Tired of looking for Mr. Right in all the wrong places Bella is pushed toward online dating by her friends. Just who will she meet, or not meet with 29 dimensions of compatibility at play? Find out! Rated M AH/AU Slightly OOC

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. Upon arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son Edward.

Entry for the "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" contest. "Knowing that Bella would never be mine nearly destroyed me and I realized that if I wanted any chance at a future where I wasn't pining for her, then I needed to leave."

I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH

Jasper cools Bella down before heating her back up again, just in a different way. All human, fluff, lemons, OOC, AU.

Will geeky Edward ever be able to talk to his crush, star volleyball player Bella Swan? Maybe his online friend can help... Now expanded into a story AH/OOC

Sequel to Off the Record; Trory. Set roughly summer of 2012, if I've done my math right in my head. Warning, I was a liberal arts major. *wink*

Trory. Future fic from show but takes place summer 2011. Rory's a reporter, trying to get a one-of-a-kind interview, and finds Tristan instead. Rated M, for full Trory steam.

Jasper would know that beautiful brunette anywhere; she saved his life when he was little. That was why he was so surprised to see her in Forks...that, and the fact that she hadn't aged since the day they met. JasperBella, vamp AU

One shot. Hockey fan, Bella Swan, has dedicated so much time and effort avoiding the 'puck bunny' label that she struggles to acknowledge that the attention from new team addition, Edward Cullen, is directed at her.

Bella and Jasper have never met, but both are headed into their last year of a new college hoping to let the past go. After they meet and with the help of their friends they find where they were always meant to be. AH. B/J.

Bella Swan has always been the friend and never the girlfriend. But when she lands her dream job as a physical therapist for her favorite football team, The Washington Redskins, things start to look up. My entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest..

Bella lets Jasper go when his old love comes along and she's left facing a dilemma. She wants him to be happy but is her own happiness worth sacrificing? AH, minor angst, major fluff, adorable Jasper

Contest entry for Pickyourownadventure: Alice drags Bella to a club one night, she meets sexy guitarist, Jasper Whitlock, and her one wish, that today wasn't laundry day and she had worn sexier panties.

"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...

Jasper is a phone sex operator who has been having an odd relationship with one of his customers. She completely fills all his thoughts that is until he meets someone in real life. My Dirty Talking Jasper Contest entry.

Jasper is a bartender at Bella's favorite night spot. After months of shameless flirting, the timing is finally right. AH J/B pairing.

Stuck in the awkward zone between friendship and more, Bella needs to decide whether to take the plunge or stay on dry land. JasperxBella One-Shot, AH. Rated M for safety.

A Jasper and Bella one-shot. Its Bella's 18th birthday, but there are only good surprises. Smut and Lemons. AU

When Edward confesses his motivation for leaving Bella she realizes she cannot offer him a second chance. Her insistence for closure is met with the realization that one member of the family has no intentions of leaving her unprotected again. [AU]

After their bizarre encounter her first day in biology, Bella was certain that Edward Cullen was the most intriguing aspect of dreary Forks. Until she met his brother. Jasper/Bella

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

The pull of soul mates cannot be ignored. Jasper and Bella find themselves caught in a wirlwind of memories from past lives, as a dark threat starts closing in. If there's one thing they've learned over the centuries, it's this: True love never dies.

Bella and Jasper can't get along. Their mutual best friends are tired of the constant fighting. What happens when they trick them into a vacation where they have to rely on each other for fun? B/J, E/R, Em/A.

Bella has left England for Las Vegas to start over following her latest failed relationship. Can an impromptu night out in her favourite bar change all that? One shot, A/H, rated M for language and citrus! Well, it is Jasper, it'd be rude not to...

Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete

Won second place in the Teach Me the Nasty Contest! Boring, nerdy Bella agrees to enter a dance contest with friends. The problem: She can't dance. At all.

What happens when Bella's truck breaks down on her way across Texas? What happens when she meets a sexy singer at the local bar? How will her scars prevent her from learning to love?

Written for FGB. One-shot AH E/B fluff. One summer, a girl stumbles across a boy and his guitar in the park. There's nothing quite like a summer romance, is there?

Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.

Every summer, Bella returns to her job as a camp counselor in the GA Mountains. When a shortage of female counselors means that she is placed in Adventure Camp with a complete lack of outdoor skills, she is paired with expert counselor, Edward Masen. AH

She remembers a time when he would devour her, wild, hungry - wanting her. He doesn't seem to want her like that anymore. But tonight, she's going to change that.

Jasper is Bella's sex-dummy… and he does not mind in the least. Shameless Jasper/Bella smut and proud of it!

Bella was dating Edward but he cheated on her. Bella is at the bar trying to forget him. What will happen when she meets Jasper? Rated for content. All Human. Two shot might change into a full story.

Winner of two Summer 2009 Indies. A beautifully plain girl writes the colors used to unravel a young prodigy of the brushstroke. What color are the eyes that see through the heart? Forest green and their rooted brown. AH/M. COMPLETE.

While getting dressed for Bella's party in New Moon, Alice decides to finally let Jasper enhance their experience with his power. Please review, even if you just tell me one thing you liked/didn't like! plz excuse typos, etc for now, editing again

Edward comes home to be the Best Man in his sister's wedding, standing up for a guy he can't stand and next to girl he can't figure out. What will happen when he discovers that the Maid of Honor isn't who he thought she was?

One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.

Bella surprises Jasper, after a business trip, with a little something new in the bedroom. A submission for the Twi-Girl Revolution Under Her Thumb Challenge.

Songfic set during New Moon. Jasper comes back to apologize shortly after leaving finding a broken Bella.

Sometimes the person you're with in the beginning is just a stepping stone to the person you're meant to be with at the end...

Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...

Jasper Whitlock didn't notice Bella Swan in high school. Years later he finds himself noticing her, when they bump into each other one night, but he still doesn't remember her. Bella remembers him, and she's going to make sure he never forgets her again.

Post BDM. One-shot leading up to and including the oh-so sexy Kaylee/Simon scene at the end of the BDM.

Jasper/ Bella Student/Teacher One shot fic.... rated M for lemon

Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?

What do you do when you have a thing for your best friends brother? You spy on him in the shower of course...

Jasper Whitlock is finally ready to move on with his life. While in Philadelphia finalizing his divorce, he takes notice of a strange, fascinating woman who just might be the key to unlocking his future happiness. Entry for the AYNIL contest.

Jasper and Bella find a little comfort in each others arms. But what about Edward and Alice?

Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.

Bella Swan fall victim to kidnapping by vampires. But, what could they possibly want with her? And who is The Major? A/U, rated for strong language, dark themes, lemons and mind violence.

Jasper spies on a virtual stranger one day in the laundry room of their apartment building. AH

While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.

Forbidden to love; unable to refrain. Why did that make it so much better? AH Lemony One-shot, an entry for the 'Forbidden Lemon' contest.

Remember the last summer vacation? It was hot, sticky, and your last chance to go to the fair with your friends. Then there was your boyfriend, the lights, the rides and games, and the pink hippos. Oh, and the orgasms. CONTEST ENTRY FOR PUBLIC LOVIN

After a riding lesson gone wrong, Bella finds that her instructor has a different lesson in mind.

Baker Goddess Bella counts the simple connections she has with the dirty, hot construction worker next door to her bakery. Will her simple math have a positive outcome or is she destined for unfulfilled fantasies?

Eric Northman is looking for something; what will he find with real estate agent Sookie Stackhouse at the helm of his house hunt? LEMONS! Pure smutty filthy lemons with a side of story mixed in. ONE SHOT.. maybe. ;

Alice wants to play a prank on her twin, Edward, and she wants Bella to help her.

Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.

Will a chance meeting with an old friend and a pint of Chunky Monkey make Bella's day better or worse? One-shot, AH, M for language and a big, huge lemon.

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...

Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.

It's just smut, guys. The video at the end is on YouTube.

Bella has many reasons for avoiding falling for Edward, the fact that she works for his Dad's company, and that she is older than him seems to stay at the top of her list. If only he'd listen to her reasons.

AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.

Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with ElleCC. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.

Jasper Whitlock is barely getting by after his heart and life were ripped apart. Will his sweet neighbor be the one to help heal him? Lemons.

He's the quiet stoner, she's the popular cheerleader. Where will a not so innocent game of teasing leave them? Entry for the No Bella Allowed Contest. Rated M for language, lemons, and drugs.

Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.

After a considerably long and draining week at school and work, Bella's been through it all. She needs to blow off a little steam this weekend... AU / AH OOC. Rated M for Lemon.

NM world. Angela and Ben asked me a favour...to go on vacation with them. I didn't know that my life would change so drastically. I never thought I could get over Edward leaving me...but now I'm grateful to him. R&R!

AH/OOC. Valentine's Day brings heartache for Bella. She goes into a bar, wanitng to escape, only to find something she never expected. One-shot. Lemon

Entry for the PPSS “An Officer and a Gentleman” contest. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?

A few insistent friends force Bella and Edward to confront their mutual infatuation. Exactly how far will this game of Truth or Dare go? 3rd place Twi-High Anon Challenge - M for language - fluffy ExB - AH

Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language

Sometimes complicated is good. Or really, really great.

One-Shot/Lemon. What happens between Edward and Bella when the heat finally gets turned up in the kitchen? Sparks will fly.

Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.

Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.

What if Sookie had gone to Eric after the rooftop? What would happen after she comforts him? What if Eric visibly takes Godric's last lessons to heart? Some lemons but mostly plot. Lots of character development, action, and intrigue.

Written for the Fandom Gives Back charity auction. After Bella is turned into a vampire, her perfect marriage to Edward falls apart. But as time passes, their eyes begin to clear and their paths realign. Complete.

Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.

Bella first meets Edward Cullen while attending his composition showcase as part of an assignment. So many times she should have resisted him, but she just can't bring herself to say no. One-shot, lemons, AU/AH.

Difficult patients are not the only challenge facing nurse Bella Swan in the Forks Hospital ER--and Dr. Edward Cullen is the biggest challenge of all. He's determined to win her over, she's determined to keep him at arm's length. Who will win?

Bella travels to Alaska to vacation in the cabin Alice loaned her. What happens when Bella finds out she is not the only person staying in the cabin? Alternate Universe/Human. I do not own Twilight

Jasper's ashamed of his body, and Bella shows him - in great detail - why there's no reason he should be. One-shot, AH.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

A hot guy, a shy girl, Christmas presents, wrapping paper, an ugly shirt and...love? Maybe you really can find everything at the mall. One-shot. My entry for the "Who's under your tree" contest. *Lemon*

Jasper is in the hospital after a tractor accident. He is ticked to find out that he has to share a room. Who is the beautiful pregnant woman and why is she all alone? He has to find out. AH/OOC - One Shot

Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?

When Edward takes his two kids to the Christmas tree lot he comes away with more than just a tree. Can a chance encounter lead to forever? AH

Jasper and Bella used to be really good friends. Once Jasper Left for college they lost contact. What happens when he comes back completely different?

Bella requires some after class tutoring. A one shot dedicated to MaitresseSaint for the fandom gives back auction. AH

Hermione's eyes wander over to Draco. She keeps thinking about him. Why? She doesn't know. Their detention together leads to something more.

Jasper and Bella make the most of a Christmas at the Cullens'. AH

When Bella Swan sees something she shouldn’t she can’t help her response, and Edward Cullen can’t help but take that response to the next level.

One-shot for Ninapolitan's Smut Mondays. Best friends Jasper and Bella are having a bad day. Bad day leads to drinking. Drinking leads to dancing. Dancing leads to a kiss on the neck. A kiss on the neck leads to...lemony fun! AH

All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B

Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade

One-Shot, first fan-fic, AH. Bella is taking her son out trick-or-treating. They arrive at the home of a girl in her son’s kindergarten class...What will Bella think of her father?

Sookie helps Eric cope with Godric's death.

Sookie goes to Fangtasia to give Eric a piece of her mind for tricking her into drinking his blood and creating the bond, but in doing so smutty action occurs. E/S. Smut galore.

When the truck breaks down in the middle of nowhere, Bella can only hope that the gorgeous mechanic she finds has the right tool for the job. Rated M for lemons and language. AH-AU. Entry for the Love of Jasper One-Shot Contest.

What happens when you find the perfect person for you and they are too busy looking for Mr. Wrong. Would you be able to stand by....could you be their Someday? AU-AH B/E Rated M for Lemons and potty mouths.

Cocking an eyebrow up, Mal asked the young doctor, "Why are you missing three buttons?"

It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.

Jasper's bad day takes a turn for the better at his evening appointment. My entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest. One-shot. Rated 'M' for language and explicit situations.

Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH

Bella is a barrel rider, when a new bull rider blows into town she finds her self inviting him out for a ride. Entry for the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest.

Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest.

When a lost woman shows up on Jasper's curb, tired from running after her lost dog, Jasper invites her in for a cool drink but ends up for much more than he bargains for. AU,AH. JxB. Written for "For the Love of Jasper" contest

CONTEST ENTRY - FOR THE LOVE OF JASPER. Collab with BamaBabe. Sparks fly when Hotshot Engineer, Bella, meets Fearless Businessman Jasper. AU/OOC/AH

I wasn't quite happy that 'the dream' was in fact, a dream. So, here's my take on it. LEMONS!

Eric/Sookie oneshot. Sookie craves Eric, so decides to go and visit him in his office at Fangtasia. WARNING: RATED MA FOR ADULT SCENE!

A chance meeting in a bookshop could lead to more between Jasper and Bella. AH, AU.

Sequel to "Crave." Sookie is confused by her sudden feelings for Eric, and doesn't know what to believe anymore. She decides to confront him, but gets a lot more in return.

Bella's bad day at work takes a turn toward the sexy thanks to Jasper's kitchen shenanigans. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.

This wasn't her type of music...but he was exactly her type of man. What happens when Bella gets dragged to a country concert only to feel an extraordinary connection with the singer? Jasper/Bella pairing. AH, Lemon! One-shot

NOW COMPLETE. E/B. AU - New Moon. “I should leave you alone. I’ve broken my promise to stay away from you.” Edward’s eyes flashed, anger mixed with longing. “But only because you broke your promise to me first.”

Entry for the Tattward & Inkella Contest. When the A/C goes out in the computer lab during Summer Quarter, things begin to heat up as the students begin to strip to get comfortable. What lies underneath might cause them to combust. AH. BxE.

After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.

A sweet, sexy romp in the woods between Jasper and Bella. Written to satisfy the needs of my one shot poll participants. AU Twilight/A Second Chance at Love crossover. Rated very M. Lemony goodness! Help yourself! Mmm... Jasper...

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

Kaylee has a bit of a cold, and Simon demands she rest. Takes place in BDM after Miranda, but before the Engine Room Scene. Not smut but its implied,a bit fluffy. Please review; like, for realz, please review. thanks

Bella is a determined and bright freshman at Dartmouth's Medical School who doesn't believe in love. When she accepts a new job as an assistant, alongside Edward, will he make her believe? Or confirm her theories? AH, R&R

One day all the flirting got to me and after a comment about how he’d make me scream until my voice gave out I accused Jasper of being all talk and no action.

AU all human oneshot. EPOV. Cannon pairings. Somewhat OCC It is the second day of spring break. Edward and Bella are flirtatious friends, but all that’s between them is tension…right? LEMON! If you don’t like it, don’t read it!

Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

One-shot. Simon visits Kaylee in her quarters while she's prepping for a pedicure. Kaylee/Simon.

THE ONE-SHOT. Written for Jayeliwood's "Sexy Edward" contest. Edward is a movie star with a haunted past. He meets a girl in a book store, and can she save him from his misery?

Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest! What happens when admiring from afar becomes up close and personal? Features: Bartender Edward

For Fallenfate's High School Challenge. E/B Lemony Goodness. AU/All human.

Edward is a history teacher at an upscale boarding school. What happens with he connects with one of his students on a whole new level? For Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest!

Written for Jayeliwood's 'Sexy Edward' contest. 'Blue jeans and rocker tee' Edward. Bella is pleasantly surprised when she spots the breath taking lead singer of the band she didn't expect to like. Rated M for lemons...obviously. One shot.

A lazy Sunday morning... Bella/Jasper.

Bella's truck has broken down, and she needs some help from the local sexy mechanic. Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest! Mechanic Edward.

Set several years post-Breaking Dawn. After you've been through high school several times, biology starts to get really, really boring. And you start looking for other ways to spend the time... EdwardBella, of course.

COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.

All Vampire. Bella and Edward get in a fight, and Edward wants to show her who's in control. Just some smut, angry sex because it's the best. One-shot. Review please!

NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.

Ron and Harry find out that Hermione and Draco are dating, to say that they are unhappy is quite the understatement. Draco decides to just lay low. Hermione has other ideas. She is a Gryffindor after all. Songfic By Leona Lewis. See profile for more info.

Tristan shows Rory why he is called the king of Chilton.

Buffy just wants someone to prove Whistler wrong. BuffyDean. BTVSSupernatural. Set during Empty Places

Like not all of you have said it at some point? My version of Objects in Space, what if Kaylee didn't let Simon walk away after Book interrupted them? SimonKaylee, some smut, but mostly plot.

Simon:Kaylee, overtones Mal:Inara, PostMiranda. A missing scene that expands upon the new status of Simon and Kaylee's relationship while they're stowing supplies at the end of Serenity. Hard R for a little naughtiness crossposted at

This is how life goes for Simon and Kaylee, after Miranda, and River, and death, and danger. This is how life goes for them when they realize time is a finite thing, and missed opportunities are a grievous thing to regret. [postBDM prose]

While visiting Kaylee's family, Simon imparts some wisdom on being a big brother. Kaylee likes it. SK

Kaylee wakes up in someone else bunk with a hangover. Who will help her and how will she thank him? SK one shot, NC17ish.

SimonKaylee. Kaylee finds some of Simon's shirts and wonders why he doesn't wear them anymore.

There is only one rule in the game of seduction...Never fall in love. Draco Malfoy is a prized Death Eater. Hermione Granger, a member of the Order of the Pheonix is sent to seduce him for information.