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Of Ice and Dragons by Ace Warbringer reviews
REWRITTEN, a finalized version of Ice and Dragons. Written by Ace Warbringer. Reviewed and Edited by Master T-Rex. What Happens when a person loses everything? When Power is nothing more than Pain to others? Join two people as they tread such a path. Zin-Gro-Unahzaal.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 115,379 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3h - Published: 7/28/2014
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Greg Veder vs The World by ZFighter18 reviews
The average person can easily understand that when it comes to living in a crime-infested city like Brockton Bay where villains carve out their own personal fiefdoms, treating life like a game can get you killed. It's kind of ironic, then, that Greg Veder has always been far more serious about games than he ever has about life. (Worm/The Gamer AU)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 316,046 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Greg
Naruto Catches a Goblin by JellyfishBlues reviews
In which Naruto catches a goblin, claims that Sasuke laughs like a monkey, sort of learns to read, and other tales of idiocy. :: Oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: much stupider than it sounds ::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Seasons of change by MPRose reviews
An attempt to go against a popular trope. What if, instead of becoming dark/grey and gaining more power that way, Harry had been a little more considerate? Begins with a small change in first year, and sticks close to the original, but sometimes small changes can add up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,468 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Glass Lilies by FineChyna reviews
Kaneki thought he'd met his death at the hands of the CCG's Reaper. And in all honesty, he'd accepted it. But when he unexpectedly wakes up in the world of Remnant, a strange place with even stranger rules, it might prove to be even more perilous then then the place he left behind. The question is-with the people he meets there, will Kaneki be so content to die?
Crossover - Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,206 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Ike versus the Fourth Wall by Moczo reviews
The grand finale! Ashnard succeeds in his quest to release the Dark God. It's just a shame he never got around to finishing Radiant Dawn…
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 57,268 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ike, Soren, Micaiah, Black Knight - Complete
Orion Rising by meaty.demon.babey reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry is given a chance to return to the living and continue the fight. Of course he takes it - but he would have appreciated knowing that he was going to be reborn as a literal infant to a muggle family he knew nothing about. (title, description, etc subject to change, no slash, moves kinda slow idk i'm making it up as i go)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,296 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Harry P., Artemis F., Butler
The Sociopathy Of Uchiha Sasuke by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 10/14/2018 - Sasuke U., Team Seven
War, Peace, and other Galactic Customs by The Almighty Afroduck reviews
After a long, terrible war, the Federation of Sovereign Empires forms as the product of the alliance created early in the Great War between the Covenant Separatists and the UNSC. Time passes as they progress greatly, eventually discovering the existence of other galactic governments. The events that will follow will change the course of the galaxy in more ways than one. PART- 3
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 375,183 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 3/1/2014
Locked Away by N-I-N-T reviews
Follows coma theory: Ash wakes up from a ten year coma to realize that all of his adventures were only a figment of his imagination; but he questions if they were more than that. Everything has changed in ten years, and he must put back all the shattered pieces while he embarks on a new journey to save the world and himself. Pokeshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 541,957 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi]
Shinobi Stronghold by psychoman222 reviews
After the incident with Mizuki, Naruto is worried he won't be welcome in Konoha anymore. Fortunately for him, he knows a jutsu that just might solve his problem... DISCLAIMER: NO NARUTOS WERE HARMED IN THE WRITING OF THIS FIC... THAT CAN'T BE REPLACED. [This Fic is NOT part of my Shinobiverse.]
Crossover - Naruto & Dwarf Fortress - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,547 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 6/24/2018 - Naruto U.
Rise of the Dark Lord by I LIKE FEAR 1-2 reviews
In the Shadows of the North, he waited. The Dark Lord was prepared, all he needed was a vessel. His army was ready, his wrath terrible. The world would once again, fear his power. Now the Dark Lord has his sights on someone. The one man who could hold the fate of Westoros in his hand, is about to receive aid from the most unlikely of places.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 45,714 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/3/2018 - [Daenerys T., Sansa S., Jon S., Arya S.]
Thaumaturgic Awakening by Xylix reviews
Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Worm - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 233,960 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,279 - Follows: 2,515 - Updated: 11/15/2018 - Published: 3/2/2016 - Shirō E., Saber, Rin T., Skitter
Of Snakes and Time Travel by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, there was only one person in the world of Naruto who would ever think that smashing the very fabric of time over his knee like a wooden stick was a good idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,952 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 8/7/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Orochimaru - Complete
Saint of Zero by Satire Swift reviews
The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 133,588 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,174 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Saint George, Louise, Longueville/Fouquet, Siesta
Wands and Cauldrons by Greensword101 reviews
Raised in Japan, Harry Potter and his Sekrei bodyguard come to Hogwarts, refusing to cowtow to anyone who stands in their way. So why is Minerva McGonagall requesting some silly meeting in her office? Not your typical Harry Potter/Sekrei story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2018 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Searching for Salvation: Damnation by Spectacled Man reviews
The one that was once a He, will now be an It. The one that is now an It, will once again be a He. Yet, what once was and what once will be, differ. This is the story of the travels of what once was, what one is and what once will be. Follow It, to its peril. Tags: Game System. Fantasy World. Psychological Horror.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Re:Monster/リ・モンスター - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,718 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,917 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017
Golden Goose by meaty.demon.babey reviews
"A fledgling will never learn to fly if it isn't first pushed from the nest." That's what Artemis Sr. says when he sends his son, Artemis II, on a simple mission in Russia. But when things go awry, Artemis is kidnapped. It is up to Artemis Sr. to get his son back, and it is up to Artemis II to deal with things his own way. Abandoned.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,795 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2018 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior
Genjutsu Gone Right by SandStormHero reviews
Attempting a common genjutsu, without meaning to Naruto ends up using too much power spreading it across his village. And Possibly further. Waking up the next day, he finds those around him responding to his words a bit more strongly than before. NO SLASH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,770 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 1/31/2018 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Granger Who? by notfrosen reviews
Hermione Granger was sorted into Ravenclaw instead of Gryffindor. What do Harry and Ron get up to without her? Covers first year. Complete for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,205 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2017 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Instruments of Destruction by alexanderwales reviews
Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Complete
Please Drink Responsibly When Saving the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Kakashi has been left by Minato to get Obito off the battlefield, but he never counted on the Kamui dimension being picky about what went into it, nor on Obito's stash of Awamori, and most certainly not the chance that the two might get drunk enough to attempt to save the world. (Crack, definitely crack, post Chapter 655, one shot)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by Respitini reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Insects in Space by MovinTarget666 reviews
Unicron is Bored and instead of deciding to kill the transformers goes for a walk, metaphorically speaking
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 174 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,296 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Sothe's Overly Logical Reasoning Process by Umi's Guardian Angel reviews
Sothe explores, in detail, how he really feels about Micaiah. What will his conclusion be?
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Sothe, Micaiah - Complete
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 371 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Es Loco Hogwarto by The Lolrus reviews
HP/Twilight xover. Slashfic. As Harry stares into Edward's eyes, he knows this is a moment he can never let go. A short poem about Harry and Ed's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Harry - Complete
No Such Counsel by Guardian1 reviews
After Twilight Princess. Dogs wait forever: Midna and Link, with Zelda bearing the brunt. Oneshot, spoilers.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Link - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 1,194 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete