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 Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. | |||||||
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A New Path Traveled by KakashiKrazed reviews
What might have been different if Itachi had followed through with his promise to take Kakashi away after he released him from his Tsukuyomi? This is my twisted version of what might have been.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,360 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Sleepover by Ghostsammeo reviews
Using Byakagan to look at girl's underwear, 13 yearolds drinking alcohol, kidnapping of attractive males, contacting the dead... this could only be a Naruto sleepover! Now with bonus Akatsuki holiday specials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,408 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Complete
Your Art Makes Me Explode by Colmillios reviews
Deidara has once again been paired up with Itachi, and they have been sent to find the three tails. But what could happen while being on the search for a tailed beast? A lot of drama, romance, betrayal and all kinds of surprises. ItaXDei yaoi story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,643 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara
Deidara Gets a Haircut by Scrap Cookies reviews
Deidara gets hurt from haters who call him gay. He gets help from Hidan and together, they managed to give Dei Dei a makeover. However, there were consequences...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Deidara, Hidan
Angst! by Bleeping Bloop reviews
With the help of Deidara, Hidan tries to take Itachi on as the most angst-fueled member. Epic fail! Angst parody is a win though. Pain, Konan and Sasori as the judges of angst appeal. Who will be the most angsty memeber?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Why Sleepovers Are For Girls! by I'm NO Angel haha reviews
Have you ever wondered why boys don't have sleepovers? you know, have pillow fights, play truth or dare, watch romance movies and cry about it afterwards. let's say... It's just NOT for them. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
PORN! or How Naruto Became a Star by blackraven23 reviews
Jiraiya, porn-writing career lagging, comes up with an ingenious way to save himself: yaoi. Naruto isn't so thrilled about this. Reason? He's the inspiration. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Help Me Sleep by Liz Night reviews
Naruto can't sleep after Gaara is revived. He goes out to watch the waterfall next to camp and meets the redhead there. They talk and the redhead eventually asks the question "Will you help me sleep?" GaaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,183 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Firefly Spa: The Chocolate Client by Studying Dragon reviews
After recently being shot in the back, Iruka has been given a generous offer of free therapy at the renowned Firefly Spa. The only problem is he has no idea as to the less than appropriate actions that occur behind closed doors at the spa. KakaxIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,980 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Deidara: The Wish That Went Wrong by Mistress Sith reviews
Tobi and Hidan make a wish. And it goes horribly wrong.Deidara has had a complete personality make over that changes him forever.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Deidara, Obito U.
The Color Pink by caithzadz reviews
With a shaking hand, Sakura showed her the white stick. Nervously, Ino took the stick and stared open-mouthed at the little pink plus sign. When she looked up, Sakura's eyes were filled with tears. "I'm pregnant." SaixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,587 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Is This Really Good Bye by xXxXxRoxasFanGirlxXxXx reviews
Sasuke leaves Naruto but comes back at night to see him. Rape, and Future lemon. BoyxBoy. Don't like Don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi and The Omnipresent Hard On by ikkasyll reviews
Kakashi was left horny by Iruka. So, what Naruto and Sasuke do for their ex-teacher? Help him of course.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sweetest Sand by kitty-has-claws90 reviews
Naruto and Gaara spend some quality time together. However, the whole time, Gaara is unaware of the man who lurks in the shadows waiting for his chance to join the two ninjas. New summary with warnings inside! R and R please, enjoy :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,960 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Brothel by bonegeisha reviews
The Akatsuki are seeking refuge from Konoha's anbus. As they flee the village they take to hiding out in a strange little inn, later finding out its a brothel with an odd background. Now the 3 sisters who own it have to survive them!-OCs -FTLOLZ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 96,530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki, Zetsu - Complete
Bloodstains by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu always cleans his clothes after a job. Hidan thinks this is a waste of time. Violence ensues. Rated T for Hidan's language and for the violence. Non-Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First Impressions by Bleeping Bloop reviews
People always say first impressions are most important when meeting new people. So what was Hidan's first impression of Deidara? Oneshot. Everyone was thinking it, but nobody has written it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Deidara and His Hands by Dru Havok reviews
Um, yeah, my mind is very intrigued by the mouths on Deidara's hands. Rated M for my curiousity leading to perversion. Slight SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Midnight by Meauxlala reviews
For katarauchiha653719. One minute she's drinking punch and dancing around with the guys. The next she's half naked on the Kazekage's bed...Why do these things always happen to her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Akatsuki Ink by Synaps reviews
Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sexy Jujitsu by Skitter160 reviews
Someone uses Sexy Jujitsu to woo Lee, will it backfire? Or will both of them end up with exactly what they wanted?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,563 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/29/2007 - [Gaara, Lee R.] - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Vacation time with Senpai! by Xxshino-Loven-bugzxX reviews
Deidara and Tobi get sent on a two week long vacation together. Will Deidara go crazy from the insane Tobi? Or will Tobi get what he was wanting all along. Rated M for later chapters. Lemons! Not very good with intos. Read, review, comment, please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Overworked and Underpaid by Selvanic reviews
Kabuto is sick of doing everything and not getting the recognition he deserves. Orochimaru has something different in mind for Kabuto's raise. Fic dedicated to AngeloftheOdd. OroKabu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reasonable Madness by Silentz reviews
It was an anonymous letter written to pass the time. He hadn’t even meant to give it to him. But then he did, and that’s when the trouble began. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,778 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Coffee Table Talk by firefly reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 87 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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Sex and Sorrow, Love Knows No Boundaries reviews
Story takes place after rescuing Gaara. Gaara and Naruto realizes love for each other. Witnessing this, Sakura grows jealous and resentful, her heart aching for Sasuke. She deserts Konoha and everybody for Sasuke. Gaara/Naruto and Sakura/Sasuke. Read Me!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Gaara
Milk & Cookies with the Akatsuki reviews
Deidara's the new guy and is having a hard time fitting in. A certain member takes a strong, unhealthy liking to him, unknown to Deidara. While he attracts all sorts of trouble, the man waits for a chance to make his move. Rated for language, yaoi & rape!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki