waffleseggsbaconhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy XII, Twilight, and Final Fantasy XIII. "You must write 1000 pages of shit before you start writing anything that's actually worth reading." - Brian K. Vaughan (a loosely based quote on what he wrote once) That's a lot of pages to write. I write silly smutty yuri stories of my current waifu ships. If you're easily offended by harsh language, violence, and bad stuff happening, you should probably read someone else's work instead of my crap. |
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A Happy Dream by angel0wonder reviews
The wheels of fate turn to allow for new opportunities, possibilities, and change. Specifically for two girls whose fortunes never allowed them to be together, until now.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,597 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 9/23/2018 - Published: 4/12/2011 - [Sayaka M., Kyoko S.]
Lux Calida by anjenoir reviews
No wound is so deep that it can't be healed with a little bit of light, love, and magic.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Cordelia F., Misty D., Madison M
Hotline Bang by angel0wonder reviews
In which Lena has a hot new neighbor who won't speak to her, so she resorts to venting her frustrations by calling a sex hotline. Or In which Amelie is a very bored and disgruntled sex line operator until her neighbor gives her a call.
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,472 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/22/2016 - [Amélie L./Widowmaker, Lena O./Tracer] - Complete
Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,130 - Reviews: 2599 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 2,913 - Updated: 6/30/2016 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
The Camera Loves You by Asynca reviews
How do you recover from an ordeal like on Yamatai? Lara, with Sam's help, is trying to answer this question whilst also coming to terms with the fact she's not the same person she used to be. It's a welcome distraction when another promising job offer is made to her. TR1/TRA/Survivor Plot Remix. Lara/Sam, with complications from a familiar foe.
Tomb Raider - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 130,861 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Lara Croft, Samantha N. - Complete
Candid Cravings by angel0wonder reviews
It all started the day Kyouko seemingly decided to drop a bomb on Homura with the words "We should have sex." Homura started choking violently on her food.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,654 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Homura A., Kyoko S. - Complete
On&on by y8ay8a reviews
It started with a ten foot billboard, it followed with Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka working together, and it became so much more than they ever had thought it could be. Yuri/rated M for explicit scenes in the later chapters. [dropped]
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,127 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
Jellybones by risokura reviews
I wasn't getting any sleep tonight, I knew I wasn't. And you wanna know why? Because I was stuck in a tent with Fang and Lightning tonight. FangLightning
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Fang, Lightning - Complete
Breath's Dance by Sister Coyote reviews
And yes, Fang remembered; now she remembered. Fang/Vanille. Not worksafe. No spoilers to speak of.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Vanille - Complete
Wolfgirl And The Corset by Darkira reviews
"Come, I'll show you something." I told her. "That is if you can take the bloodsucker scent." I said in a teasing, daring tone. I was pushing her buttons and we both knew it. - Entry for Les Femmes Noires contest. Femmeslash, Alice&Leah, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
Assless Shorts by T'Vau reviews
A series of short --emphasis on the short-- one shots, focusing on Penelo and our favorite Viera.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Fran, Penelo
The Star Quilt by Minisinoo reviews
COWBOYS & INDIANS sequel. In the wake of their road-trip to Texas, Leah and Jasper have formed a nascent family -- but where does that leave Alice? And after all that's happened to Leah, can she still hope for even an approximation of normal life?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Alice, Leah - Complete
The Edge by fembuck reviews
One night when Edward is out hunting, Alice drops by Bella’s room to keep her company. Only, things don’t go quite as planned. Sequel to "Golden Slumber". Alice/Bella, Bella/Alice, femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,989 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,143 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
My Choice by SilverLocke980 reviews
The characters, and their thoughts on the weapons they wield. Two new chapters, Vaan/Ninja Swords and Cuchulainn, up!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 43,380 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Food, Sex, Silliness, and a Distinct Lack of Porn by sarasa-cat reviews
The cast stops to have lunch and instead has a very frank conversation. Comedy? Meta-as-a-story? Just follow the cheese. Fran, Penelo, Vaan, Basch, Balthier, Ashe. Written in response to a conversation on LJ.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Fran, Penelo - Complete
Penny by Vixen2004 reviews
What makes a girl a woman? A metal thong? A fuchsia mini skirt? What am I missing? Why does everyone view me as the official kid? ... Maybe it's the pigtails. Penelo Centric
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,986 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Penelo, Ashe - Complete
For the Love of a Pirate by AniDragon aka Riona-chan reviews
Miscommunication sends Penelo and Vaan into a friendly rivalry for the affection of a Sky Pirate. SLASH AND FEMSLASH. BalthierVaan and FranPenelo
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Penelo, Fran - Complete
Alone, Together by Failte200 reviews
Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,373 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Folded Wings by Random1377 reviews
Philosophical questions are only hard to answer if they are asked in the first place. A story of the First Child. Complete
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,989 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Rei A. - Complete
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No, You're the Bottom Bitch! reviews
Sparks fly as weapons and personalities clash. Lightning and Fang can't stop fighting each other as they brawl all the way to the bedroom where they find that they're both power tops. Obviously smut. You have been warned.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Fang, Lightning
Rugby with the Wolves reviews
A two piece of Alice x Leah. Leah hangs out with an all female wolf pack, Alice joins in and wants to play.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Alice, Leah - Complete
The Strange Fate of Two Beings reviews
Ashe/Fran, Ashe will do whatever it takes to take down Vayne and reclaim Dalmasca, even if it means becoming the monster she's sworn to defeat. Can Fran prevent Ashe from a tragic fate? Contains smut and gorey violence in later chapters.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,869 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Ashe, Fran