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Joined 10-23-05, id: 918605, Profile Updated: 10-24-08

I have found that people dont like it when I critize their story... Get over it. I dont sugarcoat things and I always speak/write my mind. If no one was there to tell you your story sucks- then you'd never try to improve as a writer. I am the voice of the people who want to tell you your story sucks but are too afraid to admitt it in a review... (Also, go check out Ghost of Beethoven's profile...- she knows what Im talking about)

Le Douche List (Authors who dont like to accept critizism and will block you from reviewing their stories because they dont want to improve as a writer)

BY THE WAY THE IDIOTS WHO KEEP ON SAYING "WELL HOW CAN YOU CRITIZE A STORY IF YOU DONT HAVE YOUR OWN"- WELL I GUESS YOU SHOULD STOP WATCHING MOVIES. DO YOU HAVE TO BE A DIRECTOR OR PRODUCER TO KNOW IF A MOVIE IS BAD OR NOT...EXCATLY, SO YOU CAN JUST SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

Flameonurass-TruSC (changed her name, should be obvisious as to who she is)

P.S. This is a list of my favorite pairings and the ones I read the most (Im open to anything really, as long as its a good story) So... If you especially screw these stories over- Ill probably send you harsh enough reviews to make you cry- like I did with the person on the douchelist who will remain nameless (Flameonurass-TruSC)...- SO THESE STORIES BETTER BE GOOD OR YOULL BE HEARING FROM ME QUITE SOON!

And I also have a bunch of my stories on my webpage at

Trunks/Pan- Dragonball Z

Angelina/Fred- Harry Potter

James/Lily- Harry Potter

Jason/ Lily- Cloverfield

Jill/Chris- Resident Evil

Cloud/Tifa- Final Fantasy 7

Harry/Hermione- Harry Potter (I dont wanna hear it R/H fans)

Vegeta/ Pan- Dragonball Z (Yes disturbing, I know)

Dom/Letty- Fast and Furious

Miroku/ Sango- Inuyasha

Draco/ Hermione- Harry Potter

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Cue the Sun by Slivovitz reviews
"There's nothing wrong with being alone, Granger." There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Draco meets Hermione one afternoon at Flourish and Blotts two years after the Final Battle. POST DH, ewe: DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,737 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Leave Out All The Rest by Emmy1512 reviews
Bella falls pregnant just before her Senior year of high school. Follow her and Edward through the decisions, good and bad. All characters belong to S Meyer. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 73,388 - Reviews: 2687 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blame The Beauty by bisou reviews
It was 1933 and I was beautiful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 168,505 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett
Last Chance by camnz reviews
The last day of school, a secret is made on the last train ride home. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
RapereTelum by kalipsonoin reviews
Zechs and Noin must both rediscover the meanings to life, even if it first means defying themselves. 6x9 - Lightly Revised
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,630 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 3/13/2003 - L. Noin, Zechs M. - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Chance by Cecilia1204 reviews
Jasper is a professor who is afraid to love again. Alice is his student who is determined break through that fear and fill the lonely places in his heart. AH/AU. First fanfiction ever. Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,967 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
All My Fanfics by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G.
Chasing Yesterday by livyluwho reviews
Angelina left England and everything in it. Going back, was not in her plan. So what happens when her old life comes back to her, can you ever really go back? AJx3FW POST HOG written as if HP deathly hallows doesn't exist. R&R pleaseee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,399 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Angelina J., Fred W.
Aftermath by Animorphgirl reviews
Follows Amanda’s life after surviving Jigsaw’s trap with flashbacks to her earlier life. Coincides with the events in the movies. Finally updated!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,089 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
The Parody by Bing Bong reviews
Parody of the Half Blood Prince. Crazy, insane, weird, random, jelly, ornange juice, fried chicken, drabble, birds of a feather blah blah blah
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 1/11/2006
Of Hooker Boots and Leather Pants by GlowingAshes reviews
A parody of all the terrible plot elements that bother us all. Includes Draco in leather pants and a wellformed Hermione as well as many other mistakes and cliches found in horrid fanfics. Review if you like, flames are always welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Colorblind by tedabug reviews
Fred and Angelina, best mates and much more have been keeping secrets from family and friends. How long can they keep from getting busted when her family hates Fred and George thinks it's all a joke? COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,173 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 10/20/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The JohnsonWeasley Story by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. A story all about Fred and Angelina, from the day they meet in their first year at Hogwarts through Year Seven. All sorts of fluff. Rated R for sex and language (but no twincest). RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete