Suzuya Juuzou lies in a pool of blood, steadily growing in size. A fight with a ghoul leaving him clinging on for life. He was just dying, so why was everybody getting so worked up? It's no different then eating or playing, somewhere in the world lot's of people are dying, all the time. He was just one of them, right?

Juuzou isn't feeling too well, but he's been forced to attend a meeting anyway. This does contain a fairly graphic depiction of vomit, so...

When things go wrong in Paris and the map and sword that Nicholas had hidden are gone, the twins get to see a glimpse of just who Scatty is and what she's hiding. As the race for the final pages of the Codex intensifies, the secrets and lies of the group are revealed. Will old ghost stop them from saving the humani race?

Natsu and Gray decide to throw insults instead of fighting. What do they do when they run out of insults? NaZa at the end and Natsu-Gray nakamaship. Slight GruVia. Rated T for language, as the title suggests. Do read and review. This is a oneshot.

Izaya has been turned into a girl by Shinra. Shizuo takes an interest in the new girl he met with the strange, fur trimmed coat and piercing red eyes.