I ship LADYNOIR/ADRINETTE/MARICHAT/LADRIEN

If you like crayziness, I'm the girl you can be friends with!

Have you ever had an enemy on your street?

Yep, There's the lamp post right now... Hi.

There's a man of
Which we're fans of
Out there sailing around the world.
He's a pirate
Always wasted
And the captain of the Pearl.

His vocabulary's extraordinary.
Pirate linguist is quite superfluous, really
Go, YO-HO
A pirates life for me.
There's a man of
Which we're fans of
Out there sailing around the world.
He's a pirate
Always wasted
And the captain of the Pearl.

He's the master
He's a bastard
He's a liar
And he's plastered.
Drink up, me hearties - yo-ho

And a Pirates life for me.

You have a debt to pay...

Also, I don't get it. Sometimes people complain to me, saying all of my profile is underlined. IT'S NOT!!!

I logged out. It was...

Now thats all over and done with...

HI! My name is Hallie! I love to write stories and stuff so here I am. I tend to get a little over excited, and I cant seem to finish my stories unless I work real hard. Otherwise, I go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on an don and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and well, you get the point. I hope. Some can be really long and others quite short. Anyways here is a bit about me!

NAME- Hilary Britt (Hallie)

SISTER- Tristie Britt (Twist)

B-DAY- 06/09

FAVE ARTIST- Ha-Yel

FAVE ANIME- Death Note

FAVE FOOD- Pancakes, Lasagne, OREOS!!!!!!!! Not together, obviously!

FAVE COMIC- Teen Titans Fan Comics Especially BBRae

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic

My Likes

My Dislikes

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

At random times of the week your friends are certain you have disappeared off the face of the earth and have given up hope of ever seeing you again (But eventually they will see you again.)

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. Lol, so true!

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. Yes I can =.=

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Favourite Games:

-Octopus Dance

-Captain Falcon's Twister Race

-Kid Icarus: Uprising

-Legend of Zelda

-Rhythm Thief and the Emperors Treasure

-On and on...

Favourite Books:

-Lockwood and Co.

-Ark Angel

-School of Good and Evil

-The Spiderwick Chronicles

-Into the Woods

-On and on...

Favourite Movies:

-Alice in Wonderland

-Maze Runner

-Rise of the Guardians

-How to Train Your Dragon

-The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

-Inside Out

-Fast and Furious 5 (In my opinion, 5 was actually better than 7, but 7 comes close second)

-Big Hero 6

-On and on...

Favourite Mangas:

-Shugo Chara

-Death Note

-Darren Shan Saga

-The Devil is a Part-Timer!

-Fisheye Placebo

-On and on...

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this on your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (All the time...)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you're one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (StarFox, Kirby, Last Air Bender, Spyro and many other things.)

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you also get a great deal of character/creature design from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you think Toothless is cute as a cat, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump assholes!"

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you get a great deal of the plotlines of your stories from your dreams, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

- TEACHER= Why are you talking during lesson?

STUDENT= Why are you teaching during my conversation?

- Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs

- Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over

- Of course I talk to myself! I need expert advice

- The ideal man doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't do drugs, doesn't swear, doesn't get angry, doesn't exist

- Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study

- I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

- What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?

- "Did you just fall?"

"NO, I attacked the floor,"

"Backwards?"

"I'm freaking talented!"

- Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into things

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Wow. I'm SMART! Now there is something...

Girls are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Here is something I like.

Its called the Birthday Game. Pick the day and month of your birthday. Also, you have to pick you favorite color. Put it all together to get something crazy! I will bold mine.

Month: (For July you pick you jump off or on something.)

January: I kissed - February: I shot

March: I ran over - April: I kicked

May: I ate - June: I read

July: I yelled at - August: I jumped on/off

September: I challenged - October: I sang to

November: I cried over - December: I crawled over

Number: (For 13 and 14 they are strangers. Also, you pick for 30 and 31.)

1: A fork - 2: A Pokemon- 3: A random person - 4: A birdbath

5: A fire - 6: A house - 7: A celebrity - 8: Something

9: A Pillow - 10: A homeless guy - 11: A car - 12: A book

13: A girl - 14: A boy - 15: A bed - 16: A monster

17: A lamp - 18: A picture of you ex - 19: A grizzly bear - 20: A tennis racket

21: A cookie - 22: A lighthouse - 23: Your mom - 24: A tissue

26: A foot - 27: A bunny - 28: A monkey - 29: Popcorn - 30: A character from a book

31: A character from any show

Color:

Purple: Because I got bored

Red: I don't know why.

Blue: Voices in my head told me to.

Yellow: Because I'm crazy/

Orange: Because if I didn't I would be killed.

Pink: Because my leader Big Bird said to.

Green: Because I'm awesome!

Other: The gummy bear wanted me to

1. True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
2. The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
3. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
4. Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
5. Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
6. A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
7. I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

A - AVAILABLE: Yep.

B - BIRTHDAY: 6th of September

C - CRUSHING ON: ...A guy...

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Tea

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: ...Myself

F - FAVORITE SONGS: Must I list them? Cos if I do, it's gonna be a long day today, and I have double maths homework

G- GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: My first ever story up for everyone to see? Though it isn't completed yet

H - HOMETOWN: BLACK HOLE.

I - IN LOVE WITH: NO ONE...

J - JUGGLE: Badly...

K - KILLED SOMEONE: Does my little sisters teddy bear count?

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 8 hours?

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: OREO

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 8; 6 sisters, 2 brothers

O - ONE WISH: To teleport, intangibility and to control people (Restrictment: To teleport within a 100 miles radius, and control one person at a time)

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: A friend

S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: ...Drag Me Down...

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 5.13 AM today

U - UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME FRIENDS' NAMES: Carma

V - VEGETABLE(S): Carrots

W - WORST HABIT: Chewing my lip

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I don't count them... Not many

Y - YOYOS ARE: Red with Black spots!

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: ...Searching it up now... Virgo! But I don't believe in this kinda stuffses

D* put this

R* on your

E* page if you

A* prefer your

M* imagination

S* over reality

If you are still reading, get this. I'm trying to make the longest bio. EVER.

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparable

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overeactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Never-ending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

The white man said, "Colored people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you're White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Ooh, I choose, drumroll, Jack Frost! He's so cooooooooool...

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

BLACK

3. Your first initial?

H

4. Your month of birth?

It's September

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black, duh

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

...Nameless Child...

7. Your favorite number?

6!

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

CALIFORNIA of course

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

I don't know how to swim... Lake, it's smaller

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I really want to be an author when I'm older

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--) I won't!

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

Excuse me?! You don't say that to a hardcore Jelsa shipper!

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

I'm not really aggressive, more evil...

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

Good to know? I don't believe it

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

One of them, cos you can't expect me to choose!

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

Oh...kay?

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

Oh, hellz yeah!

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

Reserved? Kinda, I guess...

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Whatever!

EMOS-

*Are not cry babies

*Can be very nice people

*Don't always cut themselves

*Are not always depressed

*Can be happy too

*Are normal people just like you

(Put this on your profile if you agree with this.)

OC QUIZ

Rules: 1. You must choose only ONE of your OCs. Do it again if you wanna use another OC.

2. Your OC must answer every question as truthfully as possible.

3. Title the journal as "OC's Quiz"

4. When you're done, tag as many people as you want.

5. Have fun!!

Melody Eather

1A: Hi! What's your real name and nickname?

Melody= Melody Eather. Teresa sometimes calls me Dy when she's angry at me.

2A: What's your gender?

Melody= I am female.

3A: Interesting... What's your current age?

Melody= Lost count. Besides, age is irrelevant.

4A: Uh huh. What's your favorite food?

Melody= I cannot taste, so they are all the same.

5A: And your favorite drink?

Melody= I like milkshakes because they are cold and soothing.

6A: Confession time! Who's your crush/lover?

Melody= I don't have a crush or a lover.

Teresa= *Pokes her* Are you suuuuuuuuuure?

Melody= Yes.

7A: Aww! Have you two kissed yet?

Melody= What do you mean? Should I ignore this question?

Hilary pokes her, waits, then nods, defeated*

8A: Classic question! What's your favorite color?

Melody= Grey.

9A: Who's your favorite author?

Melody= My creator, Hilary. Is this breaking the 4th wall?

Pit= *Shrugs* You'll get used to it.

10A: Now what's your biggest fear?

Melody= My purpose of living.

11A:- stifles a giggle- I'm not laughing. -bursts out laughing- Sorry. Have an embarrassing experience in your past?

Melody= Fainting in front of the whole gathering of Gods and Goddesses...

12A: Any Siblings?

Melody= Sort of. Teresa and Nancy. Am I done here?

13A: Almost, it's only twenty questions. Who's your hero?

Melody= Apparently, some emo guy caught me when I was falling to my death. I wouldn't call him my hero, but I owe him, nonetheless.

14A: Okay, who is your worst enemy?

Melody= ...Myself, I guess.

15A: What would you do if your hero and your worst enemy got together?

Melody= Is it alright if I say no comment?

Hilary= No. Answer it.

Melody= Well, if my hero and worst enemy got together, Hilary would write another book on it...

16A: Interesting... What would you do if you met your creator?

Melody= She is with me right now.

Hilary= Yo.

17A: Okay, I'll contact her right now. Done! Now, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Melody= If I grow up, I wish to be a lawyer. I have a way with words...

Hilary= Hint, hint.

18A: What's your worst nightmare?

Melody= ...Me.

19A: What's your lifelong dream?

Melody= Peace.

20A: What would you do if your lifelong dream came true?

Melody= Allow myself freedom to be normal again and experience love, happiness and enjoy my life.

21A: Okay, where's your favorite place to relax?

Melody= Anywhere as long as I have some good tunes to listen to.

22A: Favourite music?

Melody= I really like "World so Cold" by Rolling Stones.

23A: Do you have any friends?

Melody= Suprisingly I do. A nice group of friends... for a detonating bomb of an angel.

24A: Last question! What do you spend most of your time doing?

Melody= Please don't tell Nancy or Teresa but I sing at small parties or performances as long as I get paid.

FIRE

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

Total: 4

WATER

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

Total: 2

EARTH

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 2

AIR

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent.

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

Total: 9

DARKNESS

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer night time over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favourite colour.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 7

LIGHT

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

Total: 3

Do you think my bio is too long?

Yes?

Deal with it.

1. Question: Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"We notice above that the lions can be a symbol of strength. What could you use the images on the right to symbolise?" - Ahem. My lost english text book, discarded under my bed. XD

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Nothing. Just air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Sofia the First with my little sisters.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is.

...8 O'clock.

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really?

Quarter past 8.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Truth or Dare- Emily Osment and my brother yelling at my sister.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I was throwing the rubbish out three hours ago.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

EpicPit's profile.

9. What are you wearing?

Top and jeans.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yep.

11. When did you last laugh?

Two minutes ago.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

A mirror and a canvas painting.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yes. My baby sister put a toothbrush up her nose. Ew.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It helped me find my english book actually.

15. What was the last film you saw?

Maze Runner!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every Nintendo game and console. A new big house for me and my family.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I miss the first step of a staircase unless I'm deep in thought.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

NO MORE WAR! And change the prime minister into, I dunno, oh wait, I do, ME!

19. Do you like to dance?

OF COURSE.

20. Why or why not?

It feels like I'm free and its good exercise.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Huh? Haven't given much thought on it.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Hmm...

Questions About the Smashers:

1. What would your reaction be if Mario gives you a plate of pasta?

Mario: Dinner is a-served.

Hilary: Oh...

Mario: What is the matter?

Hilary: I'm vegetarian. -Smiles sheepishly-

Mario: Mamma Mia?!

2. Link is training WAY too hard for a single match. What do you think?

Link: Hraah!

Hilary: -Jumps out of the way- Too intense! Oh, too intense!

Link: Can't keep up?

Melody: Seriously? -dashes to him and attacks- Just rest already.

Link: Never! -gets up then falls down-

Hilary: Come on already. For your health.

3. Kirby sucked up everything in you favorite smasher's room. What would you and that smasher say?

Hilary: Woah...

Peach: -Calmly sweeps her floor- Oh, hello, Hilary! Dont mind the mess.

Hilary: -Helps her- What in the Underworld happen here?!

Kirby: Poyo!

Peach: -Sighs- He happened.

4. Pikachu won't stop spamming thunder in a brawl match. What would the other fighters say? (For this one, you can choose any three fighters.)

Ganondorf: Someone stop that mouse!

Lady Palutena: He just wont!

Pikachu: Pika...CHU!

Luigi: Gah! Run for da hills!

5. Fox is angry about something. What is it?

Fox: ... ... ...

Melody: -Cant stand the silence- WHAT HAPPENED!?

Fox: -Surprised- What do you mean?

Melody: You're mad about something.

Fox: ...Kirby.

Melody: Say no more. -Gets cleaning materials-

6. Samus is forced to cook with Zelda and Peach. Do you think she should cook with them or not?

Samus: What are we making exactly? Please something easy.

Peach: Oh, we are going to make a Black Forest Gateau.

Samus: You dont say.

Wolf: Okay then, I'll be in the garden, away from... here. Bye!

7. Ness wants to burn something with PK Fire. What would you do?

Melody: -Stands in the middle of the garden- Are you sure this is safe?

Ness: -Nods cheekily- Very.

Melody: Okay then...

Hilary: Woah woah, STOP!

8. Captain Falcon's running laps around the mansion because he wants to be faster than Sonic. What do you say?

Hilary: It's never gonna happen.

Melody:Your not even faster then me.

Captain Falcon: Race! Now!

Melody: Fine. -Beats him- Now do you believe us?

Captain Falcon: Again!

Melody: Urgh...

9. Marth notices that his sword has been stolen! Do you know who stole it?

Melody: I keep telling you, I don't know!

Marth: You must know! You can hear everything!

Melody: Yeah, and I heard nothing. But, I do know where it is...

-Turns Marth around and pulls off sword with the note on it and reads-

'Gotcha, Toon Link and Hilary,'

Marth: Argh!? No...

Hilary: Yes, Prince of Dumbness. -Hi fives Toon Link- You can't trust either of us.

10. The Ice Climbers think that Nintendo doesn't care about them because they only have one game. Do you think that they deserve another one?

Hilary: Who cares if you don't get another game? People still love you. I love you guys. -Hugs them-

11. Mr. Game & Watch is mad at some fans because not many people write about him. What do you think?

Mr Game and Watch: Beep beep beep beep! 'It's sad for me!'

Hilary: Even so, what good would there be if more stories about you are posted, and they arent what you would have thought it would have been?

Mr. Game and Watch: Beep beep beep beep beep... 'You don't make any sense...'

Hilary: I'm glad you understand.

12. Pit heard that Sakurai is not intending to make a sequel to his new game. What's his reaction?

Melody: If there was another game, I would totally get it!

Pit: I would let you BE in it, but you heard Sakurai. There won't be a sequel. I'm that much dislikesd.

Melody: No your not. And it doesnt mean they hate you. I heard the game was so good, any sequel won't do any good.

Pit: Really?

Melody: Really! Now, ice-cream, on me.

Pit: Yeah!

13. Olimar's archive on fanfiction has less than 500 fanfics. Do you think his new game is going to help increase the number or not?

Melody: No one knows what the future holds.

Olimar: ...Is that a no?

14. R.O.B. wants to hover infintitely. What would happen if he does?

Melody: -Piggy-back on R.O.B- I Believe I Can Fly!

15. Snake went into town so that he can bomb stuff with Link, Young Link, and Toon Link. What would you do?

Hilary: Take me with you!

Snake: More the merrier.

Young Link: And EXPLOSIVER!

DarkPit: Thats gonna cost. Out of your money.

Hilary: Kill joy.

16. Sonic made a mess in the kitchen. What do you tell him?

Hilary: You did this. You deal with it!

Sonic: Please help! I'll do your chores!

Hilary: For a year?

Sonic: Hey, I'm not desperate.

17. Villager is stealing people's things. What happens after that?

Bowser: We all know it was you.

Peach: And if you give the stuff back, you get cake!

Melody: No. Not bribery.

DarkPit: Uh, just give it. -Death glare-

Villager: Heh heh heh. -Gives stuff back then runs away-

DarkPit: Hmm. Too much?

Everyone: Nooo... ... ...yes?

18. Mega Man thinks he will be the Meta Knight in the next Smash Bros. game. Your opinion?

Hilary: Is that even possible?

MeganMan: -Shrugs- I just know it.

Hilary: Awesome.

19. Wii Fit Trainer got all of the smashers tired thanks to her lesson. What is your reaction when you walk in?

Hilary: Wow. Jogging on the spot for three hours?

Wii Fit Trainer: Too much?

Hilary: -Shakes head- Not enough.

Everyone: -Groans-

Hilary: Old people...

20. Luigi is now glad because he is no longer in his older brother's shadow. How does he celebrate?

Luigi: Mushrooms a-for everyone!

Pit: How about actual party food?

21. Zelda is in a car accident. Which swordsman besides Link would get to her first?

Lucina: I heard what happened. Are you okay?

Zelda: I've had better days. But also worse. This is nothing.

-Link smiles at her, gently-

22. Meta Knight is thinking about something and Kirby decides to guess what he's thinking about. What does he think?

Kirby: Poyo? 'Fighting?'

Meta Knight: No.

Kirby: Poyo? 'Flying?'

Meta Knight: No.

Kirby: Poyo? 'Smashing?'

Meta Knight: No.

Kirby: Poyo poyo? 'What then?'

Meta Knight: You are irritating.

23. Jigglypuff tells you that everyone thinks that she sucks. What do you tell her?

Hilary: Forget them. They are losers.

Ness: I'm a loser?

Melody: -Nods- Unless you apologise.

Ness: I'm sorry, Jigglypuff. And I'll make it up for you!

Jgglypuff: -Dances- Jigglypuff!

24. Falco wants to fly. Do you think he can?

Melody: Of course-

Falco: Told you, Pittoo!

Melody: -Flatly- -Not.

25. Lucas is trying to beat Donkey Kong's Home-Run Contest Record. Will he succeed?

Melody: -To Lucas- You can do it! You can do it!

-To herself- Please do it, please do it!

Ike: -Shakes his head- Your supporting the wrong team, little girl.

Melody: Little?! LUCAS, YOU CAN DO IT!

-He does-

Ike: How.. how could he do...?

Melody: YES! OMIGOSH! YES YOU DID IT, I told you so.

26. Roy wants to teach you, and the smashers who don't use a sword how to use one. What will happen in his class?

Jigglypuff: -Has difficulty with holding the sword-

Roy: Try harder, you almost got it.

Melody: -Picks up sword- Do I really need to do this?

Roy: To be the best, fight the best.

Melody: But I don't wanna be- -DarkPit slashes out onto her sword-

Roy: No talking. Only your blade talks.

Melody: -Drops her sword and rolls up her sleeves- I'll give you talking...

15 Painful Minutes Later...

DarkPit: You prove your point, get off!

Roy: Don't give up, Pittoo!

DarkPit: ...Yeah, I give up already, so get off.

Melody: Next time, dont hold back. Then I won't. Class dismissed!

Everyone: -Cheers- Yeah!

27. Peach decides to host a tea party and invites Fox, Falco, Wolf, Sonic, Mega Man, Bowser, Ganondorf, Dedede, Lucario, and Mewtwo. What happens?

Sonic: ULTRA FOOD FIGHT! -Throws cupcakes-

Falco: You got it! -throws apple cruble onto Bowser-

-MegaMan, Wolf and Fox join in-

Bowser: -Ignores and drinks tea- Very sweet, Princess.

Peach: -Smiles- Thank you. I like baking when I'm not kidnapped.

Bowser: -Uncomfortably- Of course.

Ganondorf: -Almost takes bite of a slice of gateau-

Peach: I wont eat that if I were you.

Ganondorf: -Puts it down- Why?

Peach: Samus made-

-Sonic grabs it and throws at Deedeedee-

DeeDeeDee: -Eats and Eats.- The gateau clangs on his head, leaving him unconscious-

Peach: Nevermind.

28. Ganondorf thinks he is the master of power. Do you agree with him or not?

Melody: -Feels him staring at her intensely- ... ... ...No... no comment.

29. Dedede kicks everyone including you out of the mansion so that he and the other royalty smashers can have the mansion to themselves. What do they do?

Melody: Lets blow it up!

Lady Palutena: We would also blow our piggy banks.

Sonic: Lets turn the power off.

Zelda: But its night, and we wont be able to see.

Pit: We can flood it.

DarkPit: Or set it on fire.

Ness: I go with that plan!

Melody: -evily- I have an idea...

Later...

DeeDeeDee: We have been stolen from!

Bowser: What?!

DarkPit: Pick pocketing. -Fist bumps Sonic- A speciallity of mine.

Sonic: Yep. Good idea, Melody. Now they ain't rich.

30. Pichu decides to get back at the kids for what they did to her. What happened?

Pichu: -Thinks- Last time they will get on the wrong side of me.

NEWSFLASH! LIGHTENING BOLT HITS KIDS 13 UNLUCKY TIMES!

Olimar: -Looks at Pichu- I wonder...

31. Wolf is with the other two bounty hunters, Samus and Captain Falcon exploring a level in the Subspace Emissary. Where are they?

Wolf: Its too dark. Can you find any thing?

Samus: A light switch would come in handy.

Captain Falcon: Dont need it. Captain Falcon knows where he's going. -Bangs into the wall.-

Wolf: -Sweatdrops- Sure.

32. Ike is chasing Falco because he wants to cook him. Do you try to stop him?

Melody: -Chases Ike- ISNT THAT CANNIBALISM?!

33. Bowser's complaining because he can never kidnap Peach. What do you tell him?

Bowser: Maybe I need a new target someone would rescue... -Eyes fall in Melody-

Melody: Just try.

Hilary: How about you try and not make a huge deal to Mario that you have his girlfriend?

Bowser: Or I could just-

Melody: No.

Bowser: But maybe I can-

Melody: Nope.

Bowser: I-

Melody: Never. Besides who would rescue me?

Hilary: I would and I could.

Pit: Me!

Ness: Me as well!

Sonic. Duh, I would.

DarkPit: Only if I'm bored.

Ness: Really?

DarkPit: Really. If I'm bored.

Bowser: ...Now can I-

Melody: NO.

34. Young Link is bored and wants to be helpful. How does he help? (You can choose any smasher for this one!)

Peach: And the dinner plates should have a knife and fork by the sides. And put out the meal. And you can help Zelda with the dessert and then-

Young Link: On second thoughts, I'm not bored anymore. See you, Peach.

Mario: -Chuckles- You scared him away!

35. Mewtwo has a headache thanks to the kids. He orders the swordsmen to stand by his door and make sure no one comes in while he rests. Do things go well?

Mewtwo: What the...?

-Water falls onto him. The kids run away laughing-

Mewtwo: Idiots. -Goes out-

-The swordsmen were sleeping like babies-

36. Donkey Kong thinks that 75m is the worst stage in the game. What does Diddy Kong say?

Diddy Kong: OOH OOH AHH!

37. Toon Link asks you if you think that he can become a singer. What would you say to him?

Melody: Why ask me?

Toon Link: You are a nice singer, and good ears to hear with.

Melody: Aw, thanks.

-Toon Link begins to sing Happy. Horribly-

Melody: Eh, how about you find another hobby you want?

38. Red asks you to break up an argument between his three Pokémon. What are they arguing about?

Melody: Sorry Red. I have no idea why they would be fighting over what is better, Brawl or being petted.

39. Doctor Mario is the only smasher that believed the end of the world would be in 2012. Reaction?

Darkpit: Go ahead. Carry on thinking that...

Melody: Isnt it 2015?

Pit: I think so.

40. Lucario is now the one to help Peach and Zelda cook. What does he think about it?

Lucario: 'What is better to use? Cinnamon or lemon juice?'

Peach: Thank you for helping, Lucario.

Lucario: Its fine.

41. Yoshi wonders if there is going to be another Mario baseball game. Your thoughts?

Yoshi: Yoshi? 'Well?'

Mario: Probably. I-a havent thought much about it.

Yoshi: Yoshi! 'Okay!'

42. Wario thinks he's always right. What do you tell him?

Melody: Of course, keep dreaming.

43. Diddy Kong is shooting peanuts at all the smashers. What do you do?

Melody: Kirby! Suck it up!

Kirby: Poyo!

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Viridi

2. Peach

3. Sonic

4. Melody (OC)

5. Ness

6. Zelda

7. DarkPit

8. Link

9. Samus

10. Pit

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: ...I don't believe you.

Viridi: Its true! She set the kitchen on fire!

-I run for it-

Viridi: Okay, now where's that diary?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: SONIC, YOU IDIOT! I EVEN LOCKED THE DOOR!

Sonic: -Runs out- I thought you were someone else, sorry!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: ...I won't allow it.

Samus: Allow what?

Me: -Death glare: YOU CANT MARRY MY LITTLE MELODY!

Melody: What the what now? I'm only like 105 years old. I don't wanna get married. And she's a GIRL. Ew.

Me: ...SONIC, YOU AND NESS SET ME UP!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Wow. Ness, the salad looks like charred wood.

Nees: Oops.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Zelda: -Knocked out-

Me: -Sighs- Most of us deserve this holiday...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Seriously?!

DarkPit: No.

Me: Oh.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Link. Next time, just take it slow. And never challenge me to hand to hand combat.

Link: Urgh...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Real mature, Samus.

Samus: What did I do? All I said was that kids shouldnt be in brawl!

Me: 'Ickle babies' I believe.

Melody: I DESERVE RESPECT! I'M ONE OF THE OLDEST HERE!

Samus: Yet you still act like a three year old.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Pit, PLEASE!

Please...

Please...

Please...

Please...

999 Pleases Later...

Please!

Pit: I'll never tell Viridi I like her, now shove off!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Viridi: -Traps them with giant beanstalks- Hilary, run for it!

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: SHOES!?

Sonic: State of the art running shoes.

Me: Awesome. I'm still killing you for pranking me.

You're stuck in your house and it's on fire. What does 4 do?

Me: Melody, HELP!

Melody: -Running for her life- YOURE ON YOUR OWN!

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Ness: DO IT DO IT DO IT!

Me: Urgh, fine.

Later...

Me: WHY DID I DO THAT!!??!!??

Ness: You're in for a lot of trouble.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Viridi: WHAT? I wish you happiness and strength in your life. You need it.

Me: No! Your supposed to say, 'But I love him!' and it was a trick to make you say that! Ugh, nothing is going right today...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

DarkPit: You didnt even like him. I thought you liked Ri-

Me: SHUT IT

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Samus: £5 Hilary loses tto that buff dude.

Ness: Done. Nice doing buisness with you.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Pit: -Clamps Hilary's mouth shut- Zip it, it's annoying!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Uh...

???: -Whispers- Make it up!

Me: Okay, well, she speaks whats on her mind a lot. And she helps the world a lot. She's a good friend. -Darkly- And I will stop at nothing to get her and Pit married!

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: -On the phone to the hospital- Hello? Princess Peach has finally lost it.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: Nope.

Ness: EW, GROSS!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Wait til Link finds out.

Zelda: No! Don't you dare!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

DarkPit: -Stares-

Melody: -Stares- What?

DarkPit: You look stupid.

Me: YOU WILL REGRET THAT! I know I do! :'(

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: You will. She is right there. -Waves to Zelda-

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their undying love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Your'e being too influenced by Ness. No more pranks.

Samus: -Blushes- That was meant for someone else...

You spot 10 kissing 1. What do you do?

Me: ITS REALITY! ABOUT TIME YOU TWO GOT TOGETHER! I SUPPORT PIRIDI! Or Vit. Whatever pleases you

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: I swear if they are fighting again...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: ...no. What a question! They are both girls. And Viridi is destined or Pit, so... It would never work.

Would 2 trust 5?

Me: Definitely. She trusts everyone except Daisy. Which is understandable.

Daisy: Hey!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Pit: -Ignores-

Melody: -Gives up and pokes someone else, harder-

Pikachu: Pika?!

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Viridi: How to Raise an Army.

Ness: That isnt a lesson.

Viridi: Goddess training?

Ness: Not a lesson.

Viridi: Gardening?!

Ness: Nope.

Viridi: Ok, what do you choose then?

Ness: How to PK Fire Better.

Viridi: Seriously?

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Sonic: CHILLI DOGS!

Zelda: How about... No.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

DarkPit: Your'e not very good at this.

Samus: Right, and you cook at a restaurant to gain some money ALL THE TIME.

DarkPit: I meant you suck at cooking. I heard what happened to your gateau.

Samus: ... I quit.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Ness: This is only a trim, okay Link?

Link: -Gets out huge pair of shears-

Zelda: Woah, woah, don't bald him!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Zelda: Is that... Link?

Samus: Yeah.

Zelda: Wow. What are you worse at? Cooking, or drawing?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Samus: You DO like her!

Pit: What? No...

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Viridi: ...Ow.

Pit: Oops. -Runs for the hils-

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Zelda: NESS! Are you okay?

Ness: No...

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Zelda: Are you still mad at me for being a player?

Me: Duh.

7 won the lottery?

DarkPit: ...I didn't sign up.

Melody: Oh, I did for you.

Later...

Melody: Yes! Thank you for getting it! -Hugs giant teddy bear-

DarkPit: -Grins and pushes cart full of stuff-

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: You loving Zelda isnt a secret, Link.

9 became a singer?

Samus: Woah, yeah!

Me: TAKE COVER!

Bowser: She's bad at almost everything.

Samus: I'm not bad at kicking your butt.

10 got a daughter?

Me: Wha?

DarkPit: I have a niece?

How would 3 greet 4?

Sonic: -Spin circles around her-

Melody: Show off...

What would 4 envy about 5?

Melody: His.. amazingness? ...I got nothing.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Ness: STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Zelda: You don't want to fight?

Ness: NO! Leave me alone!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: ...Poker faces.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Link: Brawl with me, Pittoo!

DarkPit: -Sarcastically- Sure, just cos you said please.

Link: -Confused- I didn't...

Later...

DarkPit: Next time I won't go so easy on you.

Link: Uh...ugh...

Where would 8 meet 9?

-Battlefield-

Link: Argh!

Samus: Ha!

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me: Pit is always scared of Viridi ever since he accidentally stepped on a daisy.

Daisy: TREAT DAISIES WITHE RESPECT!

Me: EXCEPT HER!

Is 3 Gay?

Me: One moment, SONIC, ARE YOU GAY?!

Sonic: What the heck?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you feel right now?

EVIL. :D

Why are you reading this ridiculously long bio? Eh, I'm not complaining, carry on.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Send this to someone. It's called therapy, and God knows we Otakus need it.

YOUR GUY SIDE: (Bold the ones that apply to you, italize the ones that kinda apply to you, and underline the ones you feel neutral about

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture. (Buying stationary, books and random htings like photo frames, magnets, stuffses)

You own an X-Box.

Played with Hot wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth. My mum or aunt keeps nagging at me not to. -.-

Sleep with your socks on at night

You own a Wii

YOUR GIRL SIDE: (Bold the ones that apply to you, italize the ones that kinda apply to you, and underline the ones you feel neutral about.

You wear lip gloss/lipstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry. (Bracelets)

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Several sarcastic answers to guys' romantic statements/questions:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you. How the hell did you find me?

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together.

Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book.

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman.

Girl: Then please leave me alone.

Guy: I can tell you want me.

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave.

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous.

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger.

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking.

Guy: I want to give myself to you.

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out.

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.

Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: Please whisper those three little words that will make my day

Girl: Go to Hell.

Guy: I've changed my mind...

Girl: Excellent, so does the new one work better?

Guy: I'd go through anything for you

Girl: Good! Let's start with your bank account

Guy: Can I buy you a drink?

Girl: No, just give me the money

(If your're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)

Warrior Kitty's Zombie Apocolypse Team meme!

Hello fellow surviver! There's zombies everywhere and it looks like you need at team! Choose any video game characters of your choice and answer the following questions.

1.) Classify which characters will be the team leader, the brains, the care-taker, the weapons specialist, the asshole, the wimp, the badass fighter, the team mascot, the lovable character, and the pathetic guy that always gets hurt and nearly killed.

- Team Leader: DarkPit

- The Brains: Zelda

- The Care-taker: Peach

- The Weapons Specialist: Lucina

- The Asshole: Jigglypuff

- The Wimp: Olimar

- The Badass Fighter: Samus

- The Team Mascot: Daisy

- The Lovable Character: Pichu

- The Pathetic Guy: Pit

2.) Great! You have your team! Now, make a scene of the leader discussing the plan.

DarkPit: Okay. I'm put in charge of a team of girls and a wimp. Not forgetting my dweeb of a brother...

Daisy: We are right here, dontcha know?

Pit: -Sulks in corner-

3.) Oh no! Your team needs to get to the other side of a wide river but the bridge is broken! The brains thinks of a way to get to the other side. Does it work or does it fail?

Zelda: Everyone can swim, correct?

DarkPit: -Sarcastic- Yeah, nice plan.

Pichu: Pichu! -Jumps in with Pit and JigglyPuff.

Zelda: Yes, lightening and water can't mix...

Pit: Medic! Ack!

4.) Someone is hurt! What does the care-taker do?

Peach: Have some tea.

DarkPit: -Facepalm-

5.) A horde of zombies are coming! It's the weapons specialist's time to shine! What happens?

Lucina: What? What am I supposed to do, they're already dead.

DarkPit: Dah, everyone, attack!

6.) Now make a scene where the asshole is being, well, an asshole.

DarkPit: -Notices JigglyPuff staring at him? What?

JigglyPuff: ...

DarkPit: ...

JigglyPuff: ...

DarkPit: What, dammit?!

JigglyPuff: JigglyPuff :3

DarkPit: ... I don't speak Pokemon.

7.) The team is in a building and wimp wonders off with one of the teammates. What happens?

DarkPit: -On patrol- Huh? Olimar?

Olimar: Heh, hi.

DarkPit: Why are you following me?

Olimar: Can't sleep, but everyone else already are.

DarkPit: They're worn out. From protecting you. From the zombies.

Olimar: Yeeeeeaaaaah...

8.) The badass fighters find themselves surrounded by zombies. What do they do?

Samus: SCREW THIS! Time to act!

DarkPit: Wait, what?

Samus: -hyper shoots everything, including team members-

DarkPit: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU COULDA KILLED US!

Samus: -Shrugs- Better you then me.

9.) Now have the team mascot and the lovable character be lovable as always!

Daisy: Whats up?

Pichu: Pichu! :3 'Pet me!'

Daisy: You want me to throw our last supply of water onto our crummy leader? :D Sure...

Pichu: PichuPichu! 'I didn't say that!'

10.) Finally, have the pathetic guy get hurt in some way.

Pit: LADY PALUTEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! The zombies are trying to eat my brain! -Tiny zombie on his head-

DarkPit: ...You ever had any brains?

11.) Your team has managed to survive to the end of the meme! Do you have any last words or thoughts?

Girls: GIRL POWER! WE ROCK! BOYS ARE COMPLETE IDIOTS!

Pit: ;_;

DarkPit: Why do I even try...?

Thank you, Warrior Kitty for the great meme!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: will take the knife, and leave you be.

BEST FRIENDS: will take the knife, and do a strip check every day for the next 3 years

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit