If you are hardcore obsessed with a show or movie or book, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Uther Pendragon would accuse a rock of sorcery if he tripped onn it, paste this on your profile.

If you're a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler then being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get all giddy when you hear a trailer for your favorite TV show/movie is on TV, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.

If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Merlin obsessed, copy this into your profile.

If you automatically tune in to a conversation whenever anyone mentions Merlin, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If you've ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you love rain, paste this on your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Funny Newspaper Headlines/Typos (Source: alphadictionary.com)

Autos Killing 110 a Day: Let's Resolve to Do Better

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Drunk Drivers Paid $1,000 in 1984

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly it May Last a While

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Robber Holds up Albert's Hosiery

Smokers Are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

Something Went on in Jet Crash, Experts Say

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter

Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies

War Dims Hope for Peace

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Typhoon Rips through Cemetary: Hundreds Dead

Man is Fatally Slain

Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( What other time do I have to work on my hair?).
On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how . . . ?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion, right or are u a secret dictator jus trying to suggest it).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well . . . a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (. . . and you thought?. . .)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that the whole point)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what else?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash or was it supposed to have loony peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh . . . fly Delta?)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (. . . was there a lot of this happening somewhere in Sweden?)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm. . . . .something must have gotten lost in the translation . . . )
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Oh sure, go ahead, destroy a universal child belief! I don't blame
the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.