As promised, c4m's new account.

To start off, I won't give out my name(people who know it, don't even think about it!) But I'm gonna tell you people this. I'm 11 years old, 5th grade. I'm kinda short(4' 7")but who gives a damn? I'm just a fic writer! Oh yeah, and I live in the small yet big (?) islands of the Philippines.

I'm a WWE addict. (self-proclaimed, eh)

My fave wrestlers have got to be:

John Cena--He's the champ, that's why! Not just that, his album ROCKS not to mention he can put away his opponents with a single FU. Tough, tough, tough.

Undertaker--Of course! The phenom! He's literally indestructable. Or was it indestructible?

Batista--He's a great wrestler--he just throws his opponents around like they were gnats.

Rey Mysterio--The little guy can FLY!

Stone Cold--Tough as nails. Rockin' Stunner. Great mic skills. Built of steel. What else can describe this guy?

Triple H--Huh? Why do I like him? He's sick and twisted, but it's...it's...you know what it is? It's just a FREAKIN' STORYLINE! Gone are the days when you guys believed in scripted wrestling...

Shelton Benjamin--JR (condolences) couldn't have said it better: The finest pure athlete in the business.

Paul London--Used to like the guy...then hated him...then liked him again. He's pure fearless...remember Royal Rumble '05? Saw how he went up to Snitsky and fought back? Or do you recall April 7 '05 SD? He didn't give a damn about his head being busted, he just went on with the match. He IS a (cough) loser, shall I say, but hey, who can ignore his true faithfulness to his job? He really CAN do stuff.

Chris Jericho--He's so hilarious! I mean like, 'Monkeys in the truck..' or 'Ladies and gentlemen and Jericho-holics of all ages...' I was laughing my head off when I watched my first Highlight Reel. Curse you, Bischoff for firing the guy(of course, Y2J was never fired, he just left for hiatus. That was in kayfabe.)

My fave divas:

Trish Stratus--While she may have been a you-know-what last year, she's a diva who truly deserves the limelight. She's Queen Charisma and her wrestling is freakin' awesome.

Victoria--She's part of the 'Ladies in Pink', the clique which I hate, but her in-ring performance is great. She's Taker's female counterpart and she is just so powerful and tough.

Lita--A you-know-what, but her performance rules. She's got guts and glory! Remember last year? Of course you do.

Michelle McCool--Where the f--you know what I meant, anyway, where'd she go? She's the only SD diva around that can actually wrestle! SD needs ya!

Now for my HATE list:

JBL--So hate the guy. He's fat, ugly, arrogant, and his fat mouth needs to shut up.

Randy Orton--Oh no, this is just NOT good. Stupid fangirls who drool over him, (in the words of the self-proclaimed Legend Killer himself) they make me sick! Orton is uglier than my dust-laden shoes. His chin is DISGUSTING because it's shaped like an a--. (I hope you knew what I meant)Not to mention his lips are in the WORST lip shade available. I'm not even sure why the stupid fangirls love him. I don't wanna talk about Orton anymore, or else I might throw up.

Hassan and Daivari a.k.a. The UN (Undecided Nations) officials a.k.a. illegal immigrants--NOOO! DAIVARI'S BACK! NOOO!

And more...

Most HATED divas:

Melina--Annoying despicable wannabe. She is SO over. Oh yeah, about the A-List thing, she's right. MNM IS number one on Hollywood's A--HOLE List! Jeez...what a pathetic loser. And I don't believe she's all that rich. Her skirts are SO short. I think she preserved those from preschool.

Candice--THAT. ANNOYING. HO. She sucks. Really.

Other faves:

Stephanie McMahon--She is pure tough, smart, charismatic and RICH! Heh heh... and she's so powerful, she has everyone in her hands.

JR--The guy deserves condolences too, right?

Adios mi amigos,

ice.vanilla.ice