Miranda meets Sherlock. And hilarity ensues. Need I even say more?

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

A child given away in the dark. The Doctor pulled across the vortex by a foreign energy. Illusions, spectres, eyes of rich chocolate brown, and a challenge. Possibly the greatest one the Doctor has ever faced.

AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could've predicted the way their lives would intertwine... Now Complete. Ch. 33 UPDATE: This story has been temporarily removed, see last chapter for details.

Dean is watching a show about pies. Little does he know Cas baked him one?

When a strange death occurs in a small town near London, the godmother of the victim and the new inhabitant of 221C Baker St, Charlotte Bishop, is blown into life racing after Sherlock Holmes. A new partner, a wolfish criminal, the past erased, the simple action of solving a crime is laced with threats and deception. Set in AU season 3.

Post Journey's End and after The Next Doctor, the Doctor finds out he's somehow become a universal outlaw. He doesn't know how, he doesn't know why, but he knows he can't figure this out alone and the only person he can trust to help him is Donna.

Something is going on with Shawn. He is hurting but no one knows what is wrong. Can they help him? No slash. Angst. WARNINGS: depression, addictive characteristics, all around dark themes!

Shawn Spencer is a real psychic. He knows EVERYTHING. How does an all knowing Shawn make a difference to the episodes? PLEASE REVIEW!

In the aftermath of the Reichenbach Falls, Sherlock struggles to regain what he had lost and take out the one man left in Moriarty's web. Sebastian Moran. I am horrible at summaries and desperately hope someone can come up with something better

AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers

For the first time in his life, Shawn Spencer was speechless. He just starred at his girlfriend as she waited for him to say something. "After six years I finally make a mistake. A mistake this stupid!" Shawn thought to himself. "Scratch that, these past six year have been a mistake." Extreme spoilers for "Deez Nupps" in the first chapter. Proceed with caution

"It wasn't his coat anymore..." The sentence came to my mind, and I had to use it. Drabbles for 11.

After the events in Mercy, the Doctor falls ill and is unable to contain his darker side, thus the Dream Lord is released. Now it's up to Amy, Rory and a weakened Doctor to save the victims of the Dream Lord, namely the Doctor's past companions including Martha, Mickey, Jack, Donna and Rose. The Dream Lord is playing a game and it's all about not losing your mind. Can they do it?

Gabriel is determined not to get caught up in the entire Apocalypse business. When Castiel shows up on his doorstep, begging him to play babysitter for a newly de-aged Sam and Dean, he changes his mind pretty quickly, though. There is no chance that this will turn out anything but hilarious after all, right?

What if something happened when Juliet was driving home from Lassie's wedding reception? Few spoilers for Deez Nups. :)

The exchanges of Sherlock when there isn't a case on.

John is alerted to a murder case in the unlikeliest of places and, strangely enough, Sherlock accepts. But in the interim of solving it, John forces Sherlock to have thrilling adventures by trying the various experiences of the happiest amusement park on earth, making interesting discoveries along the way.

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand.

The road to the end is not a path easily taken. When Castiel and the Winchesters are reunited after the betrayal of Metatron, the fight to close Hell continues. With old friends and new allies they struggle to find a balance of family and newly found feelings. 8x23 spoilers. Slash.

She felt tears welling up in her eyes. She turned to him, "Why'd you have to hurt me? Why'd you take my heart and then let me down? Why'd you say you loved me when you don't?"

Gus tries to protect his friend after Lassie's wedding. Based on 7x07.

Shawn is shot in the head while on a drugs bust and the doctors are worried he may never wake up or how extensive brain damage will be. (thanks for sticking with me through this story, sorry it took so long to complete. Hope you enjoy)

Alternate ending to 7x08 (and therefore spoilers!). Shawn mumbles something in his sleep, and Juliet decides to listen in. Will this change anything? One-shot.

Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.

For an art class he's taking to please his physical therapist, John has to draw the person that means the most to him. He ends up drawing a just-awoken Sherlock, bedhead and all.

Post-ep for 7x07 "Deez Nups." (Spoilers for that episode, naturally). In spite of the title, this one is mostly about morning...

"Who was she kidding? Not even five gallons of ice cream would fix this." Spoilers for 7x07.

One little kiss had the power to change everyone's life. Especially if you were Juliet O'Hara and Shawn Spencer. Fate was just out to get you, it was a given. And this given was probably the best thing to happen to the both of them. Shules! One-shot!

Shawn has had it up to here with Juliet messing with his head. Will it ever end?

"Everyone thinks I'll get over you one day but I know I won't. Until I see you again, goodbye." Character Death.

What's Sam really doing all that time on the computer? Fangirling. Over Chuck's Supernatural books. Now Wincest might be a bit too much to deal with, but Destiel he might be able to get on board with... Especially after being around the two people involved for three days straight.

John isn't the only one who has nightmares. When Sherlock returns, they bring him down, almost as far as he fell before. So the question is if he can find a way, after everything he has been through, to find hope again. Post-Reichenbach one shot. Rated T because I'm a bit paranoid.

After Sherlock Holmes is gone, John Watson sees himself obliged to go back to the life he had before meating his adventurous companion. After a working day, when John decides to go for a walk, he sees something that makes him believe that Sherlock may not be dead after all.

Mrs Hudson was more than Sherlock's landlady or housekeeper; she was his second mother. John could see that in the silent moments that passed between them. A look at Mrs Hudson and Sherlock's relationship through the eyes of John.

Snippets of Sherlock's life as a kid. Some kid!John too. May or may not have hinted (innocent) slash, depending on how you look at it.

What memory could be so dangerous that the Doctor would conceal it from himself? The TARDIS crashes into the world where Rose and the Meta-crisis have lived happily for the past 9 years. Rose and the Ponds must help the Doctor figure out the secret of a memory hidden within his mind, a memory that is somehow linked to a storm so powerful that it threatens to destroy the universe.

Sherlock wakes up one morning and finds that something is not right. Sorry about the vague description but I don't want to give too much away too soon! Filling a prompt for Prothoe - sick!Sherlock. Friendship only between John and Sherlock. Please R&R!

Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)

"I love Lily- still do, more than I can ever say. Even if I tell her everyday, she'll never know exactly how much." so, we know how they got together, but there are still questions lingering. What happens now? The unfinished sequel to "The Memories of a Tiger Lily"- discontinued, sorry guys!

What's Christmas without a new and (mildly) horrifying case told through one Dr. Watson's list of complaints about his flatmate? Well. Sherlock!AdventCalendar

Things get more complicated with Miranda and Gary.

I couldn't possibly have strep throat. - SH

In which John touches Sherlock, and Sherlock wishes for Things He Shouldn't.

Life was good, after he'd spent three years dead, after he'd returned. He had his old life back, and John at his side. And then Sherlock was consulted on a case, Harry Watson turned out to be a suspect, and loyalties were tested, in a way they never were before. Post-Reunion.

Got that bitch jam. Bitches love jam.

Donna can't sleep. Usually when that's the case, she goes and finds the Doctor to talk to him. But events from earlier on in the day have had a horrible effect on the Doctor. Slight Doc!Whump or Ill!Doc as I like to call it! with Donna/Doctor friendship! Please read, review but most of all, enjoy!

Rose Tyler is one of the most amazing people in all of time and space. And thanks to six little words she will never believe it.

Rose tells the Doctor what she knows about him. Fluff.

John Watson's rebellious cousin comes to live in 221C Baker Street to straighten her life out at her parent's will. Soon, she's brought into the mystical and dangerous world of Sherlock Holmes. Something even more terrifying starts to happen during her stay: Sherlock shows how human he really can be.

River Song wore black on her wedding day.

When The Doctor's favourite bowtie goes missing, he thinks he has an idea of who's got it...

You might want to write these down.

Short little piece poking fun at River's catchphrases.

...She will shoot the toaster oven.

when Sherlock returns to 221B after The Reichenbach Fall. mostly canon but a bit of Johnlock at the end.

Just some personal Sherlock head-canon. Or; Sherlock likes to cuddle.

Sherlock finally succeeds in being helpful.

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

John has kept a secret from Sherlock, and Sherlock is not pleased.

Sherlock wants to know how Mycroft does it.

The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.

When Martha Hudson stumbled across one of her old school chums, it didn't seem like a big deal to spin the tale of a better life than she really has. Or at least, it didn't until that friend showed up on her front step, expecting to meet Mrs Hudson's sons. Fortunately, Sherlock always knows just what to do. One-shot, implied Johnlock

Post-Reichenbach, Sherlock returns. But everything's changed, leaving things between him and John uncertain and tense as they work a case involving Mary Morstan's father. Will they be torn apart? Will it matter if Sherlock's demons pull him under first? A casefic based on the ACD novel. Complete. The casefic/Adlock sequel, "The Way the Heavens Go" is currently being posted.

John deals with Sherlock's death by creating an imaginary Sherlock.

Based on this kink meme prompt: John is injured or ill. Sherlock makes it his mission to care for him. John didn't expect him to care and is a bit freaked out. He's also a terrible patient and Sherlock isn't half bad at taking care of John.

This is the story of what would happen if John ever encouraged Sherlock to watch an episode of Doctor Who. The end. Oneshot, Pre-Reichenbach and very, very short...

Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.

John's son broke all of Sherlock's rules, and when they met, Sherlock changed from the borderline sociopath most people thought he was to something that John had trouble describing... Godfather!Sherlock. COMPLETE.

"What was I supposed to see in James Potter? What did everyone else see in him? Me, I only saw his bloated head." how did Lily and James ever fall in love?

Liz and Sherlock's life in 221b, starting with John moving in. Three guesses who keeps leaving the mysterious messages. If there were a third genre it would probably be romance. SHERLOCK/OC

John is ordinary. Irene is not. John/Sherlock, Sherlock/Irene.

In which Sherlock is not a sociopath.

Post Reichenbach Fic. All the things that were missed. The reactions, the funeral, the fights, the movement, the reunion. Warnings for : Character "death" spoilers, blood? Emotions?

Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF

Little drabbles about the lives of our favourite detective and doctor. Various genres.

Sherlock and John have only till 9pm to solve five puzzles before somewhere in London goes up in flames. But when Moriarty is involved not all is what it seems... Made from the sherlock bbc fic kink meme, full of banter, h/c, humour and angst

Sherlock is dead. John moves on. Sherlock doesn't.

Sherlock gets comfortable.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.

Sherlock returns

Incapacitated before Christmas, John and Sherlock expect to return home to a miserable, cold, present-less and christmas-less flat. But upon arrival they are presently surprised. Full of H/C, banter and warm fuzzies. De-anon from the sherlockbbc fic meme

This is a domestic abuse fic, dark Doctor – Does not follow or have any connection with any of my other stories. Rating has gone up due to chapter 9.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

Sherlock is bored. Surprise Surprise John/Sherlock

Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.

A very inebriated John devises a clever means of proposing marriage to Sherlock. Unfortunately, he's forgotten all about it by the next morning.

In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.

this one of three short stories flowing on from the Doctor Who Christmas special.

"But when Miranda was involved, well... things never went quite so swimmingly as all that." Miranda/Gary, awkward meeting shenanigans.

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

Random one shot based on a dream I had about a pregnant River in denial and a perception filter.

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.

Series of short drabbles based on River and The Doctor

Companion to my ficlets. An introspective look into each episode. Starting with a study in pink.

"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"

It's really a Doctor Who/Sherlock/Harry Potter crossover but I'm only allowed to have 2 shows. Basically, Jenny steals the TARDIS and they go all around the universe. Main characters are Anderson, Astrid, Bem, Jenny, Jethro, Howie, Oliver Wood and Nigel.

Sherlock doesn't like it.

River walks in on their daughter, enough said. Rated T for mentions of adult-y situations.

Finally, someone that could play with Sherlock. Sherlock/Moriarty. G.

It's Sherlock's Birthday

Sherlock/John drabble.

The Impala finally gets the chance to love Dean back. The problem is, Castiel seems to be in its way.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Five 100 word Doctor Who drabbles. No pairings. Characters include the Doctor, River Song, and Mickey Smith.

Life had not treated Mrs. Hudson well. It made up for it, a thousand times over, by sending her Sherlock Holmes.

While Sherlock is afraid of losing John, John is afraid of losing Sherlock.

There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

"So did Dean ever tell you about the time he ran into a tree because he was staring at you?" Sam asked Castiel. pre Destiel

Complete. Dean/Cas Sam/Gabe slash. 4 months after the apocalypse that wasn't, Sam, Cas and Gabe are brought back to life at the same time and place, leaving Sam to deal with two suddenly human angels and the fact that he can never see his brother again.

Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.

Is John capable of loving Sherlock? Is Sherlock capable of love?

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Sam is dating Gabriel. Castiel is dating Dean. The big brothers remember how they raised their little brothers when they're forced to accept someone else in their little brothers' lives.

When Dean touches a strange mirror, he's whisked away to one alternate reality after another and it doesn't take him long to realize the universe is trying to tell him something.-Dean/Castiel

From this prompt: For some reason, they have to take a long plane trip. Cas helps Dean through it. Fluff

Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Dean is doing stuff. Castiel is getting stuff done to him. It seems like the only one who understands what "stuff" actually means is Sam. Sometimes it's hard being the smart one.

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

People credit John Watson with saving Sherlock from himself. People are often wrong. Before John, someone else saved Sherlock, and she keeps saving him. Even now. A glimpse into the Sherlock only Mrs. Hudson gets to see. One Shot.

Dean/Cas, multichapter, slight AU. Dean's busy trying to re-soulify his brother, but Cas needs help. Maybe it's time Dean gave it to him. Ch. 15: Dean glared indignantly. "I find the term 'lovebirds' to be offensive. We prefer to be called 'sex-falcons.'"

Sherlock doesn't have sex on a case. This one lasts six weeks, or forty-three days to be exact. UST abound!

John wonders why Sherlock's eyes are so fascinating to him.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

"Let's just assume for the moment that every guy in here likes me." Flynn/Rapunzel. Oneshot. Fluff warning.

Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

The boredom drives Sherlock insane.

The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.

John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.

Mrs. Hudson has a date. Sherlock wants to be introduced.

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

it was the last wedding sherlock would ever attend; Sherlock/John, slash

John has been acting strangely. Sherlock observes and realizes something. Sherlock/John, Sherlock POV.

Roommates are curious things. Curious in the way that no-one ever really wants one initially, and yet they always have this knack of sticking around. And sometimes, they work their way into your life until you can't imagine it without them - John/Sherlock

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

When Castiel leaves after Lucifer's defeat, all he asks is that Dean wait for him. So that's exactly what Dean does.

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

John realises he only lets Sherlock touch him. Much introspection follows. Pre-slash

SamXGabriel. "Move, or I'll sleep on you," Sam says, glaring at the angel.

Gabriel continues to be helpful, Dean has trouble verbalising things, and Castiel sides with his brother. Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Stand-alone sequel to "Damn Straight." Dean/Cas, slight AU, Human!Cas. Dean and Cas have been together for a few weeks now, and Sam discovers that they still haven't done the deed. So what's the hold up? Now Complete. Ch4:Sam's motel neighbors are noisy.

Humorous Cas/Dean, with multiple POVs. Slight AU. Fluffy. Ch. 5: Sam sat in the Impala in the motel parking lot, praying that three and a half hours at the library had been long enough. Now Complete, continued in the sequel "Wait Wait Wait."

Sam catches Dean and Castiel sharing an intimate moment in an ice cream parlor. WARNINGS: slash, me writing fluff, mild gay bashing, awesome!Sam

Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.

In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

Dean ended up choosing the hot librarian as his new roommate. AU Dean/Castiel Sam/Sarah

When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.

Preslash. Dean discovers that Castiel is actually 'his' angel...he just doesn't realize just how possessive that realization has made him.

Humor one-shot about Dean/Cas. Originally written for a prompt on comment fic on livejournal, "For a guy who never talks you sure send some racy text messages." Set while angels and demons are looking for Dean since he is supposed to be a vessel,Season 5

...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.

When Sam and Dean re-visit their dad's storage container, Sam makes an unexpected discovery. Set early season 3.

Dean never could resist a good dare. [Oneshot. Slash. Wincest.]

At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.