I'm Emma. If even one person is reading this, congratulations, you've just managed to exceed my expectations for the number of people that would read my profile. The ninety-ninth person gets a car. Just call me Oprah!

I let this account die a couple years ago, but an email alert and some procrastination led me to start right in again. Feel free to nag/annoy/pummel me into writing at any point in time, since your success rate might be better than you'd think. Just don't cockblock me, bro.