pantlessherohide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Glee, and Sherlock. Hello there :) I'm Matt, from Germany, and I'm a gleek, a starkid, a potterhead and a unicorn. I don't mind ANY pairing, I read most of them, but I only ship Klaine and CrissColfer hard. I do have a slight obsession with kinks and smut - though everything I write ends up in fluff. I didn't plan on writing fanfiction as I came here, but now I did, and if you like the chubby!Klaine I write, you should check out Breakmydreams, who is responsible for my obsession with it. My tumblr url is pantless-hero, have fun trolling me- awesome, I just burnt my hand. Whatever, feel free to stalk me! ~Matt. |
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Bad Boys Must Be Punished by Gleek4Life216 reviews
Basically a heavily sexual fic involving New Directions as well as other characters. Requests accepted!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,936 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Will S., New Directions - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfectly Wrong by LivAndLetDie reviews
AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Light at the End by UniversalOverlordess reviews
Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,180 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Neon by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
AU. Las Vegas is nicknamed The City of Despair by the people who actually live there. Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are two lost souls wandering the streets and they could help each other, if they didn't hate each other from the first night they met.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,072 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
30 Days in Italy by crissc0lfer reviews
Chris is traveling around the world trying to find love, and he lands in Italy, where he meets Darren, an Italian boy. CrissColfer AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012
Somebody Break My Fall by BreakMyDreams reviews
To an outsider looking in, it would be easy to believe that Kurt Hummel really did have it all. Trigger warning for eating disorders.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dead Man Walking by BreakMyDreams reviews
He felt like a man that was walking to his death, instead of a man going home to dinner with his husband. Chubby!Blaine, Unobservant!Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Mouthing Off by an-alternate-world reviews
GKM Prompt. Blaine has a horrible habit of sucking on things - lollipops, toffees, his thumb. So Kurt offers an alternative to try and make him stop, never expecting him to use it as much as he does.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Never Let Me Go by onceuponafanfiction reviews
Smytheberry and Klaine. "Some good friend of mine told me that people break each other's hearts every day; but when you can find someone who will mend your heart, you gotta hold them tight and never let them go. Promise me that you'll never let me go."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S. - Complete
The Holiday by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Rachel Berry & Kurt Hummel have had enough with their own lives & decide to trade homes for the holiday. Rachel is trying to get over Jesse St. James, while Kurt has just broken up with his boyfriend. Can they find love in an unexpected place? Anderberry!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Protective Mother Syndrome by mental dance party reviews
"So I heard from a reliable source that you were trying to break my baby gays apart," a hand is suddenly turning him from the line to the counter. - Sebastian meets Santana who has more than a few words to say. T because c'mon, it's Santana and Sebastian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Santana L., Sebastian S. - Complete
Impressions, eyes, and kisses by johnnycake333 reviews
Sam teaches Rory tricks to woo a date for Valentine's day. He knows who he wishes Rory's date would be, but he'd never tell Rory that, or himself for that matter. It helps that Rory wants to spend Valentine's Day with his best friend anyway. Sory fluff
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Sam E., Rory F. - Complete
The HummelBerry Situation by Pyrofrickenmaniac reviews
Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,779 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Kurt H., Rachel B. - Complete
Comfort by BreakMyDreams reviews
Blaine isn't sure how it happened, but suspects some strings were pulled on his parents part, and he winds up spending his freshman year abroad. Missing Kurt and hating Europe, he takes comfort in food. chubby!blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Inevitable: When We Were Just Kids by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Burt is showing Blaine Kurt's Baby book, which should mean embarrassment, but with it they realize that 'Kurt and Blaine' go back much further than that day on the Dalton Academy stairs. Kid!Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Freshman Fifteen by BreakMyDreams reviews
"Yeah, but they call it the freshman fifteen, Kurt", Blaine grumbled, making his was out of the kitchen and flopping back onto the couch in his apartment, "Not the freshman fifty." Chubby!Blaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bowties, Suspender, and Glasses, Oh My! by BreakMyDreams reviews
In which Kurt realizes that his boyfriend is kind of a nerd. Nerd!Blaine, shameless smut, Bottom!Blaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Camouflaged by KelsArchive reviews
Ami "with an 'i'" Davis has been plagued with the title "new kid" for the last month. And when a certain big-lipped blondie, Sam Evans, moves into town, she's going to have a lot more trouble keeping her important secrets. But what are those secrets?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sam E.
Belly Aches by BreakMyDreams reviews
Kurt wasn't entirely sure how he ended up dating the human equivalent of a garbage disposal, but he had long ago given up trying to figure out the why's and how's of his relationship with Blaine. Domestic fluff, belly aches, and belly rubs.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Healthy by BreakMyDreams reviews
"You are healthy, and you are sexy, and I love you." Kurt's favorite jeans no longer fit, and it is all Blaine's fault. Chubby!Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Political Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,357 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Got it Bad by starkidd reviews
Kurt has it bad for the new teacher, Mr. Anderson.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Teach Me A Lesson by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Teacher!Kurt meets Badboy!Blaine, and lots of dirty sex happens. Basically. This is essentially 1 part plot and 2 parts porn. Don't say I didn't warn you..
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Stress Habits by BreakMyDreams reviews
Senior year is a stressful time, everyone deals differently. This will be a multi-chapter story, contains chubby!blaine, bottom!blaine and smut, don't like then don't read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,535 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sadie Hawkins Angel by BeautyHeldWithin reviews
The events that followed the Sadie Hawkins dance and how they changed the course of Blaine Anderson's life. Oneshot. Rated for violence.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
For Your Entertainment by Emoryems reviews
Blaine/Kurt Puck Finn. Rated M for a reason - please read warnings inside. Puck and Finn walking in on Blaine and Kurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Sting by xonthefloor reviews
Without even planning it, Puck and Kurt find out that they actually get along when no one is watching. But after sudden twist of events, they'll realize that getting along may not be enough for the two of them.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 293,844 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
We Should Do This Every Weekend by BreakMyDreams reviews
"If you haven't figured it out yet", Kurt spoke softly, "You can have me pretty much any way you want." Food kink, weight kink, stuffing, if those aren't your type of thing then skip on over this!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Seek, Find, Keep by aspiringtoeloquence reviews
Blaine is a fantastic seeker. So is Kurt, and they've both found what they've been looking for in each other. But as a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, can they make it? And will they ever feel able to tell the world? Glee characters in the HP verse.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,355 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
All About The Teasing by BreakMyDreams reviews
During his time at Dalton Kurt puts on a little weight and after his return to Mckinley he finds out that some people actually like that kind of thing. Written for a prompt in the Glee Kink Meme.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Without You by shivvy1080 reviews
Blaine went through the days barely living, barely surviving. Future-fic.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Missing You by subitodolcediva reviews
Blaine sees Kurt off to Nationals with a smile and a kiss. Kurt gives him a mysterious disc with strict instructions for him to watch it alone as a reward for his support. I wonder what could be on this mysterious disc?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
It only happens when they are drunk by superninjagurl reviews
It only happens when they are drunk. When the music has died down and they are enclosed by darkness and the flickering lights of the city night. Puck walks him home – they steady each other, Kurt's body is so warm and inviting pressed up against his side.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
The TangerineEyed Demon by lucyvanpelty reviews
Kurt's only childhood 'friend' was a Demon, lurking within his closet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
To Be Seen by Emoryems reviews
Kurt finds himself in a very dark place, balanced on a precipice without someone to pull him away. Warnings for attempted suicide and depression. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,230 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
We'll Never Be Porn Stars by gleekilicious reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and things don't exactly go as they'd always imagined they would... Not that it matters in the end. Pure smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Uptown Fool, or: Six Times Will's Eyes Wandered by Angelus1 reviews
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doing well...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Finn H., Will S. - Complete
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Alone In The Water reviews
Sherlock is alone in the water. Crack? Don't kill me. Not to be confused with Alone On The Water. Rated T for implications.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spanish Intervention reviews
Darren is not pleased at all with Chris' sudden interest in a certain Latino ft Ashley and Harry. Dedicated to Heidi, pianoprinceblainey on tumblr, since I simply couldn't stand to see her this upset over the lack of Ricky Martin jealousy CC RPF.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
I'm not scared reviews
Santana is scared of wanting Sebastian. Sebastian isn't scared of wanting Santana. The cello should be scared of both of them. Warnings for abuse of a cello.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sebastian S., Santana L. - Complete
Bad Touch reviews
TRIGGER WARNINGS for self-harm and eating disorders. Slight bloodplay, d/s and well ... this is MESSY. Jeremiah is an asshole, and he hates it. Sebastian knows, and is an even bigger one. Messy, dirty, violent, dark sex. Lol.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sebastian S., Jeremiah - Complete
Mystery reviews
Jeremiah works at the Scandals. Sebastian stays for a private party. PWP without anything but porn so yeah have fun. Warnings: slight breathplay, facefucking and facials.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sebastian S., Jeremiah - Complete
Footsteps reviews
In which Noah surprises his boyfriend on Christmas Eve. Puckurt. Based on a requested prompt by waytotheend. :3
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Daze reviews
In which Blaine shamelessly abuses Kurt's weakness for candy. Chubby!Kurt, fluff, smut, slight stuffing. Rated M due to mild smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Love Every Inch of You reviews
Underneath Kurt Hummel's wardrobe, there are things he doesn't want his boyfriend to see, but Blaine doesn't mind to have more of him to love. Chubby!Kurt, Fluff
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete