There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

While out exploring the woods, Dipper and Mabel discover a strange creek that leaves them with some more... unexpected... outcomes. Hop along on their journey as they unravel more mysteries in the town of Gravity falls. This story is utterly and nearly completely inspired by the Monster Falls AU.

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

In which April O'Neil goes looking for a lost cat and finds something unexpected. Inspired by the question: What if Splinter had met April the same night he and the boys mutated?

The Pines twins have been steeped in mayhem, mysteries, and magic every summer since they were 12 years old. Coming back home to Piedmont, going to high school, acting normal? All those things make them stick out like a sore thumb. When you ask outsiders about the Pines twins, you get a mix of strange stories and casual observations.

A TALE OF TWO STANS SPOILERS (sorta) What If Stanford wasn't pulled into the portal and Stanley didn't loose is brother for 40 years...

What happened after Stanford disappeared into the portal, leaving Stanley Pines to fix the damage he caused. And treating a burn by yourself isn't easy, especially when it gets infected. Spoilers for "A Tale of Two Stans".

For 35 seconds the weight of the world was literally on her shoulders. Mabel makes her choice, but it soon go horribly wrong. Tricked into making a deal Mabel is given the chance to try again and quickly learns there is no right choice. Caught in a no-win situation with two bleak timelines in play and all of reality in jeopardy, she's once again left with an impossible decision.

A small look into the thoughts of Rose Quartz as she sits alone in her room, remembering the human with dreams as big as the universe who she will never see again. And then when she hears his return.

Takes place immediately after the end scene for "Not What He Seems," so there are spoilers for the episode! Grunkle Stan needs to have a word with a certain niece. Stan and Mabel bonding. One-Shot, also posted on my Tumblr account.

Pacifica never used to fight with her parents. So when she finally sticks up for herself and runs out of the mansion, she heads to the only place she can think of, hoping that maybe this time, a door won't be slammed in her face.

He knew she was was going to go out there, all he had to do was wait. The only mistake he made was believing she thought more like him. Mabel and Bill. Set during 'Sock Opera.'

Following the events of 'Sock Opera' Mabel has some things she needs to get off her chest, same as Dipper. They both had scars following that night. D/M sibling fluff.

Sandra Mona Lisa Sanchez & her roommate Aileen Lily Lopex have their lives forever altered when the Kraang invasion commences & a shattered canister of mutagen forces them to leave the past behind. Trying to escape a city overrun with Kraang, mutants & panicked humans is close to impossible. But with the help of a mysterious & dangerous stranger, they just might make it out alive!

While looking through an old photo album with Mikey, April learns something about Raph she never knew before. Now she's determined to see it for herself, even if it means confronting him at his moodiest.

The Pines twins return to Gravity Falls for another Summer now that they are out of highschool, and Mabel reunites with her old friend Pacifica who has developed some unexpectedly strong feelings for her. Mabifica / Pacifibel (Pacifica x Mabel)

2k12verse. Raphril. April has been waiting for Raphael to make the first move for the longest time. Now it's late & they're alone & watching a horror movie - it's literally the perfect moment so why hasn't he kissed her yet? BOYS.

The life and times of Casey Jones: vigilante, badass, hockey player, best friend, older sister, daughter, and connoisseur of red lipstick. Rule63!Casey, TMNT 2012 AU of Season 2

Request for alanleonard8. Post S2. T for safety. April was the one watching over him when he woke. She comforted him, even through her own pain, and something shifted between them. They were no longer close friends. There was something protecting and safe about each other's company, and feelings were reawoken. Feelings for each other. A wish on a star sets those feelings free.

(2012) Michelangelo turned a cat into an ice cream treat. Donatello is somewhat upset about this. They talk.

I think of the weirdest things...Dr. D had an -inator at the beginning of the summer that no one knew about, and it hit Candace, completely altering her summer plans. Candace now has to deal with her new "problem," while also maintaing a normal teenage life...as normal as it can get for Candace, anyway. And nothing is ever easy or normal for that girl.

What scares a giant, muscle bound, red banded ninja turtle? You'd be surprised.

It was their number one unspoken rule to never speak of the truth they both knew. But as time passes and the truth becomes more and more tangled, Holly and Artemis realize that they have to talk about it, sooner or later. A oneshot about the inevitable conversation. Unapologetic A/H.

It began and ended with mistletoe. Ferbella! Starts out Phinabella. Christmas fic (yes, I realize it's July).

It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD

Donatello comes to realize that you can lecture, you can warn, you can beg, and you can fight...but you can't save someone who doesn't want to be saved. Story is set immediately after "The Pulverizer Returns".

By 2009, you'd think that if Drakken and Shego still hadn't taken over the world, at least they'd have managed to start up a proper relationship. You'd be wrong.

Not everyone has a good excuse for blowing their curfew. Kim, on the other hand...

Perry the Platypus receives a late night summons and rushes to help the Doofenshmirtz family in their time of need. Takes place after "Family Night" but can be read independently.

A sparring session reminds a young Donatello of what dangers could lurk on the surface and what he has to do to protect his brothers. Splinter isn't far behind him in his realization, though, and they both decide he'll learn what he must. Even if it's against both their better, emotional judgments. Set in 2012 universe.

Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."

Since he was a boy, Perry wanted to be like Roger Moore. Human!Perry AU.

Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.

Despite all airs and appearances, Perry and Doofenshmirtz's relationship has never been anything but unconventional. Human!Perry AU

"Dad, does it ever bother you that Perry can't talk?" "No, no it doesn't."

A few select scenes in ATSD from Ferb's POV

To say that Doofenshmirtz is feeling down would be a rather insulting understatement. Perry doesn't like it at all. Human!Perry AU.

Sometimes Perry's job takes its toll. At least he has someone he can talk to. Human!Perry AU.

When Perry shows up injured on his balcony, Doofenshmirtz considers his strange relationship with the secret agent. Human!Perry AU.

Alternate Title: How to Destroy Your Girlfriend's Reputation in 140 Characters or Less. One-shot.

Vanessa is introducing her dad to her boyfriend over dinner at a fancy restaurant. She's hoping it will go well. Hoping. Ferb/Vanessa

Or, "How Perry Became the Ambassador of France Before Even Visiting France That Night ". The story of one night on the irregularly scheduled autumn calendar of Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and one really excellent disguise. Looks like headquarters got the "humanizer" out of test stages. Hints of Perryshmirtz.

When Phineas and Candace's birth father returns, Candace sends him away. But with Phineas he won't take no for an answer. Once he's taken both Phineas and Ferb, can Candace and the other kids find them in time? Complete!

This is a complaint, Mr. Santa Claus, for I am unhappy, which is to say, you are not doing your job, for the results promised are not being delivered, and I am calling foul! -Entry for PPG Hub Drabble's Contest this month, Mojo-centric-

When Candace finds an old letter Stacy wrote years ago, could it change their relationship forever?

Ron's ready to pop the question, but with Drakken and Shego up to their old tricks—and a few new ones—will he ever get the chance?

Candace remembered the man who was her biological father. But genetics didn't make him her dad.

Perry has conflicting priorities with his life as a secret agent and a pet, but he always knows which priority always comes first. Spoilers from Across the 2nd Dimension.

Shego has done the one thing no villain managed, to separate Kim and Ron… but not quite the way you may think.

Shego's always had plenty of potential, but has never put in more than the bare minimum. Seems to her though that slacking off pays off.

Six-year-old Vanessa Doofenshmirtz wants a pet. And by "pet" I mean "Perry the Platypus". This could complicate matters. One-shot.

Perry, as it turns out, knows a lot about kisses.

When your humanity is taken from you... sometimes you have to take some strange steps to regain it.

Some random pointless stuff that I come up with when I'm bored. Rated for language, it gets bad.

Early Christmas morning, Kim and her father talk about traditions past and present.

It's just an ordinary night out for Raphael: one brother is bleeding, the other two brothers are no help at all, and he's stuck in a cop car. So of course the only person who can help him now is...Casey Jones? Rated for language.

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

There are lots of ways to say "I love you"

Finding happiness is what really counts, and you can support your friends while hiding behind a bag of potato chips. Takes place "behind" Blush.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

AU. Kim and Ron are agents who specialize in unexplained phenomena, they are the investigators of The X-Files, strange and inexplicable cases which are also mysteries that the FBI doesn't want solved.

...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.

AU twist on the ending of Journey's End

When Calvin finally sorts out his feelings for Susie, his timing is not great.

Set just after the end of the book. I love Audrey's ending, but I wanted more. This is how it went in my head. Clare's POV.

Jack is gone for a few days to Torchwood 2. Ianto wants to surprise him for when he gets back. Jack/Ianto. Smutty, much? Yes, I’d say so. Slight spoiler for, the episode, Reset. No flames please.

Drakken tries to deal with a foe that has defeated him soundly in the past with surprising results.

/Rescuers/ A rainy night. Only one inn. With only one vacant room, with only one bed. If Bernard can just keep his distance from Bianca, he should be able to avoid saying or doing anything rash. But Bianca's not one for keeping distances. One shot.

Kim and Ron are trapped after a cave-in, and Kim's got a head injury. Can Ron keep her awake? Can he deal with Kim's weirdness? Are they going to get out alive? Read and find out. One-shot.

Post Audrey Niffengger's "The Time Traveler's Wife" Alba DeTamble thinks about what it means to be Chrono-Impaired and how it effects a person's grip on the "now."

It was only to be expected that two such intellects would meet in a game of chess, never mind their alignments with good or evil. And, for the duration of a game, perhaps they could forget that they were on opposite sides.

Why do you stay? Everyone asks her, but she's not sure she knows why herself. DS

A couple of years or so after season four, Shego is turning thirty. Drakken and Shego are some darn slow movers, apparently. Written before I’d seen the finale and some other episodes of season four. Random future oneshot. For DS Day 2007.

“I think Drakken will still be evil, but in a more annoying way.” Steve Loter

Set after Graduation. Drakken and Shego return to their jungle lair.

Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.

Kim's happily dating Ron. Shego's living large and evil. Everyone's happy. Everyone but Deidre Lusional, that is, who thinks she knows what’s best for Kim and Shego ... and is prepared to do something about it. [COMPLETE]

Casper High's new psychiatrist has some interesting interviews ahead of him.

Drakken and Shego capture those closest to Kim for questioning. Only it doesn't work out so well.

Doctor Drakken and Shego are blackmailed into performing a top secret mission by Global Justice. However, nothing could prepare the two for the hardships they will face on this mission. Some imposed by others, others by themselves.

One-shot: What if Belle had handled Gaston differently?

[Oneshot] When tough little boys grow up to be dads, they turn into big babies again. A tribute to the fatherdaughter relationships of Dragonball. Fluff alert. My onehundredth fic.

Poor Marron... she's in the principal's office but that's not what's worrying her --