I am a busy, busy woman. Ok, not yet a woman, but whatever. I don't ever have time to update.

Hey all, this is Arushi. I know you don't care, but I wanna fill up this profile.

Age - Seventeen.

Sex - Female. Thank God for that. Males are egoistic, disgusting people who digrace our gender and rape us when they decide we are gaining power. They think we are shallow people who have cares that don't exceed the nearest Shopping Centre. I hope I haven't insulted any males who have bothered to read this profiles, but c'mon, it is sort of true!

Sunsign - Libra (This means I'm charming, flirtatious and indescisive. Haha.)

Naionality - India

Religion - Hinduism

Fav. books (top 15, and not in ascending or descending order, and after Harry Potter, of course. Harry Potter comes much above my top fifteen list. Its too good for any list.) - 1. The Kiterunner and a Thousand Splendid Suns, Khaled Housenni. 2. All Dan Brown books 3. Prelude to the founation, Issac Assimov. 4. The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho. 5. Coram Boy, Jamila Gavin. 6. The Hitchhiker series, Douglas Adams. 7. Five point someone and One night at the call centre, Chetan Bhagat. 8. The Curious incident of the dog in the nighttime, Mark Haddon. 9. The little prince, Antoine de Saint. 10. The Bartimaeus Triology, Jonathan Stroud. 11. Artemis Fowl, Eoin (pronounced Owen by the way. LOL) Colfer. 12. Sons of Fortune, Jeffery Archer. 13. The Inheritence Series, Christopher Paolini. 14. The Inscrutable Americans (Anurag Mathur) 15. Matilda and The Witches, Roald Dahl.

Books I do not like - Enid Blytons (it stereotypes children and puts them into "good" groups and "bad" groups. If you secretly eat jam without washing your hands, an old man will turn invisible with the help of potion and will hit you. And the old man is decribed as "good", because he hit a "bad" child. This is child abuse, I tell you! This stuff is inappropriate for children). And boring books in which nothing happens; some one is born, lives, and dies. These books are supposed to make you feel something, but I simply can't feel anything except infinite boredom. I don't like Ruskin Bond much either (people accuse me of being unable to appreciate small beautiful things, like smelling flowers and eating tikkees. I like tikkees, but Bond describes them in such a boring way...potato pancakes!! I got an autogaphed book once, and I couldn't read past a chapter. But most people like him so I suppose I'm the weird one here.) I also hate love stories involving rich, pampered girls with big boobs, and guys with square jaws (Seriously, they are so pissing off. People with good looks get cute guys. To hell with women of substance and "ugly" people.) I don't like Chicken soup either (I liked the one for the woman's soul, but the rest of them are pure crap. I suppose I can't relate to an American lifestyle - that explains why I don't see any sense in them.)

TOP THREE FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARCTERS-

1. Number One (Artemis Fowl) 2. Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) 3. Marvin the Paranoid Android (The Hitchhiker series)

TOP THREE MOST EVIL VILLIANS EVER -

1. Asseef and Rasheed (The Kiterunner and A thousand Splendid Suns respectively) 2. Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter. She's not a villian, though she's bad enough to be one) 3. Voldemort (Harry Potter)

I care about Women rights, animal rights, gay rights, child rights etc etc, so my stories tend to be filled with them. I care about the environment, and believe that if we exploit it one bit more, we will die instantly (I don't want this to happen, but, hello, look around yourselves!). Global warming and overpopulation shall kill us all! It's getting really hot here already! Darn, I hate summer. My author's notes get really pissing off as they tend to talk about the sad conditions of chickens and pigs, who, by the way, are forcfully impregnated again and again, and made to give birth in places where they don't even have space to turn around, let alone lie down. When their bodies ge tired of it, they are disposed off, but I would appreciate it if you bothered to read them.

Read and Review all that I have written and I will love you forever. I haven't read any fanfiction for a while, due to lack of time (darn) but the stories I liked are on my favourite list. You can check them out.

You may mail me at arushi_123@hotmail.com. If you've read anything I've written, do review it, even if you hate it with all your heart.

And I have an on-off internet connection...sorry for not updating. I have a busy life full of exams, you can barely blame me for not updating. I know no one really cares about me not updating, but I do enjoy this unfounded feeling of importance.

Oh, and I hate unrealistic pairings and gay pairings (in most cases, that is. Though its really funny when they pair up people like Harry and Voldemort/Dudley/Malfoy/Dobby/The Giant Squid/Snape/Buckbeak etc), unless the story is well written. It is disrespect to the author. Why there are such pairings in my own stories, I do not know. If Shakespeare ever read my fanfiction, he would probably die all over again. I would never read my stories even if you paid me and I don't like about 80 percent of all fanfiction (in most cases its really stupid. But I do like funny stories), though I do review everything I read. But since you don't (hate fanifction, that is), I am extremely thankful. Its so ironical how my charecters end up being gay, and I still love them. Ah, who cares anyway?? Its not like it really matters. And its not like I think up of my pairings, the story just comes by itself when I type. Its like Im writing a story that already exists somewhere. The only major story I've written is "caius cassius and heaven", and you can read it if you want to, the humours okay, though its kinda lame in the romance department (my pairings never work out! Whenever people are about to get together, something stupid happens...grr.). Its incomplete for the moment, for reasons I have mentioned above, but I'll finish it within this lifetime. I've written two other stories, (I had written many, but I deleted them because they were boring, and were too bad to edit.) which you may also read, because they too will be deleted the moment I get bored of them and decide that they are horrible too.

I know, I sound so obnoxious (someone said I did. :( ). Don't get me wrong, I don't hate all gay pairings (I believe in gay rights here, hello. How many times must I repeat this? This must be the third time I've said so. I spend half my time convincing my friends that we must support them, and people hate me for it. During the other half I tell people to turn vegetarian. I have inspired five people so far, though I think one of them only turned vegetarian because the price of McDonald's chicken burger had increased from twenty to thirty ruppees. And I doubt she has actually turned vegetarian.),I have a couple of slash fanfcis (HarryxDraco) in my favourite list (though I must say I don't know where the RemusxSirius idea came from. Now, that, is something I call disgusting. I mean, ew.) and "caius cassius and heaven" has weird couplings too.

As for my fics, I'll finish them someday. And if I ever have endless time, I'll write HP fics, long long HP fics. I don't know if I'll finish my KKM fanfic, because it sucks bigtime. But I don't feel like deleting it either.

I genarally write humour. But I write all sorts of crap from all sorts of genres when I'm in the mood. I like reviews, though I seldom get any, and maybe why thats why I like them even more. Please please review anything you read, because I always do. Even if you hate my story, tell me you hate it so that I can either improve on it or give up on it.