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*Dramatic entrance with dramatic music*

*TV host act thing* Hello hello hello to one and all! Welcome to my... slightly.. boring..page thingy..! I present myself as Mouse. Why? I'm so squeaky. I shit you not, I'm so squeaky, even my teachers call me Mouse, and people make fun of me and try to imitate me... Which then I turn into Mama Spike... My brother is Spike when he gets angry and I lashed out on my padre and scared the living hell out of my brother and sister... so there for... uh yeah..

ANYWAY.

I shall give you... Facts about me! Since this profile thing is...kinda what that's for..

Facts about my fan-girling life:

1. I don't judge. I'm completely honest.
2. I do random pairings from different movies, TV shows, ect.. (like incest, gay, lesbian, all that jazz)
3. The pairings that aren't really my favorite... Straight pairings.. Ehhh..(I don't know why I just...DO)
4. Favorite type of pairings? Gay pairings... Definitely.
5. I'm weird, and proud of it.

Facts about my personal life (that won't be too personal to come find me and murder me)

1. I'm short and stubborn
2. I have glasses and I'm blond (in hair color)
3. I'm...a LITTLE ditzy.. I have my moments...
4. I fangirl A LOT.
5. I'm a movie addict.
6. I sing.
7. I have a twin and older brother (I'm 3 minutes older)
8. I have my cute moments
9. I'm not the prettiest girl but I can manage
10. I'm Bisexual (Call me a fag and I will hit you so hard, Google won't be able to find you anymore)

Favorite Movies/TV shows

Favorite Pairings:

Harry Potter:

Sherlock: (there's like only one)

Doctor Who:

Lost Boys:

Lord of the Rings

Note: To those of you waiting on the next 'Deployed' Chapter, I'm having a writers block at the moment and I can't really think of anything with that one story but I will certainly try my hardest and publish more.

Now.. *brushes self off* There's one more thing... OH yeah!

"Do not judge or you shall be judged the same."

"For dreams, we live in a world entirely of our own."
"A wizard is never late, nor is he ever early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
"Truth, Justice, The American way."
"Wibbly wobbly, timey wimey."
"Think. It's the new sexy."

If you happen to see Fred or George or both, tell them to stop being turds and to come see me... I need more dung bombs and some more of their Nosebleed Nougats and Ton-Tongue Toffees.

If you see a gold ring, DON'T PICK IT UP. It's my precious...

Alan and Edgar are my monster bashers and will stake you if you vamp out... (check your Chinese food twice.. They might be maggots or worms...)

Weeping Angels are scary shits and if you see one, DON'T BLINK AND KEEP LOOKING AT THEM.

And please be so kind and tell Anderson to shut up, he's lowering my sister's IQ because he's talking too much -_- Bastard...

Now! I must be off.. A good day to you ladies and gents! *bows slightly and grabs wand, puts ring in pocket, grabs stakes, and puts on trench coat and enters the TARDIS then disappears*

TTFN!

Ta ta for now!

--Mouse