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Joined 10-27-05, id: 921140, Profile Updated: 12-06-12

Hello there!

I am a she-nerd/English major/EU dual citizen and a constant (too constant for my own sanity) analyzer. My loves are cross-stitching, drawing, playing around in Photoshop, feline-related things, tea, candles, stuffed animals, and dark chocolate. My current ambitions are to get some degrees, eventually move to England, and never really grow up.

I'm terribly attached to my favorite fandoms, and a set of companions from various novels (plus a few TV shows and films), live comfortably inside my head. Fantasy is my everything, but I also adore children's literature, classic literature, folk literature, Greek mythology, and historical fiction--brownie points for anything written by a British author in qualifying categories. And let's not forget poetry, although I don't claim to be a poet myself or a particularly great poetic interpreter.

Additionally, I have a weakness for well-written young adult books (usually of the fantasy genre, shockingly enough), but aside from a few guilty pleasures, I tend to stay away from bestseller fiction, romances, and teenage paranormal mysteries/romances. On a side note, I grew up with a science-fiction-loving father and while I do like some things I've checked out in that category thus far, I'm trying to appreciate the genre more. For starters, watching Firefly and Doctor Who are two items on my to-do list, as well as reading The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Riverworld, and Ender's Game series. Finally, my screen time is often, though not exclusively, composed of watching movies, oodles of BBC, noodles of PBS, and miniseries.

:) In case you wanted to know any more useless facts about me, or if you're especially, desperately bored, feel free to read my self-centered rambling below regarding my favorites and thoughts/waffling on those favorites. It's an odd assortment, I must warn you! Still, cheers, hugs, and brownies to you all!

-- It's not a portfolio by any means, but here's my deviantART: {coming soon}

-- Any Harry Potter stories I write will not be posted to FF, therefore, visit my HPFF account: {coming soon}


Other Interests

Learning Italian and/or French, Native American cultures, model trains, pressed pennies, stained glass windows, dolls, Winnie the Pooh, Beatrix Potter

Series

Books: Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, The Chronicles of Narnia, His Dark Materials, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Inkheart Trilogy, Howl's [Moving] Castle Series

Films: Pirates of the Caribbean, [Disney's] Halloweentown 1,2, 3 (not 4!), Hellboy, Shrek

Comics: Disney's Gargoyles (Slave Labor Graphics)

Novels

Excluding series, still many favorites. Still, I can try...Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility; The Tale of Despereaux, The Doll People, The Outcasts of 19 Schuyler Place, The Secret Garden, Little Women, Fever 1793, The Adventures of Pinocchio, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Treasure Island; The Neverending Story, Dragon Rider, The Thief Lord, Dragon's Bait, Companions of the Night, Heir Apparent (#2 in Vivian Vande Velde's Rasmussem series)...

Television

Live-Action: Sherlock, Life on Mars (haven't seen Ashes to Ashes), Merlin, New Tricks, Beauty and the Beast (1987-90), Castle, Fringe, The Worst Witch, Ghost Writer

Animated: Disney's Gargoyles, Avatar: The Last Airbender (haven't seen Legend of Korra), The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Arthur, Liberty's Kids, other childhood favorites

Miniseries: Dinotopia, Lonesome Dove, Bleak House (2005)

Foreign: Boys Over Flowers (Korean)

Films

A lot, with a soft spot for foreign films and indie films that aren't hipster-esque-solely-to-be-against-the-mainstream. Regardless, off the top of my head: Pane e tulipani (Bread and Tulips), Whale Rider, Fried Green Tomatoes, Witness, Chocolat, French Kiss, Kate & Leopold, Labyrinth, Peter Pan (2003), Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), Bicentennial Man, and many of the Hallmark fairytale interpretations.

I also love animation. I don't pretend to explore anime/manga to heavily, but I know a bit here and there and I'm a Hayao Miyazaki fan, so certainly Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, and Castle in the Sky. However, I also like multiple Disney and non-Disney animations of various sorts--impossible to name them all, but let's scratch the surface, shall we? Monsters, Inc. and the Toy Story trilogy from the Disney/Pixar haul go without saying...Treasure Planet, an awesome hybrid of literature, the Disney personality, and 2D and 3D animation...The Adventures of Mouse and Mole (UK), The Wind in the Willows (UK), The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Cauldron, Anastasia, Beauty and the Beast, Pocahontas, Tarzan, Aladdin, Hercules (not really the movie, but for Meg, Phil, and Hades)...

Music

A spectrum of genres and their respective composers and/or artists...classical, orchestral/instrumental/soundtrack, jazz, old-time crooners, opera, folk, selected country, pop, Europop, classic rock and other rock sub-categories...

Although I implore you to look up pianist George Winston and saxophonist Gato Barbieri, who are stunning. Andrea Bocelli is the singer I'd listen to every day for the rest of my life, if I could only pick one.

Games

PlayStation: Kingdom Hearts

PC: Harry Potter, Sims

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Match by dabow reviews
Match. by mental Ze Meridian has a serious problem: despite the skirt, everyone seems to think she's a boy. Desperate to prove that having short hair, a bloke for a best friend, and a serious obsession with sport does not mean she's *full summary inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 336,302 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 2,638 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eclairs by Flaignhan reviews
CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting Defeat by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Mrs Weasley is determined to pair Hermione with a Weasley, any Weasley. Eventually it takes Fred and George to step in and save the day. Winner of the Twin Exchange September 2008 Challenge. FredHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wrong Prince Charming? by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
Hermione's sick of people trying to set her up. She's also sick of looking for her own Prince Charming. What happens when she stays a week at the Burrow with all the happy couples... and happy bachelors? Edited! R&R HG&OW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,789 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Vampires Aren't Real by SaraiDaDee reviews
What would seem like a normal, sarcastic girl of 16, turns out to be very abnormal. Iveria Elaine Kinrey was just a girl working to excape her past, when it was brought back by the abduction of vampires. COMPLETED.. duh.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 54 - Words: 125,233 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Complete
How to Raise a Family with Your BlacksmithPirate by Crystyna reviews
How to Raise a Family with Your BlacksmithPirate Husband. Third and last in the How To series. WillOC. ElizabethOC, and what PoTC would be complete without Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,905 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 4/21/2006
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate by Crystyna reviews
How To Plan A Wedding To Your BlacksmithPirate Honey. Back from the dead at last. The trip down that aisle isn't all roses and birds singing. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,920 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
The Fellowship of the Fanfic Writers! by Madame Nope reviews
Direct sequel to 'Legolas and the Really Messed-Up Fanfic'. Seing as writing fics seems a lot of fun, more LotR characters want stories of their own. And since yours truely can't handle that many requests alone, the Fellowship decide to start writing thei
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,159 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2004 - Legolas, Boromir
Fellowship of the RingRingRing by Valarauko reviews
Hello, you have reached the Fellowship of the Ring. All nine of us are out saving the world right now and can't come to the phone. Please leave your name and a review after the tone. beep!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 6/8/2003
The Ring goes to Italy! by Madame Nope reviews
Reality-inspired fanfic from my own trip to Italy... I believe the title is self-explaining. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Legolas, Haldir
A Series of Drunken Events by TheFellowshipReincarnate reviews
Apoc. Pyro and Anne Shard decide to throw a party at the Green Dragon....it doesn't turn out how they planned it to be...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Legolas and the Really Messed Up Fanfic! by Madame Nope reviews
Legolas wants a story... therefore, the poor author must suffer :) Please R&R! Completed! Sequel coming soon! XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,577 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Legolas - Complete
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The by Crystyna reviews
How To Snag A Hottie From Your Prom Queen Of The Caribbean Sister WillOC. Elizabeth and her twin have been competing all their life, but when Elizabeth is captured, her sister joins up with Will and Jack to save her. COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,869 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Complete