When Gambit left Rogue on the shores of Blood Moon Bayou, he slipped a playing card into her hand. More than a conciliatory gesture, it signaled the start of something that carried the understanding: Never bet more than you are willing to lose.

Doomed to immortality and fed-up with his lot, Erik loses his temper and offs a group of his more annoying phangirls. He finds himself forced to take refuge in the cellar of an unlovely, unworthy Gerry-phanatic. Absolutely no E/OC, for the record.

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

Good thing for Terry he was killed in the Cradle of Life... now he has a chance for revenge. Will he take it? Or will he get sidetracked by his reflection in a mirror? Read and review if you want a laugh.

An unfortunate series of one shots. Some old, some new, some disturbing, all insane. From Pink Haze to a smut parody... could things get any worse? Don't answer that question.

Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!

Sauron could easily have won the war. How, you ask? Well, with a series of cunning tactics, he could have had all of Middle Earth on his side… Humor fic, R & R!

A few people have written about what happens directly after "Howl's Moving Castle" so I thought I would too. I guess none of us wanted the book to end when it did, so fond had we become of Sophie, Howl et al! :)

A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.

Lara and Terry... in limerick. Oh, I'm so bored... so terribly, terribly bored...

RoryLogan “You overestimate my susceptibility to this thing you call charm...” Just re-uploaded with proper formatting. We'll see if it worked...

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Nobody saw her. Nobody noticed. And she wanted it that way. Unfortunately, events were about to change all of that...

Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.

Inspired by the cute interview with Chloe & Lex in the online version of Torch & the beginning of the episode “Kinetic”. It's not REALLY PG-13 in actual fact although it suggests PG-13 elements

Gambit decides to test his "Cajun charms" on his new teammates. In return, the X-ladies take his ego down a few notches -- hard and fast! (poem)