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Joined 10-19-05, id: 916295
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.
To days of inspiration
Playing hookey, making something out of nothing
The need to express -
To communicate,
To going against the grain,
Going insane
Going mad

To loving tension, no pension
To more than one dimension,
To starving for attention,
Hating convention, hating pretension
Not to mention of course,
Hating dear old mom and dad

To riding your bike,
Midday past the three piece suits
To fruits - to no absolutes -
To Absolut - to choice -
To the Village Voice -
To any passing fad
To being an us for once- instead of a them

To hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
To yoga, to yogurt, to rice and beans and cheese
To leather, to dildos, to curry vindaloo
To huevos rancheros and Maya Angelou
Emotion, devotion, to causing a commotion
Creation, vacation
Mucho masturbation

Compassion, to fashion, to passion when it's new
To Sontag, to Sondheim, to anything taboo
Ginsberg, Dylan, Cunningham and Cage
Lenny Bruce, Langston Hughes
To the stage
To Uta, to Buddha, Pablo Neruda, too
Why Dorothy and Toto went over the rainbow
To blow off Auntie Em
La vie Boheme

Bisexuals, trisexuals, homo sapiens,
Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men,
Pee Wee Herman
German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein
Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa
Carmina Burana
To apathy, to entropy, to empathy, ecstasy
Vaclav Havel - The Sex Pistols, 8BC,
To no shame - never playing the Fame Game
To marijuana
To sodomy, it's between God and me
To S & M
La vie Boheme

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The Calling by Aranel-DiSonne reviews
Elladan loves Tae, Tae loves Elladan. So why don't they get together? Good question. She's got to save the world of course! Girl falls into ME fic. Warning: Most likely a Sue... Rated for later smut and innuendo.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 155,593 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Elrohir, Elladan
Remus the Romantic by IrethAncalime3791 reviews
When Remus decides that the Marauders should pursue entrepreneurship, chaos and drama ensue. Sirius deals with bad family blood. James tries to figure out this maturity business. Lily decides she needs to loosen up, so she experiments with dating.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Remus L., Lily Evans P.
The King by blurr reviews
Enelya, a she-elf who is close friends with the King, is given to Legolas as a royal concubine, but perhaps this is a cover up? A story about relationships & dialogue between friends and lovers. Romantic read, not detail-oriented with the original LOTR.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,061 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Legolas
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
First Knight by Asha Dreamweaver reviews
BtVSLotR. Buffy gets sent to Middle Earth to help bring down Sauron. Her duty, like the Istari, is not to confront Sauron directly but to help those fated to face him bring him down. More specifically she’s to help the King of Gondor get on his throne.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 482,935 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 4/13/2004
There Is No Applause by JennyJoy4 reviews
Hannah gets a job at a mental hospital, translating for a man who will speak only Elvish. But she isn't exactly a huge fan of Tolkien anymore... COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,853 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/11/2006 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
All Who See These Times by JennyJoy4 reviews
Sequel to A Mysterious Way. Katie, a little older and wiser, is once more transported to Middle earth, in time to witness a great turning point in its history: the War of the Ring. While there, she witnesses a great turning point in herself, as well. COMP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,667 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Shattered Reflection by Kokki reviews
BtVS.LotR—A different take on what would happen if Buffy crossed into Middle-earth. For Buffy, this will be the most important journey that she embarks upon in life after death; the quest to save herself. Characters: Buffy; Legolas and other favourites.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005
Marauders Unveiled by Valerie Vancollie reviews
Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests. This story was a contest finalist!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/26/2005 - George W., Remus L. - Complete
Red Dawn by missjov reviews
A romantic adventure with Faramir. Tragic outcome. Chapter 12 [Answer] up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,391 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Faramir
Rainy Day Weekend by Mage Skywalker reviews
It's a stormy weekend for Yugi and Yami. The downpour of rain outside and the flood of emotions inside. One battles a storm within his body and the other must over come his illusions in order to help. Rated only for Yaoi YandYY BEWARE OF FLUFF
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,050 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Captain My Captain by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
Chapter 53. The Promise. The dinner with Faramir continues, and this story finally ends. Now Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 307,329 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/19/2002 - Faramir - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Homecomings reviews
A drabble answering the question Why was there no Mrs. Thranduil mentioned in The Hobbit? Perhaps not quite as plausible as I'd like, but a possible answer none the less.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Legolas - Complete
A Visitor in Imladris reviews
A series of ficlets based upon an earlier devised list: 10 Things I Learned While Living With the Elves. Includes everything from drunken speeches to rolling pin wielding chefs. You have been warned...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 10/24/2005
To the Waters and the Wilds reviews
A story in which rangers rush to the rescue, our heroine gets hopelessly lost, and then becomes hopelessly found again. In which Athrabeth Finrod ah Andreth is reawoken, Elrond truly is kind as summer, and no bamfing occurs whatsoever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Elrohir, Elrond
My Once and Future Self reviews
During a Death Eater attack on Diagon Alley Hermione gets sent back to 1976. But despite her attempts to stick to the rules, she can’t idly stand by as people she now knows are going to die. Because every HP fan should write a time travel fic. HGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,672 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Remus L., Hermione G.
An Even Fight reviews
Linwë Anwamanë is the perfect addition to the Fellowship. She's a better swordsman than Aragorn, better looking than Arwen, and brave beyond belief. However evil just decided to even the score...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete