sarcasticchocolate
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 08-14-10, id: 2495178, Profile Updated: 03-07-11
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hello lovely person who reads this (;

I don't know if you care, but here are some things about me written in something my bestfriend calls "my style", so hope you like it ^^

I'm me; Anna, and I'm mostly pretty happy about that. I've lived through 15 long years, and I'm still holding strong. Currently I'm spending my 16th year laughing and smiling. Those two things will be demonstrated when I'm either, playing guitar/piano, singing, eating, sleeping, writing/talking with my awesome friends, together with my almost as awesome family, writing (fanfictons, novellas, poetry etc.) or reading(again; fanfictions, romans, novellas, poetry etc.)... and well, I sometimes smile when I'm shy, but that doesn't really count^^
I will admit that I'm not always happy *shock* but those moments, is something I only share with my closest friends. Things that might cause an unhappy reaction could be: stuffed animals, spiders *shudder, sea creatures (no idea why, just find them scary as hell) and "of course" ending up alone in a suburb without having achieved any of my goals. So if you could please NOT do any of those things I will(maybe) give you a hug.
If you ask me a personal, stupid or in otherways offensive question I might answer it sarcasticly, because that's kind of "my thing". If you already now think to yourself "I hate sarcasm" then please go away! If not.. please continue reading...
A bigger question you might want the answer to is the dreaded "Are you single?" and I can answer that in two ways 1) It's not your business & 2) I'm single.. That kind of answered another question: "Am I open about my personal life?" answer: No way in hell! How do I look? I look smoking hot, NOT! (oh right, did I mention my nonexisting selfesteem?) I'm an average girl, with brown/fair hair, green/grey/brown eyes and an average body. My style is my own; lots of black, blue, brown, grey and purple; kind of Alexa Chung meets urban i guess? If you ever see me shaking my shoulders uncontrolably when I'm laughing don't be afraid; I'm NOT having an epileptic seizure... I'm just laughing my normal retarded laugh. If you ever find my hands ice cold, again don't be afraid; I always have very cold hands(maybe I'm half vampire, that would be kind of cool.. and revolting). If I'm biting my lip, I'm not trying to hurt myself to feel better, I'm just bored

If you for some unimaginable reason is still reading, because you either find me exceptionally obnoxiuos or lovely(hahah, don't really see myself as "lovely") then either way please contact me; I you xD

And as everyone else says... please feel free to ask me questions, I don't bite(I think, unless I am half vampire?) though I might respond with a sarcastic comment, as I already told you... Well, you can give it a try, then we'll see how I'll answer it;)

That was really boring... Iknow.. but well.. don't really have an excuse.

My Fanfictions:

Renesmee Carlie Cullen; the after life.

I probably won't write any other Twilight fanfictions, but I might write one for If I stay... so stay tuned! :D

Or something?

Kim and Jared by mediate89 reviews
Kim and Jared's story as told by me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jared, Kim
Renesmee Carlie Cullen: The After Life reviews
Renesmee decided to run away to a boarding school in eastern Canada, because of the sudden feelings of love she felt towards her best friend Jacob. She tries her best, but she can't ignore the pull she has towards her destiny and soulmate; Jacob. Will she stay or leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,394 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete