So uhm... Hi. I am the great one they call Sammy, Hades (If you're from Chatango), or the black blob(If you're Lizzy :l). One might ask, "Why am I reading this?". Well, kind stranger, why ARE you reading this? Planning on stalking your new favorite undiscovered author? Sir/Ma'am, just click the subscribe button and move on.

Little bit of randomness since this IS a profile.

Name: Stated above.

Age: over 9000.

Currently writing: A few stories, I have I few I haven't got out in the public yet.

Pen Name: I usually just write Monkeys. My brother's commentary is also mentioned throughout these crazy stories.

Relationship status: Lulz Someone actually asked for this when I mentioned to redo my pro... Well, kind sir, I am currently taken and it's... decently serious.

Doing now: wtf is this? Deviant Art? Lulz. I aaammm... currently yawning. it is 5:42. I have been doing nothing but updating for an hour. And I plan to now update Paradise as well, to all you HnKnA fans.

Favorite Quote: I don't much have one, or I can't think of it. At 5:42AM. Yeah. I need to go to bed. I'm starting to go crazy.

So anyway... I am at a standstill in most of my stories.. So send in your requests for Oneshots ect...

Here are the Pairings I do for oneshots or whatever. the ones marked with () means the begining of a show the ones below are from the show. Above are another show. Update! Now added The Legend of Korra. Though I am a bit behind. Will add more strange pairings later! Also Harvest Moon.

Kagome x Bankotsu (InuYasha)

InuYasha x Kagome

InuYasha x Kikyo

Sesshomaru x Kagome

Sesshomaru x Kikyo

Kikyo x Naraku

Ikuto x Amu (Shugo Chara Doki!)

Amu x Kukai

Kukai x Utau

Rima x Nagi

Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)

Sasori x Deidara

Sasori x Sakura

Pain x Konan

Konan x Sasori

Rose x Dimitri (Vampire Academy)

Rose x Adrian

Rose x Mason

Alice x Ace (Joker/Clover/Heart no Kumi no Alice[Alice in the Country of Hearts])

Alice x Twins Dum/Dee

Alice x Boris

Alice x Blood

Namine x Roxas (Kingdom Hearts)

Larxene x Demyx

Saix x Xemnas

Axel x Roxas

Roxas x Xion

Axel x Xion

Sophie x Archer (Hex Hall)

Sophie x Nick

Sophie x Cal

Korra x Mako (The Legend of Korra)

Player x (really just about anyone...) (Harvest Moon MOST GAMES.)

Well that's about it! Lemme tell you one thing I am strict about... NO TADAMU! I HATE Tadase! So yeah. You can request a fanfic, just don't expect it to be done in an hour. Greatness takes a few days.