1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits
Dancing Through Life; from Wicked (Broadway)
Guess that this is going to be a freaking awesome movie!

Waking Up
Just like Paradise/Nothin' But a Good Time; from Rock of Ages (Broadway)
Good song to wake up to!

First Day At School
Harden my Heart/Shadows of the Night; again from Rock of Ages (Broadway)
Wow, guess that the first day wasn't very good.

Making Your New Best Friend
Mine by Taylor Swift
I guess that I'm now a possessive friend?

Falling In Love
It takes Two; Into the Woods (Motion Picture)
It does take two to fall in love, but to be talking about kids already, too soon.

Breaking Up
I hate Myself for Loving You/Heat of the Moment; and... Rock of Ages (Broadway)
At least my break up will have a good song going with it, that's a plus!

Prom
Dear John by Taylor Swift
Sad prom song.

Graduation
Long Live by Taylor Swift
Good graduation song!

Life's Okay
Style by Taylor Swift
My life rocks!

Death Of A Close Friend
If I die Young by The Band Perry
Sad, but it goes with.

Mental Breakdown
Castle On a Cloud; Ls Miserables (Motion Picture)
...

Driving
For Good; Wicked (Broadway)
I think that I'd be good at driving if that's the song!

Flashback
Everything Has Changed by Taylor Swift (feat. Ed Sheeran)
Does that mean in a good way or bad?

Getting Back Together
The Search is Over; Rock of Ages (Broadway)
I think that means that it's meant to be!

Birth Of A Child
Welcome to New York by Taylor Swift
Wait, does that mean that I live in New York?

Wedding Scene
More Than Words/Heaven; Rock of Ages (Motion Picture)
I think that that would mean that my new husband loves me! Hold up! I had a kid before getting married?

Car Accident
Party In the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus (Don't know why I have this song...)
Would that mean that no one is hurt in that car accident? Or that someone did but people in the U.S.A. didn't like them so they are happy that the person is dead or whatever?

Final Battle
The Final Battle; Les Miserables (Motion Picture)
Good song to go with the scene.

Death Scene
Last Kiss by Taylor Swift (I do have other singers, I just don't know where they are)
Does that mean that right before I died I kissed my husband?

Funeral Song
A Thousand Years by Christina Perri
Sad but a good song.

End Credits
Blank Space by Taylor Swift
Um, okay?

Deleted Scenes
I Make My Own Sunshine by Alyssa Bonagura
Amazing song! LOVE IT!

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