)

SPAMANO! rated t for fluffy goodness and of course Romano's angel voice... Pictures of Antonio as a pirate given to Romano through Feliciano who got them from Ludwig who got them from Prussia... bad touch trio amazingness... The story is better than the summery... :3

After Germany once again yells at Italy, Italy decides that the best way to make up for it is to make the day special. Of course, this includes...a gift! Surprised by Italy's gift, Germany thanks Italy in the strangest of ways...Rated M, yaoi so if you-no-likey, you-no-ready. Enjoy!

Human!AU - Prumano and GerIta fluff in the snow. Another request.

A stroke of a brush, a caress against a page of white. This was her passion. Fem!Itay

The bad friends trio pay the Italy brothers a visit, but what happens when Spain says something that he shouldn't have? How will Romano take it? Will a certain Prussian comfort him? Will I shut up and get on with the story? Probably. Prumano fluffy oneshot, rated T for language. This is my first fanfiction so please be nice.

The thing about arguing with your best friend is that they know exactly where to hit you to make it hurt the most. Dave/John, sort of pre-slash. Oneshot.

John decides to bring back one of the oldest yet still most amusing pranks ever. Karkat knows there's something going on but can't quite figure out what. While he waits for the perfect moment John finds himself able to enjoy some formerly forbidden treats. Well, almost anyway.

A year has passed since Ludwig said goodbye to Feliciano at the end of the second world war. But he still can't get the Italian out of his head. Disclaimer: This plays off the last episode of season four, so it could contain spoilers about how certain things go down. It's not that bad but thought I'd rather be safe than sorry and give a little **may contain spoilers** note.

In all fairness, America had been minding his own business when he was talking plans over with France. It's not his fault that England is an uproar over a certain book... nor is it his fault the book came into existence in the first place for once . FACE family reactions to 'Fifty Shades of Grey'.

Stupid drabble thing I wrote based off one of unluckyheadcanons.tumblr's headcanons. JohnDave pairing.

Prussia meets ChibiRomano. Inspired by a passage in my history textbook going on about how much Friedrich II loved Sicily- not Alte Fritz, but Frederick of the HRE, but the idea stuck in my head anyway. Tags on to 'It Works For Us', but just fine to read alone.

Just a fluffy one-shot involving John, Dave, and baby ducks Enjoy

Germany comes home from a long day at work to find Italy dancing while he prepares dinner. Italy hates when Germany watches him dance, but he loves the way the little Italian moves. At dinner, Italy finds out why, and figures he could use that against him later on... Bad summary, good story. Not sure what it should be rated so I went with M because of the mentions of a strip tease

Human!StuckKarkat just told his parents the truth, and now... Gamzee Please don't leave.

Dave needed John like he needed oxygen. John never had the courage to speak up. Little did they know how it would all turn out, **JOHNDAVE FLUFF ONE-SHOT** T for language!

You trust John. A lot. But you're not sure you can do it- how could you possibly reveal what's behind your shades? They hold too much. They're too vulnerable. JohnDave, pepsicola, hammertime

Dave's discovered he's sick, so he has to stay in the hospital. After a while, someone else has to occupy the other half of the room, some dork with an annoying laugh. Dave begrudges this at first, but then warms up to the new occupant. Very Sadstuck.

Lovino's sick and Antonio want's to help out. What will happen to his poor little tomato if he isn't able to help him. Antonio has to be the hero and help out Lovino to make him fill better. Man Antonio must really hate the mafia for trashing the south part of Italy and making Lovino sick. Rated T for later chapter's.

Never once have you ever fallen asleep during Ghostbusters. But right now you are very close. And Dave's shoulder is pretty comfortable. Maybe a few minutes wouldn't hurt... Johndave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime

Soul has everything going for him to woo Maka. Mood music, cheesy serenade, romantic gift, witch's death curse-say what!

Romano is still living in Spain's house, even though he is all grown up. When he is in need of an answer to a question that has been bothering him, Romano turns to Spain the boss. What will the turnout be?

There exists a disease in which a child is born with only half a functioning heart. The right side may work on its own for a time, but a heart cannot beat without its other half. But with care the other side of the heart can be guided toward life.

In which Italy tells you, the reader, why he loves Germany, and Germany tells you why he loves Italy. -Silliness, randomness, mild GerIta, probably a crappy attempt at humorous confessions and mild language. Please don't flame, but R&R. For Justice! First chapter: Italy

Lovino has a talent that Antonio doesn't know about. One shot, Spamano

Gamzee works at a bakery and Karkat is getting sick of all the sweets and the extra weight it's putting on him. Gamzee thinks it's pretty sweet.

Tamaki and Haruhi's wedding is approaching and Hikaru is putting on a brave face. He takes his frustration out at the bar and an unexpected visitor brings him home. Will feelings be revealed or are they just meant to be left alone?

Italy's acting distant around Germany lately, and Germany can't figure out why. He tries to cheer him up the only way he knows how without a pasta strainer: With a little help from Romano and Spain, gelato, and soccer. Based on the Buon San Valentino strips. Italy gets OOC for a little bit at the end of Chapter 2. GerIta, pre-relationship.

Just a little one-shot about Christmas in the troll world Rated T for language. :U

To others, Dave may have seemed like the dominant one in the relationship. At the end of the day, though, John knew he was the one pulling the strings. After all, he always found a way to get what he wanted. 'Too early,' John snickered. 'Too early, my ass.' AU, oneshot, Dave x John.

'It'th the voitheth,' he explains glumly. 'They've been really loud lately and now I have the wortht migraine imaginable. Jutht moving my head hurtth.' You don't know what to say. You guess you're glad he's not sick, but this is almost worse in a way.' Rated T for language, but it's essentially just fluff. Oneshot. And oh, I don't own Homestuck.

Alternative title: Antonio's Singing/Antonio's Lullaby Lovino just wanted to go home, but he knew the Spaniard had a point about going out at night. So he stayed the night, and got more than what he bargained for. Crapy summary, Human AU, yaoi, fluff. T for Lovi's cussing and mention of sexual shtuff

After a fateful meeting in the park, thirteen year old Lovino has been going to the same place for several days to see the boy who never judged or was afraid of him. After growing up in a place where his freedom of speech was taken away, Lovino is ready to talk to somebody. Spamano.

First GerIta fic. Just testing the waters. Germany has a dream and it helps him realize his feelings for Italy. Will he confess to Italy when he wakes up? I really didn't know how to categorize it. But I think it's cute :D

Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.

Occasionally, learning to live together means accepting that sometimes, your partner is really weirdly and overly emotionally attached to his pet fish. Random Humanstuck AU

Your name is John Egbert and you are really excited to be spending time with your best bro this summer. You are not excited about the Texas heat, however. Good thing Dave has a solution. Or is it? JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, hammertime

Romano is tired of Spain doing everything in their relationship, so he plans a surprise. Fluff. Human names used. Possible OOC-ness. Rated for Lovino's potty mouth. Short summary is short -,-

A request for FanboyLovell on DeviantArt, Lovino is all alone during a storm which is is terrified of, but he's not really alone after all Antonio would never leave his Lovi alone for long! This is AU and they are both kids. Rated for Lovi's mouth

He didn't even like her. Not in that way. So why was he doing this? — A cute Valentine's Day one-shot with Romano and Fem!Prussia. Human!AU. Prumano.

Karkat has a problem that he needs a little help with.

Lovino Vargas won't say that he's in love with Antonio. His friend Bella tries to convince him that he is in love and tries to get him to say it on the school roof, but he just won't. Oh and Antonio is listening to very word that they are saying. Sucky summary, just read it please. Rated for Lovino's beautiful mouth. Spamano and fluff!

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you are A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE. In fact, you are THE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE, with a proper capital T-H-E.

Winry wakes one morning to a horrible pounding headache. Ed, in a similar state, does something unexpected. EdWin. Oneshot. Post canon. Written for and dedicated to Ghost Wulf.

Karkat finds a rather odd gift in his bedroom when he goes to take a nap. Rated M for Troll porn, and cursing. GamzeeXKarkat and a little KanayaXNepeta.

Feliciano and Ludwig have hella sex

Just a little GamKar fluff in which Karkat is an albino Hawaiian and Gamzee is a Mermaid. T for language.

Feliciano was quite sure Ludwig hated him entirely, but he soon finds out that the fire in Ludwig's eyes is something else entirely. Feliciano is pleasantly surprised. Germany/N.Italy. Smutty goodness. Language. Sexy out of control Ludwig. Human names used.

When John has a nightmare about the condence killing everyone he knows, the only source of immediate comfort he can find is his room mate, Jake. One-shot

AU Spamano. Lovino is tired of being trapped by his own desire for the Spaniard he'd known since childhood. It was time to take action, take what he wanted, and get the h**l over it, right? But when did desire become less than enough?

How can something so wonderful be so wrong? How can something so wrong feel so right? This story centers the love between a 27-year old man and a 15-year old boy, and the things that pulls them apart.

Kagami wonders how kissing practice turns out into a full blown make-out session. In which Kuroko is being innocently devious and Aomine wants to strangle Kagami for being so clueless. Kise doesn't help by fanning the already lit flame. Kaga/Kuro, Ao/Kise Part 2 UP!

ChibiRomanoxSpain When the power goes out on a stormy night Romano gets scared and who comes to his rescue? more fluff and stuffz :3

Spain is eating breakfast when Romano spontaneously gives him a letter. Spamano, Human names are used. Rated T for Romano's cursing problem.

In which Lovino wishes puberty did not exist, nor uncontrollable hormones and sexy Spanish teachers. AU Gakuen hetalia, rated M for a reason!

Romano thought he was over his fear of water, but years after he's "gotten over it", his fear seems to have returned, meaning he's too terrified to bathe alone. Naturally, his only option is to bathe with his old boss... If Spain will let him that is! Spamano, fluff, human and nation names used, rated T for Lovi's mouth! Oneshot!

Romano secretly loves Spain. He won't admit it to anyone, but he knows that it can't stay hidden forever. That's when Spain enters the room... Spamano Oneshot! Rated T for fluffy kisses!

Sequel/Companion fic to 'Lost'. Happy ending, actually. Romano loves Spain. What much more is there to say, si?

All rising actor Antonio wants is to win something in the HETALIA Entertainments Awards. He hadn't expected that the rude, forever-scowling coffee boy could possibly change that goal. Human AU, Spamano.

If it's okay with you, I'll be yours forever. If you say so, I'll go anywhere to meet you.

'Wrong… this is wrong… so wrong…' was all he could think right now. France was now only holding Romano's wrists with one hand, the other was unbuttoning the his shirt. Romano has been raped by France. It's up to Spain to help Romano heal.

for Dogsrule. Lovino is not afraid of the old haunted manor. No way! how does he prove this? By exploring said manor at night. He drags Antonio along for the ride, but is completely unprepared for what happens. T for Romano

They say a week is enough for a short dream. I say, seven days are long enough to fall in love. full summary inside

Quietly laughing, Spain wrapped his arms around Romano. "And even if you did hit me, I'd still love you more than anything..."

Antonio has decided he won't rest until he finds out who Lovino likes, even if it takes all year and annoys Lovino to no end. T for Lovino's mouth and the BTT

Romano being the stubborn little kid he is, doesn't want to walk

Just a little poem. A very little poem.

Antonio has been feeling lonely with his recent break up with his on/off boyfriend. The solution: a new kitten that his boss doesn't want. Just as he gets used to this cat, a new challenge is thrown at him. How do you teach a cat to be human?

Sollux looks for a spare set of glasses and comes across Dirk's Auto-responder. PWP SolEri with AR. Set in some alternate timeline to evade loopholes.

It's hard to be father of the year when you're in love with your son. Warnings inside.

It's Chibi Romano's birthday, and Boss Spain decides to surprise him with something special.

Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.

Pirate captain Antonio contemplates on how to finally get his demon to mark him and complete the Contract between them. This would give him untold glory and immortality. Yet, things turn out different than expected. SpaMano

Romano hates storms and all he can do is hide in his closet with some tomatoes; waiting for it to end. Rated for Romano's language!

Germany says something hurtful to Italy, who decides to drop their alliance. Now it's up to Germany to save the day! Without getting murdered by Romano! GerIta fluffyness and smexyness with a dash of SpaMano on the side for flavor

"Germany i'm hot!" It's burning hot, Italy in short shorts, and ice cream. How much longer will Germany last? Or is he going to GAH ROMANO! Don't kill Germany!Yaoi man on man if you don't like please don't read. Gerita!

Spain is dating France! Romano doesn't seem to care until Spain does something that changes his view of him forever. Spamano!May become M if I make a second chapter XD

AU Humanstuck: John receives an incredibly inappropriate e-mail from Karkat and decides to confront these potentially homosexual feelings during a sleepover. Nothing can go wrong! KK/John. PWSP.

A difference between Human and Troll cultures. A harmless E-mail makes for an interesting night.

In which Candy is had and Holloween is explained via Nightmare Before Christmas.

When Italy says that he loves pasta more than Germany, Germany drives off. What will happen? Find out!

All America wanted to do was return the pipe he had stolen off Russia at their last poker match before a war started, but he ended up with a very angry armed female nation on top of him... HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN? M for saftey.

Just a little 4C!GamKar drabble. Complete fluff. Oneshot.

Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.

It's Spain's birthday. He's one year older today although he doesn't actually know how old he is . So why, then, is he stuck in a boring conference when he could be having kinky sex with Romano?

Karkat is just such a little assmunch, isn't he? Song-shot using "Please Don't Leave Me" by P!nk. Humanstuck, Au, Karkat/Gamzee

Yes, John Egbert was Karkat Vantas's boyfriend, and there was no way in hell that was going to change. But the fact remained that John still loved women. HUMANSTUCK.

"And, written upon the slip of paper I held was a name, a name that became synonymous to every feeling I've seen portrayed in Karkat's stupid romcoms and more. 'Dave Strider'." Merry Christmas, guys!

Ever since they were young children, John Egbert had always been infatuated with Dave Strider. And when Dave comes to comfort him during a thunderstorm, John makes the ultimate decision - he is going to confess his feelings for Dave. John/Dave. For Becky

They didn't exactly meet on the best of terms, but fate made them meet again. What happens when the ice starts to melt from the sun? AmeriBela, oneshot, slight OOC.

Eridan finally gets a kismesissitude going with Sollux, only to question whether or not he actually wants their relationship in that quadrant. Two-shot: SolEri, black to red quadrant flipping. Rated M for smut.

Dave's life flashes before his eyes as he makes an important decision and asks a very important question.

John and Dave playing L4D2 like good bros. also masturbating happens. this sucks and it's pretty short but yeah. Dave/John, M for choking some chickens

A triple date to the Amusement Park. John all dressed up. Warning: too much fluff.

John loves Dave. Does Dave love John back? Or is he to cool for him? Based off the song "Cooler than me" AU. ONE-SHOT UNLESS OTHERWISE PROMPTED TO CONTINUE.

"Why?" His voice is rough. She doesn't know why, but she told him everything. She told him that she can't find anyone that would want her. That no one would ever be with her. That no one could love her enough to die, with her. / AmeBel, One-Shot.

AU: Your name is Dave Strider, and you DJ in clubs in the downtown strip. Being around all the women and alcohol can lead you to doing some things you regret, certainly, but eventually it goes too far. TWOSHOT. Implied Dave/John, Dave/John.

Prom's soon, and John's evil step-siblings are making sure he can't go. Thankfully, he's got a Fairy God-Bro for that... But what about Dave? Dave/John fluffy Cinderella-esque one-shot. Review?

Karkat Vantas waited too long for John Egbert to let a little thing like Vriska get in his way.

It seems no matter what he does, Lovino is always stuck with Gilbert! Whether it's his teacher's fault or fate is out to get him. How will he deal with this bullying jerk? Rated M for cursing. Prumano

In which John visits Dave for the summer, brings him a pair of glow in the dark sunglasses and the A/C "mysteriously" breaks. Dave/John. Smut. Review, please?

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

john and dave get drunk after finals and shenanigans occur. dave/john os.

Lovino has nothing to do for Spring break, but Gilbert soon changes that. Thus, is the beginning of their odd relationship. Prumano

Eridan-red-Sollux. "'I'm sorry," I whisper into his ear. 'Wwhy can't you hear me'" T for language.

Months ago, Dave asked John if sharing a bed would rid them of their nightmares. Maybe as roommates in college they can give it a try. Dave/John two-shot.

Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.

What happens when you are freezing? Not sex man.

After finally getting together with Antonio, Lovino wants to know where exactly they stand. Rated for Lovino being Lovino and mentions of sex. And its not actually a work in progress. Thats just the title :D

When one of the Italy brother's haircurl is pulled, BOTH of them feel it. This leads for some remarkably awkward situations. Main focus Spamano, with a secondary Gerita. A response to a request on the KinkMeme!

Because what else could Lovino give Antonio for his birthday, but a cake that looked like a tomato? -birthday ficlet for my favorite character, Spain!

Romano couldn't help but feel that it was wrong. He loves the man, but it was wrong.

Spain/Fem!Romano: Antonio is acting oddly, and his actions lead Lovina to make a very wrong assumption about the status of their relationship.

Lovina finally agrees to go the Valentine's Dance with Antonio. But not because she likes him or anything!... Gen-flip and Gakuen AU.

Romano has always been a very selfish person. Always wanting everything everyone else wanted, but in the end Spain only wants one thing. Good family times and Spamano guaranteed.

AU. A cafe, a crazy brother and a scary sophmore. Not a good combination, especially when they want you to wear a dress. Antonio/Lovino

... "But, Lovi, I thought you hated the guitar..." "I do." SpainRomano, fluffy

Antonio is leaving for the New World. And Lovino doesn't want him to go. -- Written for a friend for her birthday. Rated M for a reason!

There are many ways of saying many things, especially when the two involved aren't so willing or knowing. How to navigate the language of roses, that stay the same through time? Spain/Romano

Romano looked around, everyone was throwing tomatoes at everyone else. Light SpainxRomano. Fluff. Rated T for mild swearing.

Spain always left for the new world. Searching for the famed city of gold. Romano only wishes that he returns. For: IllustriousTama!

I'm gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have... Spamano request

Lovino gnashed his teeth together as he slowly got up, cursing under his breath as pain shot up from his knee. Damn it-it was entirely that Spaniard’s fault! Spain/Chibi!Romano fluff. Not shota. Part I of Boo Boo Series.

After a conversation with his fellow countries, Spain decides its time he finds out whether or not his lover is in fact in love with him as much as he was. SpainRomano, plus some side pairings. Yaoi/Slash warning. Rated for language

“God dammit, Spain, you're the most thick-headed person I know. I should knock some sense into you.” SpainxRomano