Brittany is starting a new school year as a Cheerio and learns that wearing those red, back and white uniforms come at permanent price. Santana's a tattoo artist with a not so tiny chip on her shoulder.

"I hear someone..." Brittany moans in a low voice. "Shh," Her boyfriend says. "It's no one." Brittany sighs and lets him continue his assault her neck. "I-" He stops her sentence with a kiss and right then the door opens. "Santana!" He sighs. His sister is home.

All Brittany wants is to get through her remaining high school years as quickly and invisibly as possible. When her father's job transfers them, once again, and she ends up in a place called Lima she finds that may be a harder task than she first thought.

A meeting with Ms. Pillsbury leaves classmates Santana and Brittany roommates in New York come fall. The only problem is they barely know each other and Santana doesn't take well to new people.

Brittany moves into a new apartment in New York after highschool, no family, nowhere else to go, and no idea how much trouble her new housemate is about to cause. Badass!Santana.

AU. Brittany is a new student who transfers to McKinley. She meet's Santana and the pair do not get along. Canon characterization mostly in tact.